u/YeetisDaFetus

That her own reflection committed suicide.

Is so FAT, that when she walked into the ocean High-tide came early.

So me and the crew were feeling cute and shiz and we decided to jump Morganthe. So we rented a magic flying carpet from Zeke cause yknow? Everything’s registered in wizard city and we needed a getaway whip. Instead of jumping her we did a driveby on that hoe. Bruh we blasted so many fucking holes in that bitch’s castle with just wand attacks! We thought we did some damage but NAH! We were WRONG…Ambrose caught wind of what we were doing and he pulls up in his whip and this motherfucker says “Hey kids, check out my new toy from Hephaestus!” The crazy fuck poofs a fucking MACHINE GATLING WAND and yells “you didn’t wanna learn then bitch? YOU GON LEARN TODAY!!!” and sprays & prays her crib with divine judgement shots and obliterated the place to ash.

IT. WAS. FUCKING. AWESOME.

Visited family this past weekend and my brother has a older dell inspiron desktop ive fixed up for him and made a gaming rig. I got tired of having to deal with windows on it and him calling me to remote in to fix and the constant issues and updates and bloatware and just bogging the system down and etc etc. so i just nuked his entire drive and installed Zorin OS for him. (Chill out all his save files are saved on steam cloud and he doesnt keep documents or files or anything of the sort on it so im not worried about it. Im the Tech of the family and what I say GOES for all the tech in the family, if you’re the techie of your family then you understand my stance.)

anyways I installed steam from the snapstore, Bottles so he can run any Windows apps he wanted too like Wizard101 and etc. and yknow what? Zorin OS base edition only takes up about 2-4GB of RAM. His was only using around 2GB when i checked system resources. And honestly all of his games played so goddamn smooth! Even wizard101 was playing as smooth as butter! The camera motion animations and etc was like as if he was playing on a Mac! And that was just on the generic nvidia drivers! I installed the peripheral meta nvidia drivers since its a 3060 and it runs pretty nice and smooth too. He has a bit of a learning curve but Zorin was pretty easy for him to navigate and figure out.

All is good in the world now that windows has finally been obliterated out of the household!