u/Weekly_Palpitation92

Morbius 2: This is the definitive superhero movie. The best music, the best villain, the best plot, the best character arcs. Nothing could ever top Morbius 2.

Morbius: Into the Morbin'-Verse: Everything I could possibly say about this masterpiece of an animated film has already been said as infinitum. It's one of the greatest animated movies, period.

Morbius 3: I think Morbius 3 gets overhated a lot. sure, it's sillier than the other two and it had the too many villains thing going on, but you can't say it's not entertaining for every second of its runtime, which you can't really say for a lot of other Morbius films.

Morbius: No Way Morb: Seeing all three live-action Morbi for the first time in theaters was one of the most unforgettable experiences in my life, it also gave much needed justice to The Amazing Morbius' character.

Morbius: Brand New Morb: this film has some of the best action of any Morbius movie, i just wish Morbius had fought an actual Morbius villain for more than 5 minutes and it felt like it was setting up future projects way more so than the other Morbius films

Morbius: Across the Morbin'-Verse: a worthy successor to Morbius: Into the Morbin'-Verse, but i rank it a bit lower because i feel like it is weakened by the fact that it was split into two parts, i hope that when Beyond the Morbin'-Verse releases it sticks the landing and i will look upon this one even more fondly

Morbius: it's the first and it's iconic, and Milo is one of the best villains in the series, but i can't rank it any higher because i just like the other Morbius films that much more

Morbius: Far From Morb: this is another one i think gets overhated a lot, i personally think the villain in this one is one of the best, that being said i still rank it lower because if given the option i'd rather watch any of the above tbh

The Amazing Morbius: it took me years to finally appreciate this one, but it really is good, even if it is a very different take on the character

Morbius: Morbcoming: i like this one, but i think it relied just a bit too much on other Marvel characters and i also don't like how it introduced some concepts (that i personally liked even though that doesn't seem to be the common consensus) that just never get referenced again, that being said it's a good introduction to a younger version of the character

The Amazing Morbius 2: i really like the suit in this one, it's my second favorite live-action Morbius suit period and was number one for years until finally being dethroned by the Brand New Morb suit, but that being said it has a lot of flaws like having too many subplots and too many villains, i don't hate it though

For context, I (20M) am a white (superior) male (superior) who has been living (residing) in Mexico (The United States of Mexico) ever since escaping prison (in the United States of America), and since the events of this post I (20M) have been the leader of Los Cocodrilos Come-Calcetines (largest cartel in Northern Mexico).

Although I (20M) have a lot of money (from our (Los Tres Cs) meth operation) and lots of power and influence (also from said operation), I (20M) have begun to grow bored of this dull life where nothing ever seems to change.

Because of this, I (20M) decided to call my (20M) top generals (44M, 76M, 32M, 25M, 33M, 52M, 49M) to my (20M) house (mansion in Baja California, Mexico) and blow them (44M, 76M, 32M, 25M, 33M, 52M, 49M) up (with explosives). I (20M) used the money I (20M) had left to flee to New Zealand (country near Australia) and begin funding the production (research and creation) of a time machine (device used to time travel).

Once I (20M) had it (the completed time machine), I (20M) went back in time to April 14, 1865 (the day US President Abraham Lincoln was shot). I (20M) went to Ford's Theatre (in Washington, DC).

I (20M) knew that on this day (April 1r, 1865) at this theatre (Ford's Theatre), in approximately 10 minutes from when I (20M) arrived (via time travel), a Confederate (traitor) sympathizer named John Wilkes Booth (26M) shot (to death) and killed (to death) President Abraham Lincoln (56M) with a .44 Deringer pistol.

I (20M) was not going to stand for this (Booth (26M) killing Lincoln (56M)) because Booth (26M) was nothing but a traitor to this country (The United States of America), and the use of a .44 Deringer pistol is pathetic (stupid) when much greater tools of assassination (3mm handgun) exist.

However, I (20M) didn't want to save President Lincoln (56M) either because I (20M) am racist, and President Lincoln (56M) signed the Emancipation Proclamation which freed the slaves (black people), which goes against my (20M) worldview and shouldn't go unpunished.

I (20M) snuck up behind Booth (26M) as he (26M) attempted to time his (26M) shot (gunshot) with a loud laugh line in the play (being performed at the theatre). I (20M) shot him (26M) in the back of the head (with my 3mm handgun), killing him (26M) instantly.

President Lincoln (56M) turned around to see what had happened (because of the loud gunshot), and saw that the dead body of Booth (26M) was holding the gun that would have killed him (56M). He (56M) began to thank me (20M) for saving his (56M) life, but then I (20M) raised the 3mm handgun and shot him (56M) between the eyes, killing him (56M) instantly. I (20M) then returned to my (20M) time machine before the police could catch me (20M).

Am I (20M) the asshole for doing this (killing John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln)? Do not be negative (disagree with me) in the comments (of this Reddit post), or I (20M) will kill (murder) you (the reader) too.