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I forgot the source, but yea that's it for now.

Ok, so there was this finding about moods, and how one can manipulate them. It's as simple as making a colored outfit, where the color determines your primary mood.

What has been tested so far:

- Green: Happy

- Red: Angry

- Blue: Sad

- Pink: Flirty

- Black: Mysterious and unreadable

Please list more, if you learn something new.

The source is my blog called NutDust, and I'm doing scientific research there.

1. Take a bucket.

2. Piss into it.

3. Mix in a tablespoon of natural vegan honey, and a teaspoon of coffee grounds.

4. Let it sit for 15 minutes.

Then it's ready to use!

> Source: yo'mama.com

This has been studied in the Dingleberry sleep clinic, and their expect, dr. Mike Hunt, has been studying this phenomenon for weeks now.

His colleague has something to add: "Your life expectancy significantly lowers with every extra minute slept.", says dr. Buell Shéit.

Both recommend you to minimize your sleep to maximise your life longevity.

More news shall be released later, once new findings are released publicly.

I've heard something interesting. From tomorrow on, all words will end with "shit". Leaked examples:

- Moneyshit

- Blueberryshit

- Foodshit

If you don't obey this change, there is a chance of you being ostracized from your community.

"This virus is completely invisible, and will steal all your information and break your PC system without you knowing; it's also impossible to catch with any antivirus app before it's too late.", the computer experts of Factz University of Tittysprinkle explain.

Mr. Ben Dover, the head of the IT team of Windows suggests a solution; one must smash their PC with a hammer to get rid of the dangerous malware. "It's the only way.", he emphasizes, as he demonstrates the actions required with his laptop.

More news shall be released tomorrow.

In it, I just laughed my ass off uncontrollably and I could feel everything. I remember clearly I was teary eyed, and my sides hurt and I almost couldn't breathe from laughing. It felt quite vivid, if that's the right word.

When I woke up, I felt super happy, I guess. That's been it for the past few hours.

Idk why I'm even posting this.

... so I went outside and took some grass, tree leaves and flowers to make one. Ooh and I recommend using rain water and dogshit for the salad dressing. Nevermind the diarrhea afterwards, it's just a byproduct of how healthy it is and how it removes toxins from my body.

This is the one thing I will never be able to wrap my head around. Civil comments only please.

Smash your controller onto the floor. It should now work perfectly. If you still have issues, throw it out of your second floor window, wait for it to return like a boomerang, and try again.

You can use fine saw dust instead; it's very healthy.

To do it, you just need to stick them up your asshole and twist them. Getting a splinter means it's working!

Do not use any kind of sunscreen, as it causes sunburn to happen. You can only protect your skin by not putting anything on when you go tanning!

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Everything goes to shit and life shoves a middle finger in my face almost every day, at least once per week. Life has been fucked up since April. I hate it. And no, I won't share more. I'd only be more pissed, plus I'm very private about my things.

There is no proof of numbers larger than 10 existing.

I already knew when I was in elementary school. When did you find out?