We know that he cheated, is it possible that he yelled that name out while he was hitting his wedded wife from behind? (Possibly anally)
One of his funniest old videos but I can’t find it anywhere
He always talked about hating Dexter, but when it was time to do something he let the white man go.
Was Dexter his white savior or was he trying to be nice to him so Debra would let him crack?
Joseph Quinn was a pioneer of the Ozempic movement. He began taking it a mewing so he could acquire female cheeks and plow The Trin Man’s illegitimate bastard daughter.
I admire the gall
Was The Rock trying to recruit Dexter Morgan to become his tag team partner? Was he trying to become a 9 time tag team champion?
It’s clear that Matty’s absence has been sort of a problem. They have a void in the family, Matty was the man. Well Mike has the same DNA, and is also a man. Why didn’t he just become the new Matty?
He could have married Stacey and became Kaylee’s father. She wouldn’t be an illegitimate bastard child this way. Stacey could still get her womanly needs met and satisfied.
Stacey still has primal urges and needs, and Mike does still have a penis in his Quarter Roy trousers. I realize he probably struggles to achieve a natural erection, but he could get a Blue Chew prescription and they even do online consultations. He wouldn’t even need to see a Dr. in person. He is good with technology for his age.
And who’s to say that they couldn’t be a family and even have another child? It’s not like Mike’s semen will expire. Sure he needs pharmaceutical assistance to become fully erect, but once it’s no longer flaccid he could still reach an orgasm and produce semen into Stacey. I’m not sure how fertile she is at her age, but it’s certainly possible.
I also think Stacey could show Mike what the new generation of women are doing. He likely hasn’t seen it trimmed down there before, he grew up in the bush era. He also doesn’t know anything about the new kinks and daddy movement. He could definitely try that out.
Ultimately I think this would have solved everything. Why be the grandpa holding on to something and someone who is no longer there? Why not replace them and in this case, be them. You love and miss Matty? Become Matty. Let his legacy and semen/DNA live on.
I understand not wanting to be a brokey and accepting handouts. I respect that 100%. But why not make your own money in a much easier way?
You have a fair skinned, mommy dom, MILF with gentle feet and straight milkers in your own house. Clearly people would want to see content with her.
Smoking in middle school? Haha that’s next level delinquency
Dexter says they are just like, empty inside. This wasn’t true because there was filling inside. If Doake takes that out it allows it to be true now.
He also wanted to make dexters doughnuts shitty so people would stop liking him
Bruvs gift choices aren’t supporting the perception he wants to have
My man took that part and left no doubt.
He asked about Dexter fudging his wife and wanted to hear all about it. Is Dexter his bull?
Leonard was probably the same way and just glad to be out of that interview and ready to skip town since the job fell through. But I always thought it was funny that Malcolm didn’t much of it considering he would still have to be around Craig.
He sort of had his own story from here, so there was no reason for it to be explored, I just thought it was funny. I doubt they even thought anything of it but it’s a subtle thing that I find interesting.
I think they both overreacted about the whole thing.
It’s so bad and I don’t get how anyone likes it. It’s so twangy and fake. They’ll sing about working hard and doing these blue collar jobs, meanwhile they are spoiled celebrities who live in mansions. It has to be the fakest music out there, and it doesn’t even sound good.
It basically has the same sound every time. They also use the same handful of themes just about every time. We get it. Trucks, a girl, working hard, drinking beer. It’s the same crap every time and it’s so lame. And unlike other genres the instrumentals are so limited, the guitar is never impressive and they just totally rely on cringe tales about fishing or riding in a truck. Some ghost writer probably wrote it and the artist is actually somebody from LA who fakes their accent. Anyone else think it stinks?
Not even just the snooping thing but how psycho he was the whole episode. He kept asking and asking D.J. what was wrong and it was borderline creepy how hard he was forcing it.
I love how every ‘fighter’ has their own abilities and strengths. Malcolm and Dewey have the intelligence route, and in their own different ways.
Reese and Francis don’t care about consequences and give zero shits about what happens to them.
I know it’s more nuanced than this but I just think it’s funny to think about.