u/Weekly_Palpitation92

For context, I (20M) am a white (superior) male (superior) who has been living (residing) in Mexico (The United States of Mexico) ever since escaping prison (in the United States of America), and since the events of this post I (20M) have been the leader of Los Cocodrilos Come-Calcetines (largest cartel in Northern Mexico).

Although I (20M) have a lot of money (from our (Los Tres Cs) meth operation) and lots of power and influence (also from said operation), I (20M) have begun to grow bored of this dull life where nothing ever seems to change.

Because of this, I (20M) decided to call my (20M) top generals (44M, 76M, 32M, 25M, 33M, 52M, 49M) to my (20M) house (mansion in Baja California, Mexico) and blow them (44M, 76M, 32M, 25M, 33M, 52M, 49M) up (with explosives). I (20M) used the money I (20M) had left to flee to New Zealand (country near Australia) and begin funding the production (research and creation) of a time machine (device used to time travel).

Once I (20M) had it (the completed time machine), I (20M) went back in time to April 14, 1865 (the day US President Abraham Lincoln was shot). I (20M) went to Ford's Theatre (in Washington, DC).

I (20M) knew that on this day (April 1r, 1865) at this theatre (Ford's Theatre), in approximately 10 minutes from when I (20M) arrived (via time travel), a Confederate (traitor) sympathizer named John Wilkes Booth (26M) shot (to death) and killed (to death) President Abraham Lincoln (56M) with a .44 Deringer pistol.

I (20M) was not going to stand for this (Booth (26M) killing Lincoln (56M)) because Booth (26M) was nothing but a traitor to this country (The United States of America), and the use of a .44 Deringer pistol is pathetic (stupid) when much greater tools of assassination (3mm handgun) exist.

However, I (20M) didn't want to save President Lincoln (56M) either because I (20M) am racist, and President Lincoln (56M) signed the Emancipation Proclamation which freed the slaves (black people), which goes against my (20M) worldview and shouldn't go unpunished.

I (20M) snuck up behind Booth (26M) as he (26M) attempted to time his (26M) shot (gunshot) with a loud laugh line in the play (being performed at the theatre). I (20M) shot him (26M) in the back of the head (with my 3mm handgun), killing him (26M) instantly.

President Lincoln (56M) turned around to see what had happened (because of the loud gunshot), and saw that the dead body of Booth (26M) was holding the gun that would have killed him (56M). He (56M) began to thank me (20M) for saving his (56M) life, but then I (20M) raised the 3mm handgun and shot him (56M) between the eyes, killing him (56M) instantly. I (20M) then returned to my (20M) time machine before the police could catch me (20M).

Am I (20M) the asshole for doing this (killing John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln)? Do not be negative (disagree with me) in the comments (of this Reddit post), or I (20M) will kill (murder) you (the reader) too.