Guy needs money, so he meets up with another dude in a hotel room for about an hour to perform various acts. Only one of them leaves.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 16 hours ago
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I used to do a little but the little wouldn't do it, so the little got more and m...oh. Just about 2-3 times will do it. Damn, that was deep! 25% for life, baby!
Hint #1: 2-3 times...to beat the game, to be clear
Hint #2: game is unfortunately part of a dead series
Hint #3: there's a loooooot of underground in this game
u/abjurationwizrar — 17 hours ago
🎶Riff raff. Street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer! Would they see the protagonist? No sir-ee. They all aaaagreeee. The "leading man's" so much cooler thaaan meeeeee.🎶
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u/abjurationwizrar — 18 hours ago
It is totally possible to die from farting too loud
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u/abjurationwizrar — 19 hours ago
Machinist blows up a street and wants everyone to be sad forever. He sends a myriad of weapons to beat you, but your incredible timing keeps saving the day. It's kinda amazing how much royalty you actually travel with.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 21 hours ago
Guy refuses to go in for questioning and gets his sister and every leader in his organization killed.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 21 hours ago
Two ladies dig up their sister and immediately start blowing shit up, killing citizens, and making zombies. A seargent teaches you how to stab and shoot, and a mystic warps and twists your body. Traverse mountains, factories, the trash, and temples, and go bring back the dead!
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u/abjurationwizrar — 22 hours ago
Teenager goes off to save really, really old chick. He has to fight all sorts of knights, wizards, and dragons... sideways.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 23 hours ago
It's Kill Bill. In space! With furries! And it turns out you're AS BAD as Bill! Seriously though, it has a really creative, complex, and touching story.
Hints go here. This'll get solved, lol.
u/abjurationwizrar — 23 hours ago
Dad goes "out to buy smokes" and instead destroys the world. Neglected (and likely abused) son grows up and gets a free pass to beat the shit out of him. Then they both die.
This will likely be easy, I just wanted to write it
u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Alien violently crash lands on earth becomes maimed. He's salvaged and grotesquely operated/experimented on, gets in a huge fight with the hero, but still saves him with brutal measures when he gets captured. The hero ends up on death's door after beating the big bad, but the alien saves him again.
Hint #1: this game is part of a long-lived series
Hint #2: don't think too biologically
Hint #2.5: don't think too biologically...or really at all
Hint #3: it's a sidescroller
Hint #4: this game features animated (anime) cutscenes
u/abjurationwizrar — 2 days ago
The (simplified) Butterfly Effect is in full force here. This adventure features the Odd Couple in France.
Hint #1: this game is part of a series
Hint #2: your weapons have different elements
u/abjurationwizrar — 2 days ago
That's the last time I go exploring The deeper I go, the crazier this all gets. At least there's cool toys, like explosives, a grappler, and even something that makes me go super fast. And this chick turned out to be super badass too.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 2 days ago
All right men, move out! We'll be moving right and forward. A lot. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. All letters are equal...but some are definitely more equal than others. This game doesn't seem too har...OMG, there's aliens!
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u/abjurationwizrar — 2 days ago
Thicc thief with a ship decides to go full pirate but ups the ante from theft to ransom. Gets trounced on by a romantic duo who barely wear clothes and beat up wildlife (but also like to play with animals). They toss him into a fountain that explodes.
Hint #1: not a recent game
Hint #2: pay close attention to who the protagonists and antagonist are in this wording
Hint #3: game is a sequel
u/abjurationwizrar — 2 days ago
Man sees a guy light a fire and plays the most epic game of follow the leader ever. Eventually he sees some shit, goes absolutely batshit crazy, and decides to stop playing. Brother of the man who was followed eventually kills him and takes his shiny.
Hint #1: this game has received a remaster
u/abjurationwizrar — 3 days ago
This game was amazing. It was all about evil forces and crystals, and there were a lot of different types of hot chicks that were super important. Cool castles, ruins, but it's weird that it was PERTINENT that I needed a trinket to prove I wasn't a furry!
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u/abjurationwizrar — 3 days ago
My dad just died. Well, time to go to for a ride! Not the best idea, I'd better go repent...omg, I feel sick.
Hints go here (someone is gonna get this fast I think)
u/abjurationwizrar — 3 days ago
An epic game through twisting forests, vile factories, and steep mountains, all to save your friend captured by a mad scientist. Oh, and to get the true ending you have to visit a hidden volcano and collect fruit by playing a matching game.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 3 days ago
Ok, here's how we up the ante for the next game in our franchise:
Let's shake up the gameplay but also...we just have you NOT play as the title character most of the game. We're introducing a super cool new character instead. The fans will love it!
Metacritic score: -1%
u/abjurationwizrar — 3 days ago