u/abhay1250i

Pls read this it's funny and tragic as well😭😭

Quick story time.

Pata hai aaj kya hua

I’m going back to college for my second year in about a week. Since I’ve been home for a long break, my family told me to visit some relatives before leaving again, because once college starts, I usually only come home for a couple of days at a time.

So I was travelling to Kolkata to visit my sister’s place after her marriage—not my actual sister, more of a distant family relation. I had met some of her husband’s family during the wedding, including a girl around my age who I had talked to a little.

I was literally just two or three stations away from reaching their house when one of my brothers called me.

He asked if I had heard what happened. I said no.

Then he told me that one of the girls from that house had run away with a boy and gotten married.

I was like, wtfff?

Apparently, he was talking about the same girl I had met. She’s younger than me by around two years, so I was genuinely shocked. I kept wondering what could have happened and why she would suddenly get married.

But then another thought hit me.

I was literally on my way to their house with sweets.

And if the whole family was dealing with something like this, would it even be appropriate for me to randomly show up like, “Hey guys, I brought sweets!” 💀

So I started thinking about going back home instead.

Except there was no return train until around 4 AM, and I was reaching Kolkata at around 8 PM.

So now I was completely confused—should I go to their house? Should I somehow avoid going? What the hell was I supposed to do until 4 AM?

I asked my brother to confirm the story because I genuinely didn't know what to do.

For almost an hour, I sat there processing the whole thing. I had already started accepting it as real. In my head, the entire situation had become this sad, messy family incident that I was somehow about to walk directly into.

I kept imagining the atmosphere at their house. Everyone probably upset, confused, maybe angry—and then there was me, arriving after months with a bag full of sweets, completely unaware of what I was supposed to say or do.

The whole journey suddenly felt weird.

Then, after all that time, I finally got the image that had started the whole thing.

It was a selfie of the girl wearing a bright red bridal saree, standing beside a boy whose face wasn't visible. The caption was something romantic about being thankful to her husband and loving her new life.

And then I found out the image wasn't even real.

It was AI-generated.

So I basically spent an entire hour emotionally processing a girl's secret marriage, worrying about her family, reconsidering my visit, and planning how to survive Kolkata until 4 AM...

…because of a fcuking AI-generated selfie. 💀😭

My mood genuinely went through an entire tragic character arc for absolutely no reason.

Yeahh used ai for refinement🫠

Having a gf was already new to me and now periods Why did nobody prepare me for this part of having a girlfriend 😭

Idk about in general but my girl doesn't over do she is normally reacting ig it's my first time with a girl experiencing it so I'm kinda confused

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Played a match today without even knowing my ex was watching from the stands

Got subbed in at halftime, saw her, and started fumbling for the first few minutes. Then somehow switched to prime Neymar. I was too dribbling at the starting.

I literally told myself, “Bas ek goal toh karna hai,” and ended up scoring one of our three goals. Then hit the Messi jersey-off celebration

Then I found out the midfielder I was playing against was her boyfriend. 😭 I’ve played with him before and he’s genuinely a great player.

I didn’t plan any of this. Football just randomly wrote the script.

I swear bro😭 like idk it was as goated as the messi one but I tried dude I was lokey injured but still I played today idgaf about the people in comments but I had my moment 😮‍💨

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I saw ki I've 9 followers lol who are they who are following me is there any option I can see them like who is following????

Pata hai aaj kya hua....

So we're in college, and here's the plot: my friend likes a girl... but the girl likes me. The funny part? I don't. And also told her as you're my sister also saved her no. As sister and to show her how I feel also joked about she is my sister and all

My friend and I are super close, and this whole thing has just become a running joke in our group. She's flirted with me on calls, sometimes while my friend was literally there just to listen her. 💀🤦🤦(Like you baat kar mereko sunne mein aacha lgta h like typically mad in love

I've even played wingman so many times by making sure they meet. The only problem is she mostly comes because I'm there, and then my friend fumbles every single time.

Everyone knows the situation and keeps roasting him. We're all laughing about it, but at this point I have no idea what else I can do.

What would you guys do? 😂 (It's all too funny between us nothing serious lol😂)

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Kal raat I posted a song i sang and I saw today ki woh pvt mein lagana tha ki kuch log dekhe lekin sabne dekh liya toh damage control ke liye hata diya😊🥀

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Pata hai aaj kya hua

Kal raat I posted a song i sang and I saw today ki woh pvt mein lagana tha ki kuch log dekhe lekin sabne dekh liya toh damage control ke liye hata diya😊🥀

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Pata hai aaj kya hua? Bank wale sirf signature maang rahe the, maine crush ka portrait bana diya.🤧🥀.

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This damnnn 125 words n🥲