Spring roll salad bowl
▲ 35 r/MediocreVeganFoodPorn+1 crossposts

Spring roll salad bowl

I tried making vegan spring rolls, but my finger dexterity and patience were at a -12 today. After a bunch of fails (these 3 rolls were, sadly, my best attempts), I decided to just chuck everything together in a bowl and call it a “spring roll salad bowl”. I had initially planned for a peanut butter-chili dressing, but it was too hot for an additional step and the marinated noodles and tofu already had good flavor.

- rice noodles (tossed with sesame oil and seasoned vinegar)
- tofu (marinated with sesame oil and soy sauce)
- rice paper
- carrots
- mini sweet peppers
- mint, lemon basil, cilantro
- avocado
- red grapes (because I could)
- lime (squeezed over all)

I’m lucky and live near a great international market, so in addition to this for today’s lunch I was able to meal prep for 2 other meals. Total cost was about $1.50 USD/meal.

I’ll keep trying with the rice paper, but this as a noodle salad bowl “slaps”, “no cap”. With a few minor tweaks, it might be my potluck contribution at thanksgiving.

u/aknomnoms — 7 days ago

My favorite heat wave meals

Pic 1: ate out of the container. Scooped out 2 holes in some silken tofu. Added soy sauce, sesame oil, and furikake.

Pic 2: tonight’s dinner. Plated extra firm tofu slices sprinkled with seasoned salt.

Great examples of the exciting cuisine you too can eat as a vegan! 🤣

u/aknomnoms — 8 days ago
▲ 48 r/Vitamix

Vitamix slushies are saving me this summer

Saving me and my family’s time, energy, money, and blood sugar compared to driving over to a fast food chain or convenience store for $2 frozen drinks in the afternoons when we’re dying from this tropical heat wave. Also great for helping plain water-averse family members stay hydrated.

2 cups of water
2 cups of ice cubes
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons sweetener (I use 2 packets of Splenda)

Blend on high just for a minute or two. You want a liquidy slush.

When you go to pour it out, learn from my mistakes and use a spoon to scoop out the slushy ice into a glass first, and then pour the liquid over. If you try pouring directly from the blender, the slush will clump and “plop” out, making a mess.

The ice gets nice and fluffy, like a slushy snow consistency. I put it into a double walled metal cup and sip it with a straw. It stays icy quite a long time.

Riffs:
- There always needs to be a little acid for balance, so lemon slices or adding a lime is non-negotiable IMO. Peeled fresh lemons and limes (deseeded), fresh juice, bottled juice, powdered juice, or even a bit of citric acid would all work. Whatever is convenient.

- I’ve ad libbed slushies using fresh/frozen fruits, watery vegetables like cucumber or celery, fruit juices, and sodas, and they’ve all come out pretty good. I’m sure powdered drink mixes (lemonade, ice tea, koolaid, tang) would be good too, although I’d blend them first with the water and then add ice to ensure they dissolve. Play around with ratios to get the right sweetness and concentration of flavor you like.

- I train for half marathons, so I’ll sometimes add a pinch of salt and use sugar/honey/maple sugar for electrolytes too.

- I’ve also upped the ratio of ice:water for a denser “frozen lemonade” situation that I pour into a bowl and eat with a spoon. I’ve made a carrot apple ginger and a watermelon lime that were pretty good.

- I don’t drink alcohol, but I’m sure it pairs well with a fruity slushy.

Just wanted to share in case it can help inspire other folks to use their vitamix more. Stay cool, y’all!

u/aknomnoms — 2 months ago

False Black Widow In Window: Okay to live off fruit flies?

One of our windows above the kitchen sink has a broken opener, so it is "closed", but with a little gap along one side. There is a screen between the outdoors and indoors, but it isn't a perfect seal.

At some point a few months ago, a false black widow decided to set up shop in that window, and we've appreciated him/her/them protecting that entrance to our house and dealing with the stray fruit flies that sometimes hang around our compost bucket right next to the sink and somehow crawl through the screen.

But the FBW is getting kind of big now (not body shaming, just making a factual observation), and I'm worried that they might not be able to get out through the crack should they so desire. If they stay in that window, their only meals will be occasional fruit flies.

We have plenty of pill bugs in the yard, crickets in the garage, and all kinds of juicy morsels in our compost pile.

Should I relocate them to one of those spaces, or let them continue hanging out in the window? They seem to look well-fed and happy, but I'm obviously not an expert and only on level 2 of Spiderese in Duolingo so communication is difficult.

I appreciate any advice. Thank you.

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u/aknomnoms — 2 months ago
▲ 27 r/shoresy+1 crossposts

Anyone know if squeaky recorder kid is available for the next game?

I was making that angry cringe Shoresy face through the whole dang song.

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u/GatorWrestler303 — 2 months ago

Suggestion: weekly thread for your creeper/weird/drama pool stories

Every. Damn. Time. I go to my gym’s indoor pool, there have been at least 2 interactions with men who are yelling at me, creeping on me, and/or being weird.

Last night, it was 1 gentleman who brought his supposedly trained service dog into the pool area, tied it up near the hot tub where like 3 guys were just staring at it, and went into the steam room for 20 minutes.

And during this time, another guy came into the lane next to me (the pool was otherwise empty and had a lane further away open) and, I kid you not, crab-walked so he was facing me and kept his head under water, watching me. He was side-stepping with his hands (thankfully) on his knees, and because the pool only goes from like 3-5 feet deep, he was half bent over in the shallow end to keep his head under the water. I can understand people doing stuff for physical therapy or whatnot, but why the lane immediately next to me, and why looking at me under water the whole time?

Lastly, after my workout, I rinsed and got into the empty hot tub. One guy came out of the steam room, pulled his phone out of his bag, typed something on it, then put it back and went back to the steam room. A minute later, another guy came out, reached into the same bag, pulled out the same phone, and typed something in before going back. This happened three times before I just packed up and went to change.

I figure I can’t be alone in this. The gym pool seems to bring out the oddest folks. So, I think it’d be cathartic and amusing if we could share our weekly pool drama in a dedicated thread. Like, bring the petty shit. Who did you “accidentally” elbow because they were an ass? What relationship drama is happening at swim club? I’m already chronicling mine and would love to hear yours. 🤣

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u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Family Dim Sum Recommendations, Please?

Hello,

My parents and I will be traveling to the Vancouver area next month, and my mom would really like to try dim sum in Richmond. Our typical dim sum habits are like: 10:30am for early lunch, in a banquet-hall type place, cart ladies stop by the tables, reasonable prices, nothing "fancy", where you'd bring family for good food that isn't trying hard to impress anyone or be instagram-worthy. The kind of place that will give you a few orange slices for dessert.

We're basic and will likely order our usuals: ha gow, siu mai, lo bak go, char siu bao, gai lan, and noodles for my dad. The goal is something as authentically Chinese as possible that will tolerate us mispronouncing dish names.

There are so many places that look good that I feel like we won't be disappointed anywhere, but I was hoping for help in guiding us towards a few restaurants that might be more of what we're looking for.

Thank you!

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u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Notebook (meta repurposed work edition)

Had an old passport-sized notebook I used for work a decade ago and kept for various reasons. Figured it was finally time to toss it, so started culling through to see if there were pages I could use for background decorations in my junky/scrappy journals. Found a good number of pages that had writing on only one side or some blank on both sides for a majority of the page so figured I’d try making another notebook from the harvest. Tore out all the pages and organized into different piles.

- blank both sides —> used as-is
- mostly blank one or both sides —> covered up writing with scraps from other sheets, paperwork, and post-its found in my notebook
- written both sides —> to be used as background for other projects
- kept a few sketches to tickle my past work trauma

I had a good stack of “revitalized” patched pages after, so added in a few more sheets from other scraps, and glue bound back into the notebook.

Now I have another great little notebook back on hand!

Don’t know if this is “upcycled” so much as patched and reassembled, but felt it fit the vibe. 😊

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

PSA: The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’

In case y’all haven’t seen this yet. Be safe!

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u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Beginner question: pool etiquette?

I’m taking a beginner swim class and have gone to the pool at my gym to practice on my own. It’s only 3 lanes, and the first 2 times I went there was either no one or only 1-2 other people.

But all 3 lanes were full today and I got kind of “told off” for accidentally cutting in line to be next for a lane, and when I apologized and asked what the system was they didn’t give me an answer except “wait your turn”, and then I spent 40 minutes waiting but no one got out.

So, in general, what is pool etiquette when you show up and all the lanes are full?

  1. If all the lanes are busy, how do you let others know you’re waiting? And do you stake claim on one lane, or just take the next available?

  2. What’s a commonly accepted amount of time to continue using the lane, if you’re not sharing, when you know someone is waiting?

  3. In a gym setting, does it matter which lane I get in if lane sharing doesn’t seem to be a thing?

I appreciate any insight. Thanks!

Mods - this was edited to be broader in scope because you removed my earlier post saying it was too specific to my gym. Thanks.

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u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Upcycled Paper Junk —> Junk Journal

I’ve been doing 1-3 for my stress-induced insomnia the past few weeks. 4 & 5 this evening. Used a cracker box for my cover base.

It’s not super pretty, but I’m happy with it and learned a lot in the process. Gonna use it to journal, sketch/draw, and stick ephemera from the day.

  1. ⁠Cutting out a magazine catalog and grouping colors (front cover, inside back cover)
  2. ⁠Cutting up old notes and lists (outside spine and back cover)
  3. ⁠Cutting out scrap dictionary pages and decoupaging with them as a base (interior and exterior cover)
  4. ⁠Cutting up brown paper packaging from online orders (I got 24 11.5” x 7” folio sheets = 48 5.75” x 7” leaves = 96 pages from ONE super big piece of paper.)
  5. ⁠Basic book binding (cording I had on hand)

“In progress” because it still needs a cover plate, I might add a beaded bookmark/tassel, plus I won’t consider it finished until all the pages are used up!

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

A “Junk” “Journal”

Late at night, when I can’t sleep, I’ve been getting crafty as a way to chill and avoid screens. I like a very journal-y junk journal, where the “junk” is more for background decoration but there’s still space to write. Made this one with blank pages so I have the option of writing/drawing or sticking stuff in. Felt really good to make an “assemblage” of junk considering my ever-growing pile. Plus, “free”, low-waste, and gives me a useable product. Wins all around!

I’ve been doing 1-3 for the past few weeks. 4 & 5 this evening. Used a cracker box for my cover.

It’s not super pretty, but I’m happy with it and learned a lot in the process.

  1. Cutting out a magazine catalog and grouping colors (front cover, inside back cover)

  2. Cutting up old notes and lists (outside spine and back cover)

  3. Cutting out scrap dictionary pages and decoupaging (interior and exterior cover)

  4. Cutting up brown paper packaging from online orders (I got 24 11.5” x 7” folio sheets = 48 5.75” x 7” leaves = 96 pages from ONE super big piece of paper.)

  5. Basic book binding (cording I had on hand)

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago
▲ 544 r/upcycling

Small Upcycle: Repurposing Highlighters

It’s nothing new or crazy, but I tried using some diluted fountain pen ink in an old, dried out highlighter I had…

And I am IN LOVE with the result! The ink is a deep blue-black, but because I use a fine point pen, the blue doesn’t really get expressed. With a bit of dilution and put into a highlighter though, it is now a gorgeous cloudy sky blue. I only have one ink color but could see making an ombré of options as I run through the rest of my highlighters and markers.

- It works beautifully as a marker/highlighter for my journal and notes.

- Took only 30 seconds to do. (I literally put a few drops of ink in the cap, added a little water, and loosely set the highlighter inside so it would “suck up” the ink. Left propped up in a glass overnight.)

- Saves me from buying a new highlighter.

- Keeps this plastic out of the waste cycle for just a little longer.

Maybe this is old news for people in the art/fountain pen community, but for me it was a discovery of small wins! 😊

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Advice for Overweight, Out of Shape Beginner?

(I first tried checking for this sub’s FAQ or Wiki page for resources, but both appear defunct on mobile, so sorry for asking such basic questions.)

I’m a bigger person who normally walk-jogs half marathons and enjoys hikes, but a combination of summer heat + my gym has a pool I’d like to take advantage of + I’ve noticed some knee issues starting = I’d like to include swimming laps 2x/wk as cross training. Some form of cardio that doesn’t keep putting that gravitational stress on my joints.

(And, yes, I know losing weight will help. That’s a separate discussion and I’m not looking for advice on it from this sub.)

Issues:
- Stamina. I’m in a fundamental swim class for adults right now, and I need to take a little break just after going across the pool width-wise out and back in a modified freestyle stroke.
- Weakness. I lift weights at the gym, nothing crazy, but I can feel the fronts of my thighs and shoulders/biceps fatigue quickly. My arms especially during the pull-through.
- Efficiency. Ties into the above. I think because my form is bad, I’m using more energy, which makes me tire faster.
- Awkwardness. I’m only of those people who doesn’t feel like they control their body well. In other sports, it’s taken hundreds-thousands of hours of repeated drills on specific movements before I felt like they came naturally to me. 10 hours of instructional time in this class won’t cut it, so I’m not trying to get everything perfect, but I would like to get the basics down.

Questions:
- what is the “easiest” stroke to sustain? My instructor wants me to learn how to do freestyle well, but would backstroke be better?
- how do I build up stamina in the water? Should I start by like holding onto a kick board and doing laps of just kicking until I build up my legs, then start adding arms? Do slow kicks and fewer laps but focus on doing a lot of arm strokes?
- what weightlifting exercises can help me build up muscles “on land” that will help with swimming/what muscle groups should I focus on developing?
- what kind of stretches should I do beforehand?
- are there any drills I can do to help me get better? Any particular YouTube videos/channels recommendations?

I’d appreciate any help as I try to get more into the sport. Thank you!

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u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago
▲ 4 r/pens

Bottle of G2 Ink for Refilling?

I’ve been using a fountain pen for a few months now and love the versatility and simplicity of being able to refill the cartridge with bottled ink using a cheap plastic syringe.

I also like not having to throw away a plastic pen body or interior cartridge once I run out of ink every few weeks, and it is rather economical.

But I mostly use a FP for journaling and G2’s are my preferred pen for work.

Has anyone seen bottles of G2/gel ink that could be used to refill G2 pens in a similar fashion? Or must I just suck up continuing to buy and throw away plastic cartridge refills?

Thank you.

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u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Book Plug: Starfish by Lisa Fipps

I’m in my late 30’s but have been a big girl since childhood. This book had me crying in parts because it truly felt so relatable and made me recall all those hurtful moments that I’ve suppressed and tried to ignore but still carry with me into adulthood.

If I had read a book like this when I was younger, I think it would’ve helped me a lot in speaking up about wanting therapy, coping with feeling alone in my pain, about loving and accepting myself, and dealing with bullying at home and in school.

It’s a shorter read and a good audiobook. I’m a bit disappointed that it read like fantasy though with the one-dimensionality of side characters and eloquent articulation of a 12 year old, but I think it’s somewhat fitting for a young adult audience. I still found the story healing and think the message is a great one for kids and adults of all sizes, shapes, colors, and backgrounds. If we aren’t Ellie ourselves, it can at least help us understand and support the Ellie’s in our lives.

(Also a plug to use your local library! I found this book on Libby.)

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Pharmacy Rx Paperwork —> Stationery Supplies

My pharmacy always staples 2-3 pages of paper onto prescription pick-ups. It is usually a trifold with the prescription, info about the drug, and a sticker sheet so the pharmacist can add the label to the bottle.

I normally just throw the paperwork into a basket for “just in case” and then shred and recycle the non-label papers once the basket is full. Seemed like such a waste, so this time I culled through to glean enough paper to make 2 tear-away scratch pads (just added school glue on the ends, clamped with binder clips, let dry over night) and am saving all the waxy backings from the sticker sheets to DIY stickers (wrote on leftover labels and cut images out from magazines, “laminated” over the sticker backing paper with clear packing tape). I still have about 30 more sticker strips set aside for future projects. I still shredded anything with sensitive information but am considering using it to make paper pulp next time.

I consider this a big win:
- reduced amount of clutter
- reduced amount of waste
- gave me products I actually use (so saved money too)
- gave me happiness during the creative process

I’m just a newbie and not very artistic in general, so I know this will look unimpressive, underwhelming, and amateur hour compared to some of the amazing works of art I see on here, but I’m quite pleased and it serves my needs nicely! 😊 Hope y’all have projects like that in your life too!

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago

Junk letters/envelopes

Used old dictionary pages to create sheets I originally wanted to use in my journal, but then decided to make a “ransom note-esque” letter to my friends. Figured I might as well prettify the envelope too.

Also included some DIY “ransom note” style stickers with their names as well as their pets’ names (the long-standing joke is that I want to pet-nap their dogs and cat but have settled for just being their favorite auntie).

Still new to junk journaling, but it’s been fun to get creative with the materials already on hand. (In this case, a Costco magazine and section of the local newspaper).

u/aknomnoms — 3 months ago