▲ 17 r/Metroid

A new fan wondering what order to play the games in

So I sorta figured the first game is the first to go for. So today I just beat the GBA remake of it (8 hours, 32 mins was my time btw) and I loved it. So Is Metroid II (or the 3ds remake of the game) the next one to go with? Or should I skip to super metroid? Or should I skip to metroid prime? I dunno. Lemme know what order I should play all the games in.

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

Verses From the Abstract is my favorite ATCQ song

Possibly my favorite hip-hop song in general. Listening to it at a late night drivin through the city is just an immaculate feeling.

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

My top ten hip-hop/rap albums of all time

Only allowing one album per artist otherwise it'd be dominated by two or three artists:

The College Dropout

Illmatic

The Low End Theory

MM..FOOD

The Score

Ready to Die

To Pimp a Butterfly

The Predator

Black on Both Sides

All Eyez on Me

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

My top ten hip-hop/rap albums of all time

Only allowing one album per artist otherwise it'd be completely dominated by two or three artists:

The College Dropout

Illmatic

The Low End Theory

MM..FOOD

The Score

Ready to Die

To Pimp a Butterfly

The Predator

Black on Both Sides

All Eyez on Me

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

What're ya'lls top ten favorite SNES games?

For me it's gotta be:

Donkey Kong Country

Super Mario World

Star Fox

Street Fighter II

EarthBound

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Kirby Super Star

Kirby's Dream Land 3

Super Metroid

Yoshi's Island

Most of these are pretty basic tbh but I'm a recent SNES fan and I'm curious about you guys. Any unique favorites I should check out?

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

[RF] Story of a Fat Loser

My name is Stevie Latin, and I am a fat loser. I have been a fat loser for two years, since 2026. On my birthday of that year my wife, parents, and dog all passed away and that's when I decided "Enough is enough," and to become unemployed. It's not like I have enough money to pay for living unemployed though. No job, no parents basement to stay in… I simply have to rely on good ol' credit card for everything.

 

I find ways to pay it off. Sometimes I'll beta test out new games for game developers, or make content about how terrible my life is, but I've kind of accepted that I'll always be in debt. But that's not the problem right now. The problem is that I'm lonely..

Ever since WWIII began (which was also on my birthday), no thanks to President Rump, (Trump's new identity to get elected a third time) the world has been even more depressing than just me not having family. There's battles out on the streets so it's not as safe anymore to go outside. But then again, I may just be using that as an excuse to get Doordash and doomscroll all day.

 

I just feel intense amounts of loneliness in my bones that I feel like I can't get fixed! I wish I could go out and meet people but I feel like I'm too fat and ugly, they wouldn't like me. The only human interaction I've had in the last 2 years is with the homeless guy who won't get off my property. Hippitty Hoppitty. Welp… My Wifi is down today, so I'll go out and ACUTUALLY GET FOOD for once… sigh… 

 

I have to walk all the way doen the street because im too fat to drive. It's painful to walk too. The Cheetos really got to me, man. Going out into the steet, I see a robot. In the big royal 2028, robots are a common occurence. I'd say it's more likely you'd see a robot outside than a human. Most of them are friendly but some of them work for the government, to make sure people stay in at all times. 

 

"HELLO, INFERIOUR," the robot says to me.

 

"Wassup." I reply.

 

"HOW DO YOU GET THAT FAT BUTT OUT THE DOOR?" the robot says, trying to make fun of me. I ignore him and continue on to McDonald's. Once I get inside I place my order on the screen and wait for ANOTHER robot, this one to carry out my food to me. And they said robots wouldn't take all the jobs. That's a whole new reason why I am unemployed. Couldn't get a job if I tried.

 

And to be fair, a robot that does the job literally perfectly would be better and cheaper than a 40-year-old fat dude. Once I get my 20 Chicken McNuggets, XXL Fry, and my XXL Sprite, I begin my walk home. Right in the parking lot I see some kid. "Hey kid!! Your gonna get run over!!" I scream at him. He didn't hear me. Then I see a car coming in, way too fast. "KIIIID!!!" I try again.

 

I decided I have to save him. I run as fast as my little legs would carry my fat body over to the kid and save him from the truck. "AAH!! SIDEACHES, SIDEACHES!!" I yell.

 

"Hey mister, thank you for saving my life!" the kid says. "My name is Jami Pajami. My parents left me here a day or two ago… and never came back… I've never felt so lonely in my life!

 

"Well kid…" I say.

 

"Yes?"

  "D'ya like French Fries?"

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

The weirdest and yet most real feeling dream i've ever experienced

It started with some woman in her 30s meeting my family. She became friends with my mom, and apparently my mom saw this new friendship as an opportunity to go on a date with my dad, so they both left and this woman was babysitting me and my brother. 19 years old and evidently not capable of taking care of a six-year old myself.

Eventually my brother went to sleep, and this woman and I ended up having a sexual encounter. I'm gonna skip the actual details because that's not really the point of the dream anyway.

She left when my parents got home, and I went to bed.

Then the next day in the dream I saw her again and asked if we'd ever do anything like that again. She said no, and then explained that the only reason she had done it in the first place was because she desperately wanted a child, but her husband was sterile, so she'd basically used me to try to have one.

As you can see, my subconscious mind is absolutely bonkers.

But apparently I was completely okay with this explanation because I just continued hanging out with her. We were at some kind of event, I think, and for what felt like hours, we were just hanging out together.

She kept hugging me, holding my hand, cuddling with me, etc. I remember feeling really close to her and eventually feeling like I was actually falling in love with her.

Then the dream got even more ridiculous.

Some random guy started harassing her, and somehow he was forcing her to jump rope. I don't even know why. He basically threatened her if she stopped.

There was also a young girl there closer to my age who I think was his daughter, and she was helping him by swinging the jump rope.

I got pissed off and started yelling at the guy. I don't remember exactly what I said, but he yelled something back about how he was Jewish and the woman was Christian??

Eventually the girl realized that what her dad was making this woman do was wrong. She started crying, stopped swinging the jump rope, and threw it away.

Then I went over to her, hugged her, told her she was okay, and told her that she did the right thing.

And that's where I woke up.

The whole thing was so bizarre, but felt like it was happening.

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago
▲ 1 r/Dream

The weirdest, and yet most real feeling dream i've ever experienced

It started with some woman in her 30s meeting my family. She became friends with my mom, and apparently my mom saw this new friendship as an opportunity to go on a date with my dad, so they both left and this woman was babysitting me and my brother. 19 years old and evidently not capable of taking care of a six-year old myself.

Eventually my brother went to sleep, and this woman and I ended up having a sexual encounter. I'm gonna skip the actual details because that's not really the point of the dream anyway.

She left when my parents got home, and I went to bed.

Then the next day in the dream I saw her again and asked if we'd ever do anything like that again. She said no, and then explained that the only reason she had done it in the first place was because she desperately wanted a child, but her husband was sterile, so she'd basically used me to try to have one.

As you can see, my subconscious mind is absolutely bonkers.

But apparently I was completely okay with this explanation because I just continued hanging out with her. We were at some kind of event, I think, and for what felt like hours, we were just hanging out together.

She kept hugging me, holding my hand, cuddling with me, etc. I remember feeling really close to her and eventually feeling like I was actually falling in love with her.

Then the dream got even more ridiculous.

Some random guy started harassing her, and somehow he was forcing her to jump rope. I don't even know why. He basically threatened her if she stopped.

There was also a young girl there closer to my age who I think was his daughter, and she was helping him by swinging the jump rope.

I got pissed off and started yelling at the guy. I don't remember exactly what I said, but he yelled something back about how he was Jewish and the woman was Christian??

Eventually the girl realized that what her dad was making this woman do was wrong. She started crying, stopped swinging the jump rope, and threw it away.

Then I went over to her, hugged her, told her she was okay, and told her that she did the right thing.

And that's where I woke up.

The whole thing was so bizarre, but felt like it was happening.

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago

Are my friends just bad friends or am I in the wrong?

I have had most of my friends for several years. We all met in school together and we've been sort of a friend group ever since. At school we always hang out together and joke around with each other. 9 months out of the year I see these guys most days and there's not much wrong. But in summer they never do stuff with me.

About once every week during the first month or so of the summer, I usually try and make plans with at least one of them. But the problem is that one of them broke their phone and refuses to fix it, two of them are autistic; (not being mean they literally are) one of them being shy about going out and doing stuff around a ton of people, and the other that just... Kinda doesn't give me a good reason that we don't hang out but I try.

And the person in the group I'm actually really close with, we always pick each other in group projects, we have a lot in common, is just a lazy bum. He never picks up the phone, he takes forever to reply to my texts, and he just wants to play video games.

So I'm not sure what to do. It doesn't help that 4/7 days a week I take care of my younger brother while my parents are at work. But they prolly wouldn't be hanging put with me either way. As a kid I always expected that one day when I'm old enough to go around town without parents I would go out every other day with my best friends and bike ride around town getting into shenanigans. But I've been able to "go around without parents" for like 9 years st this point, and hardly ever got to fulfill this dream.

And if somebody says to get better, or more friends, I have always gone to very small schools. This is basically what I'm stuck with till I'm in college in a year. But anyways sorry for writing so much. Was just wondering whether you think I'm in the wrong and I expect too much, or if I just have bad friends

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/hxsain

Yo hxsain read this if your doing another reddit video

I first started watching you in late January 2024. And since then I have seen every short video, longform video, secondary channel video... And congrats on how far you've made it bro. Your videos genuinely effect the way I act on a daily basis and I believe they have made me a better person.

Recommendation for you: have you ever played any of the Metroid games? They are really high quality and fun games and I would love to see you play one in a video. For a first one I'd recommend Metroid Prime.

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u/Unlucky_Loan_3396 — 3 months ago