Should I go black with box dye?

Quick hear me out: I’ve been coloring my hair for 25 years and I’ve had every color possible except black. Like pretty much any color you can think, I’ve done. For the last few years, I’ve just been bleaching it to be blonde but it’s getting old. I don’t want to mess with fantasy colors anymore. I was also thinking of a root melt/blend and just let the natural grow out, but I have grays I don’t necessarily want to face. I’ve always wanted to try black but I’ve heard all the horror stories. I’m open to anything anyone wants to say. If it matters, my hair is up in a messy bun 99% of the time anyway. TIA!

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 16 days ago

Mutation machine team?

What is the fastest team possible for reducing time on the mutation machine? For this scenario, just pretend I have everything at the most power possible. What’s the ideal assembly?

Edit: for anyone coming to this post for answer, consensus is best golem plus 7 15 sec mimics!

I’m surprised because I thought the answer was gonna be more complicated like an aging set up involving peacocks or whatever.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 21 days ago

Walmart Enamel Pins DLC Info (USA)

I went to Walmart and picked up a full display of the GAG enamel pins from their video game/movie media memorabilia section in the back corner. There are 16 blind boxes per “case” which guarantees 1 prismatic code and 5 of the other unique pins. I weighed each box meticulously and it was clear that the pepper pin was the only one under 17 grams (15ish grams). The prismatic code gave the Jungle Kiwano seed.

The rest all weighed into three categories: 19, 18, and 17 grams. The lower weights are the two fruits: mango and pineapple. By shaking the boxes, I determined slight weight and shape variances and put those in matching piles. I did my best with the 18 and 19 piles. We opened 8 pins (including the prismatic peoper) 1 of each to start. We got 1 of each, plus 2 dupes. Every single non-prismatic code got the 3 Tier Bird Bath! So I’ll be returning the remaining 8 untouched boxes.

Do with this info what you will and good luck!

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 26 days ago

Sandcastle Boardwalk Tour

Welcome to Sandcastle Resort! A beachfront hotel with a luau buffet. Enjoy exploring the boardwalk, but watch out for sharks! Fireworks every Friday.

(Cosmetics are so hard to work with on mobile. 😛 This took forever, but I’m most proud I was able to place the exterior paintings correctly!)

Edit: if you’re curious how to get the solid blue for water, take a roundabout from the playground crate (fun crate?) and flip it upside down. The trick though is to first put it on something else very flat, like a wood plank, then flip it. Otherwise it’ll sink into the grass.

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 1 month ago

RIP zen rocks….

I had a zen rocks planted that I had managed to protect from theft since last year. Probably from just about this time last year in 2025. It had every mutation possible since then and had been with me through every admin abuse. Despite that, still not worth stupid $$$. For me, it was all about personal bragging rights and pride. Someone stole it today. Look, I’m not gonna quit GAG over this or whatever but damn dude… it actually hurt my heart for a second. I got so angry I unfavorited a lot of other plants and just harvested them. I love this game as much as anyone else but stealing is soooooooooo dumb. I’ve made a lot of cool connections and “friends” in this game. I love the community mostly. But the stealing man… kinda wanna cry. How dumb.

Edit: I truly do appreciate the solidarity and the sympathy! Honestly, it’s these kind of comments and camaraderie that that make this game worth playing even in not-so-much worthwhile times.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 1 month ago

Summer Event pt 3?

I thought this summer harvest event would be at least 3-4 weeks but the shop shows the eggs and seeds leave in 2 days. Are we getting new eggs and seeds for this event or a whole new event, ya think?

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 1 month ago

Weight boosting still worth it?

I’m confused about something and looking for guidance. Is it worth using my elephant to boost pet weight before aging it to 500? I’ve seen so many posts like any peacock can be 15s now or any ferret can be 20 min is that true? Or does it depend on the type of pet?

In particular, I have a handful of squids and mimics that I know aren’t maxed out on weight and I really don’t know if that’s “necessary” before aging them to 500 anymore. It made sense to do it whenever possible when the cap was 100 but now I’m lost.

Thanks for any and all advice!

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago

Lion question, 3.51 kg

I bought a lion from the safari merchant with barn owls and it was 3.51 kilograms. Is that any “good”? Does it even matter anymore?

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago

ALL SWAN MUTATIONS COMPLETE! full list included

Y’all, I can’t thank this community enough for all your help! Less than 24 hours ago I posted about the swan mutations I was missing from my collection and now I have them all! i AM SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY! You truly are the best 💚☀️

Complete Pet Mutations List:
Shiny
Inverted
Frozen
Windy
MEGA (GIANT swan)
Tiny
Golden
Rainbow
Aurora
Shocked
Radiant
Ascended
Iron Skin*
Corrupt
Tranquil
Aromatic
Fried
Forger
Giant Bean
Luminous
Glimmering
JUMBO
Lion
Rhino
Crocodile
Giraffe
Oxpecker
Hyper Hunger
Tethered
Nutty
Nocturnal
Nightmare
Dreadbound
Soulflame
Spectral
Giant Golem
Christmas Rally
Merry Nursery
Jolly Decorator
Ember
Royal Jelly
UFO
Alienated*
Venom
Everchanted
Silver
Blossoming**
Peppermint**
Spiritsparkle**

Collector’s Notes:
* Only available for a limited time. If you didn’t get them while available, they will only be obtainable by buying pets that have those mutations. (No shards involved. For pets introduced after these two mutations were discontinued, they will not be possible.)
** These can only be obtained via hatching eggs within a radius of specific plants. Pets that are “born” from chests or shops cannot get these mutations.

Thank you again to everyone that helped me in my quest! You’re amazing!

P.S. I took my MEGA GIANT on a field trip to the trade world to try to get a better angle of her size. I still couldn’t get more than her feet on mobile. (Last pic) If anyone can get a better view on a laptop, please feel free to DM me! I would love to have a decent screenshot for my collection.

P.S.S. To be fair, I still don’t have the supremely rare BLACK SWAN variant but I consider that completely unobtainable unless a miracle happens :) 🦢🖤

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago

Y’all have me thinking about the LION shard…

I had completely forgotten about this shard‘s existence until my last post and now I can’t stop thinking about having a pet with a bonus cool down. Wouldn’t this be an ideal thing to have on a rainbow Dilophosaurus? A 15s peacock? Would it work on a French Fry ferret? What pets would be a better combo with a lion she’s than say venom, ember, Everchanted, etc?

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago

ISO lion shard for mutating swan

I’m only missing a couple mutations for my swan collection. I need a safari Lion Shard applied. Will pay tokens! We can use trade ticket or you can put it for sale in trade world booth.

WILL PAY 20,000 TOKENS.

(If you don’t have a swan, I will provide one.)

TIA! please dm me :)

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago

Virtually all mutations on Swans

I’ve nearly completed my goal of having one of every possible mutation Swan (just for fun). I also managed to get a mega GIANT swan. But anyway, these photos are my favorites so far. I think I’m only missing…

Aurora
Tiny (on a big swan so it’s not too small to see)
Tethered
Hyper hunger
Giant Golem

I have: shiny, frozen, inverted, radiant, shocked, golden, mega, rainbow, ascended, nutty, fried, aromatic, corrupt, tranquil, ember, blossoming, luminous, glimmering, nocturnal, peppermint, Spiritsparkle, alienated, Dreadbound, soulflame, nightmare, spectral, Merry nursery, jolly decorator, Christmas rally, rhino, crocodile, giraffe, oxpecker.

Let me know if I’ve missed anything to complete my quest!

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago

Pet team to quickly grow plants for reclaiming > big plants

I know good answers have already commented but I couldn’t find the old posts. Sorry :(

I’m trying to grow really big trees. Someone posted a great pet team that will grow them quickly so you can reclaim and try again without a long wait. I’d really appreciate suggestions for this! TIA!

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ — 2 months ago