u/YEStvil

Apparently, this gentleman’s financial portfolio consists of other people’s packages.

On Tuesday August 18th 2026, this bum decided to enter my building’s mail room and allegedly help himself to a package that didn’t belong to him.

Look at him. Not a single dollar in his pocket, but somehow he found the confidence to go shopping. When you’re too broke to buy your own stuff, apparently the next career move is becoming a professional package thief.

Imagine being a grown man whose biggest accomplishment for the day is looking through somebody else’s mail room for something he can steal. No money. No hustle. No dignity. Just “Maybe somebody else ordered something I can take.”

This is not entrepreneurship. This is not a side hustle. This is what happens when broke, lazy, and shameless become a personality.

And the funniest part? You didn’t even steal anything impressive. You risked getting caught, cameras, police involvement, and possibly charges… over somebody else’s package.

Residents throughout East Elmhurst, Corona, Jackson Heights, and Flushing — keep your eyes open and secure your deliveries. If you recognize this guy, contact the appropriate authorities or building management.

To the gentleman in the blue cap:
Get a job. Get some money. Buy your own stuff. Because stealing other people’s deliveries doesn’t make you a hustler — it just makes you the neighborhood’s broke-ass package thief.

Years ago, in my mid 20s, I made some terrible financial decisions and nearly ruined my life by maxing out all of my credit cards. It took years of hard work and discipline to pay off that debt and rebuild my credit. My comeback started with a Mission Lane credit card. From there, I slowly added new accounts, practiced responsible credit habits and continued rebuilding my financial profile one step at a time. I know it’s ultimately just a number, but one of my personal goals is to reach an exceptional credit score. Looking back at where I started, I’m proud of how far I’ve come, and I’m motivated to keep improving. At the end of the year, I’m going to upgrade my Chase Sapphire Preferred to a Reserve and I’ll also upgrade my American Express Gold to a Platinum. How do you think I’m doing so far???