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Do you see the sign saying "Mossad obviously has a video of me raping a minor" out the front of my house?
u/WarniesLatestRoot — 9 hours ago

Not literally, just lost primary.
Also his mother wants to fuck him, but since he's used to 2026 porn he's cool with that.
Giant squids are legitimately a thing, and I think the alcoholic sailors in some tavern in the 17th Century who swore they'd seen one have been vindicated.