u/TroglodianFucktwat69

So I read this somewhere which instantly starts making sense when you start thinking about it and which I'm gonna expand upon here.

This post is kind of a copy-paste that I originally posted on Dottore Mains but since it directly connects with Capitano, I've decided to repost it here as well, and gives us all new POVs to look at things. Here it is below:

We know both Dottore and Capitano are coming back. We know both of them have received tons story and lore points setting up their return, especially Dottore in 6.6, but the question is "when will they return ?"

Just like Columbina, they both are among the "Big 3" harbingers, and as part of the Big 3, they are bound to received SUPER special treatments when they release - What I mean by that is, when Mihoyo's getting ready to release Capitano and Dottore, they both will receive their own dedicated patch cycles, their own exclusive Nations/Sub-Nations, GREATLY Expanded lore and story in the form of massive Archon Quests, and the likes

Because people need to realize one thing - The Tsaritsa is the last of the 7 Archons. After her, Mihoyo needs another "Big hype Archon-level faction" to sell. Columbina was a big social experiment in seeing if they can do that and they succeeded with big numbers

Meaning that after 7.x, we can either receive Archon level treatment for both Capitano and Dottore as main patch cycles, or they can just jump straight to Khaenriah with 8.x and then jump to Capitano and Dottore Sagas with 9.x and 10.x. Maybe even combine the Dark Sea together with their inclusion, just like how they combined Kod-Krai with Schneznaya.

Ofcource, this is one of the many theories we have, and is a direct objection of the Theory of Capitano releasing around 7.4 to complete the whole 3 Year Theory and the Lunar Cycle Theory, and Pantalone eventually finding a way to resurrect him in 7.x., and while I would ideally want that so that we can get our playable men ASAP after waiting all these years, there's also a 50/50 chance, that Mihoyo will gatekeep these 2 and drag there hype as much as they really can before they can sell them, like how they did with Columbina, so if these 2 don't release in 7.x, then expect Archon-Level marketing for them with future dedicated main patch cycles

Again, we know Capitano and Dottore are coming. We know they'll be playable, but either they're becoming playable within the next 12 months from now, or a good few years, probably for when Da Wei would need the money to buy his 69th Yacht.

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u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 2 days ago

So I read this somewhere which instantly starts making sense when you start thinking about it and which I'm gonna expand upon here.

We know both Dottore and Capitano are coming back. We know both of them have received tons story and lore points setting up their return, especially Dottore in 6.6, but the question is "when will they return ?"

Just like Columbina, they both are among the "Big 3" harbingers, and as part of the Big 3, they are bound to received SUPER special treatments when they release - What I mean by that is, when Mihoyo's getting ready to release Capitano and Dottore, they both will receive their own dedicated patch cycles, their own exclusive Nations/Sub-Nations, GREATLY Expanded lore and story in the form of massive Archon Quests, and the likes

Because people need to realize one thing - The Tsaritsa is the last of the 7 Archons. After her, Mihoyo needs another "Big hype Archon-level faction" to sell. Columbina was a big social experiment in seeing if they can do that and they succeeded with big numbers

Meaning that after 7.x, we can either receive Archon level treatment for both Capitano and Dottore as main patch cycles, or they can just jump straight to Khaenriah with 8.x and then jump to Capitano and Dottore Sagas with 9.x and 10.x. Maybe even combine the Dark Sea together with their inclusion, just like how they combined Kod-Krai with Schneznaya.

Ofcource, this is one of the many theories we have, and is a direct objection of the Theory of Capitano releasing around 7.4 to complete the whole 3 Year Theory and the Lunar Cycle Theory, and Pantalone eventually finding a way to resurrect him in 7.x., and while I would ideally want that so that we can get our playable men ASAP after waiting all these years, there's also a 50/50 chance, that Mihoyo will gatekeep these 2 and drag there hype as much as they really can before they can sell them, like how they did with Columbina, so if these 2 don't release in 7.x, then expect Archon-Level marketing for them with future dedicated main patch cycles

Again, we know Capitano and Dottore are coming. We know they'll be playable, but either they're becoming playable within the next 12 months from now, or a good few years, probably for when Da Wei would need the money to buy his 69th Yacht.

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u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 2 days ago

Man this is giving so much Gon and Killua doomed friendship vibe from Hunter x Hunter 2011 Chimera Ant Arc 😭😭

Pantalone as Killua, Dottore as Gon. Even though Dottore went down a very different path than the rest of the people, you could still tell that he cared about Pantalone a good bit in his heart, viewed him as the only true friend he had, were both individuals who almost fully understood each other, and Pantalone acknowledging that he was indeed among the only true ones who helped him in the only way it mattered the most

Bro might be a villain but MAN that's a REAL HOMIE right there. When nobody stood with Dottore, this guy did, kept supporting him till the end. You wanna get a partner in crime ? Pantalone's the man

Alright then Doc - Till we meet again 👋

u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 4 days ago

Things are really REALLY not adding up...

So, Dottore "dies", but then we have a Chibi Dottore showing up in CN Livestream, and many playable characters still having voice lines for him, like what's going on ?

He's clearly dead, but everything and everyone surrounding him is just giving mad playability vibes.

How will they find a way to make him playable now ? Segments ? Do we even "know" there are other segments ? What about the Segment "in the prime of his life" ? He was the one in Sumeru - Are we SURE that the Prime Segment is the one that died but Pantalone calls him Zandik by instinctive default ?

And even if the real Dottore is dead, doesn't that means that the Prime Segment should still be out there somewhere ? And that's considering the possibility of there being even "more" segments.

I need some clarification on this.

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u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 4 days ago

There needs to be a Permanent Mega Thread Feature for Miscellaneous Discussion and QnA.

Exactly like the title says - Sometimes we have questions that aren't worth making an entire post over. We can just post our stuff and trouble shoot there.

Every other gacha leak sub has it. No reason why this sub shouldn't either.

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u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 9 days ago

HE'S NOT BEATING THE DOTTORE CLONE ALLEGATIONS 😭😭

ONE OF DOTTORE'S SEGMENTS LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE AN OLDER VERSION OF HIM 😭, and combined with everything that has been alluded so far, it's really shaping up to be that Lohen might REALLY BE a Dottore Segment. Even from the top of my head, both have:

  1. Similar hair colors

  2. Similar hairstyles

  3. Similar eye colors

  4. Similarly crazed/psychotic/not fit in the society

  5. Cryo powers/predominantly use cryo powers

If Lohen is really a Dottore Segment, HOW MANY could there REALLY be there that we don't know about ? - We could literally see so many Dottore Segments with various different models, like this current young male model, adult male models like Dottore, Buff Male Models like Varka and Capitano, all with different weapons, hairstyles, outfits, but cryo vision nonetheless

This could also mean that Mihoyo could drag releasing the REAL Dottore for years while we get his segments playable on the sides, and honestly ?... Not only am I cool with that, but it's also a thematically accurate way to flush out the game's lore + worldbuilding too.

u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 11 days ago
▲ 289 r/DottoreMains+1 crossposts

Can we just talk about how funny this 6.6 patch is going to be ? 😭

We "killed" Dottore in 6.3. Then 6.4 was mildly problematic, and 6.5 was mostly chill. Just the usual things we gotta deal with in the event.

Everything is settling down, Columbina gone back to her usual life, the Traveller gearing to go to Schneznaya, everybody minding their own business... then 6.6 happens, and suddenly:

  1. Dottore's back

  2. Big Fatui armies mobilizing in Sumeru

  3. Many big names in Sumeru World Quests and Lores are getting involved

  4. Many big name characters from inside and outside Sumeru are getting involved

  5. Pantalone is in Sumeru

  6. The metaphysical spine of existence gets deleted

  7. Both Scara and the entire world who know about him or affected by him now has to face an existential crisis cuz everyone now knows who he is

  8. Dottore can now use the Musou no Hitotachi

  9. Things get so bad the literal Gods from the Planet's creation lore get involved

This is the equivalent of seeing a street brawl get interrupted by the police, then SWAT team gets involved, then the Army gets involved, then the Government gets personally involved and take matters into his own hands 😭 Like HOW BAD is it gonna get bruh ? And this is just shit we only know "so far" 😭😭

All it took was 1 man - ONE SINGLE MAN, who's not even the actual original man himself, to show up, for shit to blow up this bad 🤣

Can you just imagine being a normal Sumerian, getting up one day on a chill easy day, going out fishing, farming the veggies, taking care of the projects submitted in Sumeru by day, and then suddenly, the backbone of the world is collapsing, forgotten and ancient forbidden memories coming surging into your brain, seeing ancient divine deities descend from the skies, and realizing that y'all have not only been living with the very criminal who sought havoc on y'all in peace but also the fact that the smartest nation in Teyvat literally got softcore-invaded, by night, all within the span of 12 hrs ? 😭

The power and the DMG potential difference between each Harbinger rank is already massive, which gets even MORE massive for the Top 3 - Which all makes us realize how SEVERELY Capitano was nerfed and HOW MUCH he was holding back and how much DMG he could've caused just like Dottore if HE REALLY wanted to. Mavuika's LUCKY Dottore didn't went to Natlan 😭

At this point, whenever Dottore shows up, other characters don't matter anymore - Because Dottore HIMSELF is the main event 🤣🤣

u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 11 days ago

As someone who plays both Genshin and Wuthering Waves, and mains both of these characters in their respective games, once it dawned on me, it just clicked, and it could never leave my mind ever again - These 2 are literally made for each other:

  1. On one side, you have Itto, the big larger-than-life roudy, energetic and charismatic Shonen MC himbo man.

  2. On the other side, you have the busy, hot, emotionally reserved, focused and disciplined office lady + sugar mommy who'll buy you a PS6 at a heartbeat just cuz she felt like it.

Itto's naturally energetic and charismatic nature brings Zani out of her comfort zone so she doesn't becomes a full shut-in, talking to people only for work/important stuff, and brings that much needed "Burst of Color" into her otherwise mundane life, which she desperately needs but will rarely publicly admit.

In the meantime, Zani just straightup grounds Itto, and I don't mean like how Jean grounds Klee. I mean it like Itto tends to get a little TOO hyperactive and larger-than-life from time-to-time, and Zani will be there to bring him back-to-Earth to make sure he doesn't gets himself in trouble, and does everything right.

Both compliment each other, and cover for each other's weaknesses. Even there playstyles compliment each other - Where Itto Is a pure DPS smacking everyone with his greatsword/club while tanking big hits, Zani makes him for his openings by defending him and parrying attacks with a shield. Just pure cinema.

I can even think of some funny situations between them, like:

  1. Itto flexing his muscles around Zani to impress her Johnny Bravo style, while Zani just bats her eyes away with a slight smirk.

  2. Itto being excited to be treated by Zani to some Pizzas, only to find out they're all Tropicale so he makes a "Bruh" face and then tries to quickly get up without saying a word but Zani notices, grabs his hand and drags him back down.

And for more intimate wholesome moments, I could think about situations like:

  1. The constant Oni Racism treatment that Itto receives getting to him from time-to-time so he's just sitting by a tree an bright sun afternoon chilling by himself, and Zani coming by to listen to his Oni struggles, about the pact his people made with humans, and to lift his spirits up with one of those energy drinks she, uhh... drinks.

  2. Zani getting extremely tired from overworking way too much out of even her own threshold one day, so Itto comes in to Averardo Vault, carries her back home, lays her down on the bed, puts a soft blanket on her, gently caresses her head a good few times till she's feeling good, and then creating a geo rock with a soft glow and warm light to keep it on 1 corner of the room and gently light up the room as he goes out to prep up some food materials to cook for the morning.

I could probably think alot more, but these are the only ones I could think from the top of my head. But yeah - Zani x Itto, or "ZanItto", is essentially Itto x Kuki and Itto x Sara = The Opposites Attract pairing, a romantic pairing as old as time itself.

Important Note: This is not to say that I don't ship Male Rover x Zani. Ofcourse I ship them, but I ship these two in an alternate timeline as well, because I self-insert myself in the shoes of both of these characters, so I headcanon a timeline where Itto got Isekai'd and position swapped with the Male Rover in Solaris and Male Rover came to Teyvat to sort of like became a "5th Descender" as he journeys across Teyvat in a different path to Aether to change the Fate of the World, and ofcourse, collecting his own Harem along the way.

And funnily enough, if you see the 2nd image I uploaded, not only was I able to recreated Arataki Itto in Monster Hunter Wilds, but also give him an outfit extremely similar to the Male Rover's as well, and not only does he rocks it like it's his own, but maybe that was also a sign from the Universe for me to eventually discover this headcanon of as well.

Eitherways, I know this isn't a "Full" Genshin Romance post, and I couldn't find a proper place on the internet to express my views without getting canceled or starting fandom wars, so I hope that through this post, I was able to peak the interest of you people in this Safe Haven Sub, because it certainly lived in my head rentfree 🙏🙌

u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 18 days ago

I'm SOOO happy man!! I love Varka's current theme for what it is, but MAAAAAAN Mihoyo not making a full version of his theme from the little bit of it they used in the 6.4 Livestream trailer was SUCH a big missed opportunity, and I'm SOO glad the Japanese bros pulled through with this one - Meaning MANY others felt the same type of way as well.

Kinda reminds me of how Itto also had a cool metal version of his theme in the 2.3 Trailer but that was never expanded upon.

Anyways guys, here's the link. Enjoy - https://youtu.be/rp1yBIeVvmg?si=eLNS-uQm0mJ7MU8\_

u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 18 days ago

I personally want him to get the 6 ft tall adult male model later in the story through dome story/plot explanation, but if that's not the case, this his model should be updated to look more "fuller" or "young" like this so it showcases his Shonen side even more.

It's gonna make his whole Shonen Boy personality come through so much better, and turn his dynamics like these with the other taller ladies, namely emotionally reserved women like Arlechinno, into peak cinema 🙌

u/TroglodianFucktwat69 — 20 days ago