▲ 92 r/redscarepod
Do you see the sign saying "Mossad obviously has a video of me raping a minor" out the front of my house?
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 9 hours ago
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▲ 82 r/circlejerk
The layout of Trump's basement beneath the White House ballroom
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 19 hours ago
▲ 434 r/redscarepod
The last good (well, somewhat ok) Republican just died
Not literally, just lost primary.
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 2 days ago
▲ 347 r/redscarepod
"Hey guys. So the Military Industrial Complex...You know, the thing I didn't really do anything to stop, whilst I was the single most powerful person on the planet for the last 8 years. Yeeeeeah...that..., looks like a bitch to deal with. Anyway, I'm out. Peace."
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 5 days ago
▲ 249 r/redscarepod
New rule: God (who you're a fucking moron for believing in) promised this land to Seth from Beverly Hills
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 6 days ago
▲ 582 r/okbuddycinephile
"Before this war is over I am going to call you up blind drunk and scream antisemitic slurs at you."
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 7 days ago
▲ 159 r/redscarepod
In the First Century AD Pliny the Elder proposed a plan for a bridge from the Italian mainland to Sicily. As of 2026, Italians haven't gotten around to it yet.
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 8 days ago
▲ 14 r/moviescirclejerk
Movie idea: A teenager from 2026 accidentally gets sent back to 1996, and finds out Hollywood is planning to make a reboot of Back to the Future. This reboot will be so bad it sets of a chain of events that leads to WWIII. Our protagonist now has to do everything in his power to stop this reboot.
Also his mother wants to fuck him, but since he's used to 2026 porn he's cool with that.
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 8 days ago
▲ 3.0k r/HistoryMemes
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 18 days ago
▲ 75 r/redscarepod
Giant squids are legitimately a thing, and I think the alcoholic sailors in some tavern in the 17th Century who swore they'd seen one have been vindicated.
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 19 days ago