You are what you...wear? After the villain causes a big stink everyone decides the foreigners aren't murderers after all.
Hint #1: animated
Hint #2: the foreigners aren't exactly human
u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Two old men argue over who gets to keep their pets and what to feed them. One of them even uses humans as blackmail.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Nonconformist realizes he's been a major conformist. Decides not to overdo it like his friend.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
After having strapped on some idle and meaty crimes, to show how absolutely vile and cruel he can be, our villain goes postal.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Gotta go fast and blow up all that tech!
Hint #1: first person
Hint #2: red. Red. Reeeeeed!
Hint #3: seriously, fucking run!
u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Guy tries to not sweat it and hang out with the good book even though his mentor is an asshole.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Narcissist tries to take away a girl's inheritance after her father croaks.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Program manager shoots for moon promoting equal opportunity technology. Turns out it's a sinister eugenics program.
Hint #1: last game of a long series
Hint #2: only one human in this game and they're not even physical
u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
Cancelled reporter amidst career changes wrestles with their sexuality. An old flame wins out.
Double Nopes: nothing to do with Ron Burgundy, and no Bruce or Evan Almightys. It is not Life or Something Like It.
Since enough guesses have happened: it is NOT a Marvel film! Because they're banned!
Hint #1: comedy
Hint #1.5: and mockumentary
Hint #2: LOTS of travel in this film
Hint #3: they aren't able to have their own child together so they adopt!
Hint #3.5: they didn't even have to pay!
Hint #4: there's a literal wrestling match
Hint #5: he hangs out with religious figures ....and a dominatrix
u/abjurationwizrar — 1 day ago
A video game plot as a bad poem:
Sad DILF,
Dead MILF.
Fresh ink,
Quick think!
Part ways,
Magic craze.
Return home,
Shoot chrome.
Old man,
Tells plan.
Crash land,
Make stand.
Friends group,
Kill troops.
Deny god,
Clean bod.
Hot love,
Safe above.
Hint #1: this poem does encompass very specific points throughout the whole game, I'd argue all of them to major in some way.
Hint #2: game is over 10 years old
Hint #3: RPG
Hint #4: the plot features several visible ticking clocks
u/abjurationwizrar — 4 days ago
"The British are Coming! The British are Coming!" - "Well, how many?" - "All of em! And they don't want just tea, silks, and spices this time!"
Hint #1: futuristic weapon, confirmed
u/abjurationwizrar — 4 days ago
After a long series of greedy schemes and a multitude of fatal plans going awry, at least one funny guy ends up pretty chipper.
I don't expect this to last long but I wanted to write it
u/abjurationwizrar — 4 days ago
This game absolutely sucks and it bugs the hell out of me.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 4 days ago
Aspiring employee says nay to both his girlfriend's and his own career trajectories.
Hints on the half-hour!
Hint #1: yes, this is carefully worded
Hint #2: there's a sci-fi horror element to this film
Hint #3: wanna get ahead? Let's work on that voice
u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago
A rich guy wishes he was richer and a powerful guy wishes he was more powerful. They both succeed, except one doesn't keep in shape and the other destroys his friend's magical ability.
Hints on the half-hour!
Hint #0: this did have a theatrical release!
Hint #1: one of them dies, of course
Hint #2: rated G
Hint #3: animated
Hint #4: not a single human character
Hint #5: I wish someone would have seen this movie with me!
Double Nopes: it is not Aladdin
This is making my day at work all, thank you
u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago
A group of friends eat nothing but unhealthy food while another guy just gets trashed.
Hint #1: contrary to what it sounds like, they're all in great shape!
u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago
Hero becomes incredibly depressed but he teams up with a furry who continually assists and saves him from nothing.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago
Two neglectful fathers try their hand at cosplay. One is in danger of being cucked and for some reason only the other one gets arrested.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago
A copy kills a copy of a copy and then kills an original that looks like a copy that doesn't quite look like the original original.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago
Charlatan fuels positive reinforcement with the seasoned athlete to thespian pipeline.
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u/abjurationwizrar — 5 days ago