Just finished the series *SPOILERS*

Just wanted to share some thoughts! I first read up to probably somewhere around chapter 60-70 a long time ago, got distracted, and never came back to it. Thankfully, I decided to reread the whole thing this week.

I just wanted to share some thoughts on what I think this series gets right and what it gets wrong.

The good:

  1. The art is fantastic. Seriously, the series is gorgeous, and it’s just visual food the whole time. The landscapes are typically detailed, but they act wonderfully as canvases to show off the badass protagonists and incredibly cool monsters. One of my favorite panels is the first double page reveal of Isley’s awakened forms. It just feels like an alien, something so different and potent than anything we’ve seen before.
  2. Character design and emotions were great. Most character moments are compelling in both dialogue and action. I think the author did well to juggle so many characters who are inherently similar and making them feel distinct.
  3. Cool factor is through the roof. Whether it’s resolve on Clare or Miria’s face, Galatea being a fucking G, Riful and Dauf being terrifying, or inventive ways at using physical attacks and swords, the cool moments are endless. When you couple that with incredible art, it’s almost impossible to hate something like this.
  4. Loose ends get tied up and details are mindfully written. I think that the author did a good job of including little hooks throughout the story to keep people guessing. When a character speculates something, the answer will come with time. In other words, every Chekov’s gun I can think of in the story does go off at some point.

The bad:

  1. This one is tricky to leverage as criticism, but hardly anyone dies. Look, I know there’s actually an abundance of death in this manga, but after the war in the north we have nearly zero impactful deaths. I cannot believe that Helen and Deneve survive all of that. I can’t believe Audrey and Anastasia and Cynthia and Yuma and so many other characters can be presented with such crazy threats so often and just live.

The series produces amazing stakes in the first half, and then the reveal at how those seven survive is absolutely fine. It’s understandable that Miria survives the first assault on the org, and the explanation is sufficient, but then we see her take huge slash after huge slash against Hysteria. Miria should have died in that fight shortly after Hysteria awakens, in my opinion. The emotional fuel and impact on the remaining warriors would highly benefit the story.

The perceived higher stakes from the first half sustain the series throughout, and of course some characters do die, but it’s almost never named Claymores after the war in the north, and it’s never any of the seven (except one) after. I personally think that more deaths would have elevated this series further for me, because there’s so much to love.

  1. Asspulls. Wasn’t a fan of how the awakened yoma surround Rabona towards the end. There was no indication that so many of them existed in the first place, no detection by the party approaching Rabona until they’re right there, and I felt like they inflated the amount of distraction from the real end goal. That being said, they were cool, and I think just a pinch of setup would have made them perfectly fine.

Then you have Dauf and Riful fusing. I love these characters, but it ended up as just another convenient block for Priscilla that I found unnecessary. While there’s some material to offer an explanation for how emotions plus power could equal fusing, we are only given that in a truly compelling way with the destroyer and later Priscilla absorbing enemies, in my opinion. And with Clare.

I think Teresa being Clare’s awakening is a dope idea, and I’m pretty satisfied with the ending, but I wish we had juuuust a little bit more on how a quarter yoma Claymore is able to do this.

  1. Couple of things that don’t make sense. Early on, it was said that the more you use Yoma powers, the more likely you are to go past the brink. We barely see this, and instead it becomes the greater percentage of yoma powers in a given moment, the greater the likelihood of going past the point of no return. I think it would have been very interesting for it to stay the former, and for the characters to have more moments threatening their lost humanity.

I was under the impression that, unless you’re like Teresa and you fight without using Yoma powers, your time as a Claymore is limited no matter what, because you’ll eventually succumb to these matters. That would be a better supplement to the sheer volume of awakened beings we see.

I think the male warriors were handled poorly, and I would have loved a clearer idea of the history and timeline of the org and its warriors.

Finally, Raki just… makes no sense. I actually like his character and everything with him just fine, but I really have to suspend my disbelief for a human character to even pierce an awakened being, let alone the one thing that’s stronger than an abyssal one.

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There are plenty of other good and bad things alike, but make no mistake, I loved Claymore.

Overall, I’d say it was a strong 7.5/10 for me. I am really glad I came back to it and finished it! Would love to hear from anyone who agrees/disagrees or has anything to add.

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u/askformymanager — 5 hours ago

Spheal’d Fate Chapter 5: Freeze Frame

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Hello and welcome back to Ice Scream, a horror movie featuring ME, Frosty Nips.

Spheal’d Fate is a Harcdore Ice Monotype run of Pokemon Radical Red. It is also my very first Hardcore AND very first Monotype run in any game. To learn more about how this started, feel free to read Chapter 1.

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Today is all about swift momentum. And by that, I of course mean I sluggishly and painstakingly spent all day trying to wring out brain juice from my poor, smooth, tiny brain against these fuckin’ Gigachad destroyer enemies who make me feel small and stupid.

Today I’ll take you through several encounters, mainly consisting of Kanto Gym Leader Rematches, but featuring a couple of other fun bits as well.

Indeed, progress has been made. But at what cost?

My nipples are chafing, my brain is fried like Korean Barbecue, and my ass is swamped from sweating like a frozen water bottle on a summer picnic table.

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To begin, I know that some upcoming fights include Brock (again), Lt Surge (again), Sabrina (a double battle), Koga (weak to ground), and Blaine (my future nightmare).

Sure seems like Earthquake could be useful for Ground weaknesses and spread damage (Spoiler: it hasn’t been useful yet once).

We begin by breaking and entering into an unsuspecting family’s house in Saffron City.

Within, there are a few people going about their business. There’s also a Dumbass Kid who lieks mudkipz and possesses TM26.

I hate kids just as much as the next guy, so I violently apply my entire team to his stupid, annoying team.

Since this isn’t an important battle, just know that I beat the fricken flip out of that cruddin’ kid.

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Pewter City was calling our name again, so it was time to turn Brock’s Frying Pan… into a stay the fuck dead this time pan, Brock. I already made that joke in Chapter 2! How dare he make me repeat jokes!

Brock isn’t any easier, which sucks because I wish he was.

It was Boulders vs Icebergs, a real donnybrock, I mean brook.

I won.

Yeah, I don’t even remember how.

I think now is a good time to say that most of these fights involve 10-20 attempts, and by the time I win, that winning battle just kind of… unfolds. A lot of the time (every single time), I’m as surprised as you are that I did it.

It’s one of the most beautiful aspects of playing this game. I lock in, play to failure and learn what I can about the AI/sets/etc., and then I come back again and again until they’re telling me I won and that enough is enough.

Misty is waiting for our rematch now. Let’s go.

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Upon arriving back in Cerulean City, I recall that my first battle with Misty was surprisingly easy. Jynx was fairly instrumental in defeating her, and I was too focused on getting my revenge on Bugsy at the time.

This time, however, the liquid in her gym may have been replaced with antifreeze, because our overall favorite overall-wearing gal was difficult overall.

It must have taken me roughly 7-10 attempts this time instead of the 2-3 from our first fight, but I let her know that no, the first time wasn’t a fluke.

Frosty is the fucking man.

I do recall that when I beat her again, I let our Jynx, KissMyIce, finish Misty’s final Pokemon so she’d feel good about herself. But I had to be careful because, despite Jynx’s Dry Skin, Misty’s Palafin has Mold Breaker, so its Jet Punch was lethal.

Regardless, we again figured it out in what now feels like a blur.

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I’ll tell you who wasn’t a blur. Lt Blurg- I mean Surge.

Not only was Earthquake banned, all Ground moves were banned. Oh.

Hey so, Iron Hands and Iron Thorns and Miraidon and all them are extremely tough, and I… I need a Focus Sash. But I know who has it.

So I whip out the PokeRider and sing to myself,

“Chuck Chuck bo buck, banana fana fo fuck, me my mo muck, Chuuuuuck.”

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Chuck is a big stupid asshole, but I need his Sash yo.

I’m going to spare you the gruesome details, because this fight predominately consisted of a potbellied man yelling KIYAH and force feeding me knuckle sandwiches like I was his morbidly obese wife and he had a weight gain fetish.

Again, I barely even remember how I did it. But I do remember that someone in the crowd kept yelling,
“twist his dick! Grab his dick and twist it! The ol’ dick twist!”

So look yeah, I got torn up like a middle school love letter after a break up.

But I got the fucking Focus Sash.

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Lt Surge was also down to pulverice me again, so there I was getting passed around like a blunt at a dispensary’s Christmas party.

I’ll say one thing about this fight. Ghoulsha, our Frosslass, was the answer to his very annoying Iron Hands. Because, between Blizzard, Pain Split, Focus Sash, and good old fashioned Luck, we were able to stop him from getting too touchy feely with those big ugly mitts.

Mamoswine dealt with his Pawmot and was able to do some useful chip later on, Bergtrude, our star Avalugg, was able to handily sort Miraidon out, then notably our Alolan Sandslash called Snow/ was equipped with an Occa Berry to deal with Mega Manectric.

There were a number of attempts that went a little this way or that way, but our victory wholly relied on good RNG from his AI and intelligent switching, items, and moves. I mean duh, but it’s true.

Sure, maybe we were caught in an electrocution frenzy like an uncle in the south who just got gifted an electric bug zapper and is extremely excited to use it, but we did beat him. Again.

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Finally, I’ve been hearing about someone claiming to have Psychic powers back in Saffron City, and that requires investigating.

I’m a natural born skeptic, and you see, most of the time these Psychic Mediums just wanna scam old people and prey on vulnerable others.

Not on my watch.

We find out that some freaky young hag called Sabrina is the one we’re after, and it turns out she also has the next Badge we need.

Folks, I’m gonna be so real.

I have zero idea how we won. Like zero. Things happened, there were Water Spouts and Misty Explosions and another Iron Hands and Soul Heart boosted Magearnas and permanent Trick Room and Misty Terrain and shit.

But what I do know is that Sphealberg, our Dewgong Arf Arf, Jynx, Sandslash, Avalugg (name of Bergtrude), and our newest edition pulled the fuck through.

Our newest edition was a screamingly slow Crabominable I named Darwinner, since everything apparently evolves into a crab. And he was a crab, but now he won evolution by going one step beyond. He brought sloooow King’s Rock enhanced Rock Slides and Gigaton Hammers to the fight. We love our crab sequel.

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After Sabrina Criss Angel mindfreaked me in her tricky room for, what was probably minutes but felt like hours (due to the time fuckery), I debunked her as a charlatan fraud.

And I acquired my 5th Badge, one for each nipple. Not gonna stop making that joke btw.

Ladies and gentlemen, we weren’t kidding about confidently charging into the mid-game. I mean, we sure are getting flipped around and omnifucked by each and every one of our opponents now, but we’re doing it with smiles on our faces and diet amnesia.

Hey wait.

I just looked down and, my nipples aren’t cold…

And I’m sweating…

I feel… hot.

This is really, really uncomfortable.

Hey what’s that island in the distance? And why do I feel like the sun is shining on me from all the way over there? I don’t want to go there next Chapter.

I think I’m having a heat stroke. I need to cool off. I’ll see you guys next time.

Love,
Fro-

u/askformymanager — 14 days ago

Spheal’d Fate Chapter 4: There’s Something In The Water

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WARNING! THIS IS A LONG POST. I would say sorry, but I’m having too much fun!

This is my favorite Chapter.

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Welcome back to arguably the greatest horror film of all time, folks. It’s of course featuring ME, the greatest Ice trainer of all time, Frosty Nips.

Spheal’d Fate is a Hardcore Ice Monotype run of Pokemon Radical Red. It is also my very first Hardcore AND very first Monotype run of any game. To learn more about how this started, feel free to read Chapter 1.

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You know, I haven’t really talked about this in any of my posts, but I don’t feel well. Something’s been disturbing my inner peace since this all started. I didn’t quite know what it was, but I feel sick. It’s almost like I’m actually in a horror flick. It’s strange, and I’ve been trying to keep my spirits high.

Last time on Spheal’d Fate, we caused a blackout in Vermillion City, showing Lt Surge that he should probably cool it with all that bravado.

Currently, we still have plenty of Badges to acquire, so we’ll need to make our way to Celadon City first. Let’s do it.

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The game is about to really open up, and both our available encounters AND our available evolutions will boom in number. So much so that, for the first time, I’m sloppy. That’s because I can’t even remember or cover all of them here!

Rock Tunnel will take us to our next destination, and having made sure to acquire the HM Flash on Route 2, it will automatically be illuminated for us. How nice.

It is here that we acquire the following icy allies:

Snorunt (Absolute 0)
Snorunt (Ghoulsha)
Sneasel (Fweezel)
Carbink? (Future Eiscue)

I may even be missing some, because the encounters are not in short supply.

Rock Tunnel is mostly forgiving, and we make our way through with only minor hiccups to a couple of the hideously strong NPCs lurking within.

Wait, what’s that music? And why do I feel… worse?

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Enter Lavender Town. Well, we enter Lavender Town. Immediately I feel the worst I have. Maybe I should give up. Something bad is nearby, and it’s not like more than a small handful of people will miss these posts or judge me anyway.

Is it all the death? The evil spirit haunting the Pokemon Tower? The eerie musical score? I don’t like it here.

Maybe it’s Morty, who Freddy Krueger claws his way up and into our asshole upon attempting to face him. I think I’ll wait.

There wasn’t much to do. For once, Gary isn’t at the Pokemon Tower, and we can’t find a way past the spirits within. I’m going to explore briefly, and then I’m going to get the hell out.

I know I’ll have to head West, but first I’ll check South. It’s Route 12, and I believe there’s a regional Mr Mime I can catch.

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As soon as I step through the gate, the music changes.

But it’s not the route music. It’s something more… sinister. Snow begins to fall, and it tells me I’m in the place I need to be, despite the horrible feelings I have.

I check the DexNav, and I see plenty of Ice Pokemon. For some reason, probably due to all the water and no grass, I was forgetting just how long Route 12 is, and so I mixed up the walking encounters with the surfing and fishing encounters. Like I said, I was getting sloppy.

I approach the water’s edge in a daze, for some reason expecting to fish up a Mr Mime, which is horrifying enough.

Then, I hear it.

Dun dun

Dun dun

I knew I should have left, but I cast my rod.

Dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN

There’s a bite. I go to reel it in. What terrible creature is on my line?! I might throw up. I might faint.

It’s…

It’s…

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A Spheal

It’s our Spheal.

Our Captain is finally here.

From this point on, Spheal is never allowed to leave our team of 6, AND it is never allowed to evolve.

The run just became much harder, as anyone will tell you that Hardcore runs of this game practically demand a balanced, capable team of 6.

But screw all of that. This is our Captain. He’s fat, and he’s sassy. And he needs a name. A name so goddamn good that it’ll have the readers cheering for our success.

It’s no secret that I’ve been frequently bringing up horror and similar words/emotions this whole time. As a matter of fact, it has blatantly been in all of your cute little faces.

When I think of Captains, I think of boats. And when I think of boats and horror, I think of Jaws, one of the greatest horror films of all time. Who directed Jaws? That’s right. It’s our little guy.

I proudly present to all of you—

Captain Steven Sphealberg

Yes, he runs this ship, in both a literal and meta sort of way. Who cares if the run just got harder? We’re all alive, and with that comes the ability to have fun. The run just got better, not worse.

We already got both Shellder and Seel, so the only encounter waiting for us on the currently available section of Route 12 was our Captain Sphealberg. I may have leveraged the fact that I’m bad with encounters to my advantage, pretending like maybe I’m so lousy with encounters I was going to miss Spheal on Route 12 and wait until Seafoam Islands for this little guy. Hell. No.

Now then, we have some fucking Grass to smoke.

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Since this was always going to be the longest post, I’m going to try and employ some real brevity for some of the subsequent fights.

Erika has a solid enough team, but there’s one Pokemon many trainers fear, and it’s her Kartana. This Pokemon has proven insurmountable to some, and brutally difficult to most. So, how do you beat it?

Fweezel the Sneasel actually outspeeds it, AND it learns Brick Break. Easy, right? No. It knows Grassy Glide, which gains priority on Grassy Terrain and knocks out Sneasel in one hit. Truth be told, one of the unsung heroes of this run is Bergtrude, our beloved Avalugg. She beats Kartana. It wants to spam Swords Dance against her, and between her strength, Kartana’s poor defense, and the ability Sturdy, we actually make quick work of Erika, because the rest of her team does actually struggle against our subzero heroes.

4 Badges down, one for each nipple. Still kidding.

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For our Captain Sphealberg, he needs an item. That item is Eviolite, which can be obtained by beating Whitney on Route 11. So we go there, and…

We beat Whitney on the first try. I’m not quite sure what it was, but having this ball-shaped baby boy on our team and needing to juice him up with her specific reward had me locked the fuck in. Eviolite secured.

Next, we go back and fight Morty. Our levels have increased a bit, as have our strategies. With Celadon City being reached, we can now use Seviian Zebstrika, as well as any number of mons which evolve using the Ice Stone.

Morty was very tricky, but we do overcome him. The end of the fight is a puzzle where we have to figure out how best to leverage Volt Switch, Thunderbolt, and Ice Beam with an almost dead fodder Jynx, our Zebstrika, and in this case our Alolan Ninetales against his very bulky Dusknoir and nearly full health Krookodile.

It takes me several attempts of getting to the same point to figure it out, but being able to Volt Switch, sacrifice Jynx, come back and whittle the Dusknoir down, then finally killing the Krookodile in one shot with our last Pokemon is the ticket. It’s important to note that Jynx used Fake Out earlier against the Krookodile to break its Focus Sash, and our final Pokemon does outspeed it.

We pull it off, and we carry on. It’s time to beat some Rockets.

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First, we have to clear the Rocket hideout under the Game Corner. This goes somewhat smoothly, and our first match against Giovanni isn’t that bad.

We gave him a taste of the nipples, and he didn’t seem to like what he tasted. He’s missing out.

We go back to Lavender Town, clear the Pokemon Tower, and free Mr Fuji. Then we take our asses right over to Saffron City.

So, it’s Silph Co time. We have to get the Card Key, beat Gary, fight some Rocket Admins, and beat Giovanni again.

You all know by now how I feel about Gary.

I hate Gary. Gary makes me feel the same way nosey wasps do. Stay the fuck out of my way, quit buzzing around, quit trying to smell me or my fear or whatever, and go learn to pollinate something.

We’re going to kick Gary in the balls as much as possible for what he’s done to us.

And this time, our hatred pays off. Gary goes down after only a few attempts. It takes a few attempts for Gary’s mom to go down too, I heard. Fuck you Gary I’m gonna treat your mother so good.

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For once, Gary encourages us after beating him, noting that we might be ready for the Boss. And yes, it’s already time once again for Giovanni.

Except no. It’s not.

It’s time for a tag team battle with Brendan against some Rocket Admins.

I guess Brendan forgave us for turning his cruise into a lose, because he joined forces with us to… primarily get shit on and miss Focus Blast.

That being said, we used our Dewgong Arf Arf, Zebstrika, and our Frosslass Ghoulsha to win.

For the tag team battle(s), these will be the only times Sphealberg isn’t technically on our team, but he is in our party cheering us on.

This was a tricky one, but good Blizzard RNG against the Articuno, followed by Scald and Thunderbolts and shit do let us pull it off.

Guys, we have a Boss to stop. Let’s show him one more time how our nipples can possibly be this hard.

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The Admins concede defeat, and we’re one hell of a battle away from thwarting these losers’ plans once and for all.

I step into the room, Giovanni steps to me, and the battle begins.

Ladies and gentlemen, he has a nasty team.

I’m talking Garchomp, Gyarados, Excadrill using Sand Rush, Garganacl, Dracovish, and Mamoswine in the permanent sand.

What follows is a Rubik’s Cube of brain de-wrinkling torture, featuring mainly me gargling on Garganacl’s big, salty cure.

It takes me more than a handful of attempts, but I do make progress.

Eventually, a thing of absolute beauty unfolds before my eyes.

Allow me to set the scene.

Excadrill is dead because our amazing Avalugg, Bergtrude, can use Stomping Tantrum followed by Ice Shard to kill it. But getting to this point puts enough of a strain on my team that most of them have fainted.

Additionally, not a single team member can 1v1 Garganacl, whose Iron Defense into Body Press and Salt Cure combined with Sandstorm damage and Recover strategies just make it impossible.

Indeed, this is the crux of our plan. We must make Garganacl weak.

Between our Dewgong called Arf Arf, Sphealberg, and Scalds and various Ground moves and such, we manage to exchange almost all of our team in favor of Garganacl’s AI opting to brutalize them instead of using Recover.

It’s a bold strategy indeed.

For our major sacrifice, and with only our last Pokemon remaining, we’ve managed the following:

1. Excadrill is dead
2. Garganacl is weak
3. Dracovish is weakened
4. Mamoswine is burned

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Please welcome Seviian Zebstrika.

Zebstrika Thunderbolts the weakened Garganacl, finishing it. It does the same to Dracovish. It Ice Beams the burned Mamoswine. It Thunderbolts the Gyarados. Finally, Garchomp comes out, which Mega Evolves. It Ice Beams the Garchomp, which it outspeeds no matter what.

Zebstrika picks up five KOs as the last member of our team. The circumstances had to be correct in that we needed to make sure the Garganacl was low enough and the Excadrill was gone. Zebstrika cannot 1v1 either of them.

For the astute among you, you may have noticed that I forgot to name him.

I realized just after the battle, but this performance was serendipitous, because I chose the well-earned name Strikes5ce (rhymes with Strikes Twice, pronounced Strikes Fivce).

And so, with the Level Cap rising to Lvl 59, we set our sights on Sabrina for next time.

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Guys, I am having a blast doing this. It’s so much more incredibly difficult than my previous, zero restrictions Normal Difficulty completion of the game.

But we are NOT out of the woods yet.

Coming up, we’ll have to contend with Sabrina, Koga, Blaine, additional Johto Gym Leaders, Kanto Gym Leader rematches, some brutal Cave Shenanigans, and the Elite 4, among other things.

Most of the above are battles I know will push me and my team to the ice skating brink.

My morale is high, as we’ve confidently charged into the mid-game with Sphealberg secured.

Failure is no longer an option. I will see you shivering superstars in the next Chapter.

Love,
Trainer Frosty N.

u/askformymanager — 15 days ago

Spheal’d Fate Chapter 3: Keepin’ It Cool

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Welcome back to I Snow What You Did Last Summer, a horror film featuring me, Frosty Nips.

Spheal’d Fate is a Hardcore Ice Monotype run of Pokemon Radical Red. It’s also my very first Hardcore run AND very first Monotype run in any game. To learn more about how this started, feel free to read Chapter 1.

Okay folks, we’re back. I’m not saying I’m rich or anything, but I don’t need money. I don’t need the stupid little nugget at the stupid end of the stupid little nugget bridge from the stupid ass Rocket Grunt.

I’ve got rare candies I can sell in bulk. So you know what? I think I’m just gonna skip out on the whole nugget thing. That sounds nice. Yeah, I think I’ll do that.

Except I can’t.

We spank the five bridge-y bozos and face our first small challenge, a proselytizing Team Rocket missionary charlatan with an Arcanine and a Togedemaru who’s fast enough to Iron Head my team in the solar plexus. Our lovely Jynx, KissMyIce, was once again proving her immediate worth, because after several attempts we got the nugget.

So we kept going.

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Rain, Bill, a bunch of dumbasses (including me), and Bugsy are at the top of this route, so there are no excuses for not moving forward.

The trainers are easy enough, the rain is splishing and splashing off of my glacial goons, and we soon arrive to get the SS Ticket and an ego boost from squashing bugs.

Except you cannot squash bugs made of Steel and Rock and stuff. Maybe stuff, but Bugsy was flipping me around like it was the porn Olympics and showing me every position. His Stone Axe from his Kleavor, Bullet Punch from his Scizor, and rain-boosted Waterfall from his Araquanid were already enough to make my eyes water like I was taking an onion bath with Shrek.

This wasn’t good.

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So, I banged my head against the wall as Bugsy was banging his bugs against my ass, and I eventually decided I’d give Misty a shot instead.

Alexa, play Misty Mountain Hop.

Misty is going to hopefully regret bringing a bathing suit to the freezing tundra of pain I’m about to unleash upon her.

I have to be straight up with you guys. I came into this fight thinking I was for sure gonna get dunked on, that I was gonna have to make a joke about the pool being cold. I mean, the pool is always cold, but Misty was one of my easiest fights yet.

KissMyIce has Dry Skin, which makes Water attacks useless, AND it heals her every turn in the rain. And between powerful Psyshocks and well-placed Lovely Kisses, I think I beat her on my second or third attempt. NotSnover made excellent use of Giga Drain, and the rest of the team were able to fill in the gaps.

We dried her up and left her out to dry re-soak. KissMyIce was the motherfucking MVP of that fight.

In freezing Misty, the Level Cap rose to 36. We were able to evolve Bergtrude, NotSnover, Ice Age 6, FireBeGone, and Merkin just from that.

Now we have 2 Badges, one for each nipple. It was time to kill some bugs.

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When Bugsy was brutalizing my babies earlier, I really had no choice but to try Misty instead. I knew that Bugsy was technically optional, and that I could potentially raise the Level Cap and come back with a stronger team. His team would naturally rise with the cap, but at least I would take my frozen tots and turn them into frozen adults.

It turns out that Mamoswines and Avaluggs and Beartics and shit do a significantly more competent job at pest control. 5-10 attempts later, we forced him to reveal that he was single and lonely. He should stay away from dating and sex sites though, because bug chasing means something horrifyingly different in that circle. Don’t Google that, by the way. It’s bad enough for me that some asshole told me what it meant, so save yourself the trouble.

Anyways, we were now able to get the ever-loving funk out of Cerulean City and make our way south.

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Just south of Cerulean, there are multiple encounters we can snag. The first is an Eevee from the guy in the house who has some busted ass Pokemon. We put Eevee in the fridge and carry on, as that will be a Glaceon later.

Then, after proceeding further south via the underground path, we are able to fish up a Shellder, which sees immediate use as we got a Water Stone earlier. So we name our Shellder Anatomy, evolve it into a vulvatacular clam, and move into Vermillion City.

And guys, I gotta be honest. I’m scared. I mean we know this is the horror genre by this point, but now I have to fight the man on the boat AND Lt Surge. And we all know by now who’s on the boat. It’s Gary. And we fucking hate Gary in this household.

We pick up a couple things around town, and we get our next team member via the Wonder Egg from the old guy standing around. We hatch a Seel, name it Arf Arf, and put him in the box labeled “Fridge.”

I flash only my ticket to the man by the pier, and I get on the stupid boat.

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The boat isn’t that interesting, but there are a couple of double battles that will make you question if your stomach’s churning due to the sea sickness or due to the unsettling difficulty of unimportant NPCs.

I’m extremely prone to diarrhea, but not nausea, so I assume it’s the latter. The two pairs of double battling trainers whoop on me a little bit, but I overcome each after a few attempts respectively.

We need the Cut HM, so it’s Gary time. Lord have mercy.

I walk up to take the corner just before my ill-fated massage-giving skills would be put to the test, and out pops Brendan.

One thing about Brendan is that he’s not Gary.

The other thing about Brendan is that I was so relieved, so euphorically enhanced, that I absolutely mollywhopped his dumb ass. His Crawdaunt got put to sleep and then pummeled into oblivion by Wood Hammer, and the rest of his team was only so capable before my chilly champs.

We properly rushed upstairs to get concerningly intimate with a man we’d never met, and he showed us his secret technique in private.

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Lt Surge was next. This fight was the trickiest of the bunch outside of trying to fight Bugsy with pre-evolved Pokemon.

Let’s lay some groundwork, shall we?

He’s showing up to the fight with permanent Electric Terrain, a Rotom Fridge, a levitating Alolan Raichu who likes to use Rising Voltage, a Pawmot with fighting moves and Plasma Fists, and a Hitmonlee who likes to Close Combat ice blocks for fun, oh and a Mega Ampharos.

I have… some ice. I also have a Mamoswine. Hey did you guys know that the word Mastodon translates to ‘nipple teeth?’ Anyways, I always think of that when I think of mammoths.

I gotta be so real. Merkin, our Beartic, was able to eliminate the Rotom with a Brick Break. From there, knowing who best to swap to was essential. For example, sometimes he brings in his Hitmonlee right after, so swapping to our Frosmoth who can lower Hitmonlee’s defense twice by taking two Close Combats to kill… then going to Bergtrude, our Avalugg, who Hitmonlee prefers to use Knock Off on, can get taken out in an Icicle Crash and an Ice Shard.

Additionally, Abomasnow outspeeds Mega Ampharos, as does Mamoswine, so getting an Ice Punch into an Ice Fang is enough to kill.

The rest of his team is able to be brought down through iterative refinements made in optimal move selection and swapping, which I based on learning his AI’s tendencies over probably 15-20 total attempts.

We did it, fuckers. We have 3 Badges now, one for each nipple. Just kidding. Ol’ Frosty’s not looking like a joke anymore, is he?

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Truth be told, the game hasn’t even really bloomed in full yet in terms of difficulty. There will be a noticeable spike coming up, and another, and ultimately one or two more. The game will only get harder.

We’re not so far off from obtaining our team captain, either. And when we get Captain Spheal, we cannot evolve him OR put him in the PC. To be clear, this is a run where we’re adding challenge as the game only gets more difficult.

I would love to know who among you are believers or doubters.

Regardless, we have some Grass to cut, some Psychic powers to debunk James Randi-style, and some Poison to survive ingesting. Surely no evil team is gonna get in our way and force part of that list to be shown after Chapter 4, right?

It’s going to be an interesting one next time.

I’ll see you soon.

Love,
Trainer Frosty N.

u/askformymanager — 17 days ago

Spheal’d Fate Chapter 2: The Horror Begins

Read Chapter 1

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Welcome back to my world of suffering, folks.

Spheal’d Fate is a Harcdore, Ice Monotype run of Radical Red. It is also my first ever Hardcore run AND first ever Monotype run in any game. To learn more about how this started for me, feel free to read Chapter 1.

Alexa, play Ice Ice Baby.

The game begins by telling me to slow down and make sure I want to be as stupid as I am. “Yes,” I clicked. I then proceed.

It’s time to choose our starter. I picked Froakie, named it “Ice4ATurn,” and quickly found a home for it in a Box labeled “Melted.”

As others were too kind to help by pointing out to me, Pokemon such as Snover, Snom, Swinub, Sandshrew, and Cubchoo are all available before the first gym. Please welcome NotSnover, FireBeGone, Ice Age 6, Snow/, and Merkin to the team.

Additionally, there is 1 egg you can get from an NPC in Pewter City that can contain additional ice types. My rule for that is to reset until we get an ice type, and so I did. Therefore, we get Bergmite, who I named Bergtrude. Everyone say hi to Bergtrude and tell her she’s a good girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a squad.

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Before we even get to Falkner, Brock, and Gary, I have to give a special shoutout to Brendan, the Team Rocket Admin, and a couple of trainers along the way.

Immediately the run is brutal. Brendan walks up and pretends he’s looking for a Joltik just so he doesn’t look like he’s thirsting after our ass. He leads with a Meditite who’s fast enough, knows fighting moves, and definitely wears hoodies at room temperature.

Then we have these little bug lovers who have a chip on their shoulder and bullet seeds and shit. But thanks to Sleep Powder and Baby-Doll Eyes from Snover and Swinub respectively, I’m able to make it out of Viridian Forest and into Pewter City.

The run has just begun, and already we’ve faced a flurry of mean and hateful, cold-blooded opponents.

But Frosty is the coldest-blooded in town, folks. You see, they started calling me Frosty Nips shortly after I was born, because they noticed it’s as if I was always cold. My nipples were always protruding proudly from my shirt, and I constantly pulled the shrinkage card as I became an adult. Most of you probably thought I’m just an idiot, but I was born in the ice.

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So now that we’re in Pewter City, we can take down both Brock and Falkner. I chose Falkner first as a morale boost so my thawing toddlers would stay cool.

And? Morale boost achieved. Falkner went down like the Hindenbird if it caught on ice instead of fire. First try, done and dusted.

Brock was a different story. I knew that my cold cuddlebugs hated rocks, and I hate rock too. I’m clearly more of a Christmas Album kinda guy.

But let’s just say I’m gonna turn Brock’s frying pan… into a dying pan. And for this it would take a trying plan.

It took quite a few attempts, but eventually, we were able to win. The Boulder Badge was ours, as was Rock Tomb, and our first glimpse at the possibilities of making it to the Pokemon League was here. As before, Sleep Powder and Baby-Doll Eyes were essential to our strategy. NotSnover was the MVP of this fight, because Mega Drain was the real MVP. I lied.

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Now that we’d acquired our first gym badge, I became paranoid. I closed my eyes, and I felt I could hear the other trainers mumbling.

“Word on the street is, there’s a kid with huge nipples emerging, both out of his shirt and onto the scene.”

Yeah, we’re here all right.

Mt. Moon was not so bad. There are no usable encounters here, trust me. I looked at the encounter tables and didn’t blindly miss the only one or anything. The fossil nerd was a brief challenge, but he came down with a cold and had to go.

And even though neither of the fossils are usable, I just want to put it on record that I obviously chose the Helix Dome fossil. There’s just something about getting Dome that feels better.

The Rocket Admin took a handful of attempts, but again we smacked the opponents and made it out alive.

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We now enter Cerulean City, and we pick up a few useful things. One of the useful things we pick up is another egg, which I reset until Cetoddle comes out, who I name C-World. She’s cute, and currently that’s about it.

Finally, we stand before the Nugget Bridge. Before that, Gary is going to ambush us, which I know because I’m an experienced hero of the Pokemon world.

I save in front of the bridge, not knowing quite what to expect. I step forward. Oak’s Grandson rushes us, thrilled that he’s about to get fucknasty in the snow. Maybe he just wants a refreshing beverage to sit by the pool in this town, but he’s definitely looking to put crushed ice in it.

He leads with a Hitmonchan who loves to Drain Punch, Mach Punch, Sucker Punch, and also punch me in the balls.

I tried to get off multiple Baby-Doll Eyes to then get off an Icy Wind to then get off a Sleep Powder to then maybe possibly just once kill his stupid ugly ass Hitmonchan to then get curb-stomped by the rest of his team of freaks.

I legitimately thought it wasn’t doable after the sheer torture that I experienced. I must have spent a good 15+ attempts just strategizing and trying to hit the perfect line and blah blah blah.

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Then, I remembered something important. I am stupid. By realizing this, it helped me to double check Mt Moon and find out that Smoochum was within. After going to catch her, I named her KissMyIce, because I knew if there was any chance at beating Gary soundly, it was with this hard ass bitch.

After leveling up KMI to the level cap, she had evolved into a pleasingly fast Jynx, learned a variety of utility moves, and she was ready to watch Gary sink like Jack from Titanic. Crucially, she had also learned Psyshock along the way.

Using Sing, Psychock, and Sweet Kiss, we were finally able to lower Gary’s temperature enough so that he’d fuck off for the time being. To be more specific, I used Sing on turn one, prompting Gary to switch into his Arbok (which gets the added Dark type in this game). After putting it asleep, I swap to Mamoswine who can Bulldoze it down. Using primarily Psyshock, Sweet Kiss, and the entire ass rest of my team, he is of course defeated, and we now stand before the Nugget Bridge.

This run is already teaching me how to form new brain cells, how to cry more efficiently, the importance of showering, and that maybe, just maybe, I can go all the way.

Included are some fun screenshots and such, and you will join me next after we defeat Misty, Bugsy, and Lt Surge, to name a few.

I’ll see you gamers soon.

With love,
Trainer Frosty N.

u/askformymanager — 18 days ago

Spheal’d Fate Chapter 1: Acceptance

Hi, I’m stupid.

Nice to meet you 🤝

Everyone A few people on this subreddit have a question so earth-shatteringly big, so urgent, and so important that it’s a wonder it hasn’t gone international.

The question is simple:

Can u/askformymanager complete his first ever Hardcore run of Radical Red with a Spheal, a dream, and some Ice Pokemon?

The answer is also simple:

Probably not.

You see, I recently beat Radical Red on normal difficulty. Things were great, except I felt guilty for abusing sticky webs. I felt so guilty, in fact, that I posted this.

For those of you who’d rather not click, it was a 24 hour rally to the community to choose both the type I’d take on this challenge with, as well as a Pokemon of that type guaranteed to be on the team.

And life was going good until u/ThrowawayZeroEight’s comment won at the time 24 hours had passed.

“Mono ice, spheal as team captain” -u/ThrowawayZeroEight, 30 upvotes, colorized

Yes, that’s right. I will be braving the blizzard with a ragtag group of freezing failures and an impressively spherical seal. Indeed it was then that my fate… was Spheal’d.

As soon as that window had passed, tears began streaming down my ugly face. I may have peed a little, and my fists balled up and shook at the heavens. I was broken before I ever began.

But they don’t call me Frosty Nips for nothing, folks. I accept u/ThrowawayZeroEight’s challenge, and I will flash freeze Gary and serve him up at one of those fine dining hipstery sorta restaurants where they’re doing nuclear biscuits and everything’s freeze-dried. That’ll be Gary. Fuck Gary.

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Since it’s a hardcore run, it means the following things are true:

1. Most setup moves are banned
2. Entry hazards? Banned
3. Snow Warning? Banned
4. Icy rock? Banned
5. Me from this subreddit in the future? Banned Hopefully not Banned for running away screaming in total shameful loss and failure

And since it’s this specific run, it also means the following:

1. Once we have Spheal, he’s not leaving the team
2. Spheal will NOT be evolving

I can promise long-winded posts, Grade A nicknames, some cool puns (<—— including that one), and one broken man.

As some of you know, you totally can really get multiple ice types in Radical Red before places such as Mt Moon, which is where you’ll find me as soon as I’m done kicking Brock’s dusty ass.

We will approach each chapter to discuss 3 important fights at a time, until we encounter a certain 4.

I’ll see you all shortly for Chapter 2.

-Frosty Nips

u/askformymanager — 21 days ago

Radical Red community, I summon you to punish me

Today I beat RR for the first time on normal. It feels pretty good, and now I’m aware of the general layout of the game and its bosses. I am the recent bringer of such posts as this one and even that one. My dumbass team of champions were truly the Bad News Bears, and Gary is probably smelling me later as we speak.

But there’s just one problem…

…My strategy involved sticky webs. Lots and lots of sticky webs. And, you know, I’m having some guilt around that. Because I just so happen to be aware that on hardcore difficulty, you can’t place your convenient little enemy-adhering, speed-reducing arachnid booty threads under their disgusting feet.

This run taught me two things:

1. I am dumb
2. I like pain

Community, I give it to you.

The comment with the most upvotes decides the type I use for my next run: A monotype hardcore run

Additionally, the winner can choose one Pokemon of that type, no matter how awful, that will be on the team all the way to Victory. I will document the process in groups of 3 major boss battles until the Elite 4. My goals are to challenge myself and make a few of you laugh at my enviable ignorance. I will acknowledge the winner and make a thoughts/strategy update after 24 hours, may let it ride for a couple days depending on how things are going.

May god have mercy on my soul

Edit: right now it’s actually neck and neck between Psychic and Ice. Will Psychic win and let me show off my raw brainpower? Yeah I’m uh preeetty sure I moved a piece of paper or a pencil with just my mind before. Trust me bro. The only L here is the sweet L of Lsuccess.

Or will Ice win, and captain spheal and I get absolutely downright cold with it? Look I’ll be the first to admit it, my nipples are mysteriously and consistently hard even when it’s pretty nice out. But now? Watch out buddy you’ll poke an eye out.

Or, will someone else come out of absolutely fucking nowhere and pull some other evil shit on me?

I don’t know, you don’t know, and they don’t know either.

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u/askformymanager — 23 days ago

The six bastards did it! First E4 victory and thoughts on game (w/ bonus nicknames)

Who would have thought that a Hitmontop named KickAstley would be a literal champion?

Me. I woulda thought. And I did think. And he is a champion.

First off, thanks Soupercell for the game. I hate you.

Second, attached are the screenshots of the team, followed by their nicknames and then a collection of some of my other favorite nicknames. The Sharpedo name is an IT Crowd reference, for the record.

Third, I am very pleased to be able to say that every member of this team pulled their weight throughout the battles. There was no single MVP, and all 6 had multiple moments to shine.

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Thoughts:

Well, my ass hurts. I’m tired, my brain no thinky do, and I smell bad. Also, my family isn’t proud of me.

This game was a badass series of challenges. There are still more gym leader rematches etc. I can do I’m sure, but I’m officially where I wanted to be in beating the E4.

I’m very proud of the mfkin squad for their relentless resilience and performance in the league. Hardcore is gonna be a no from me dawg. <——Future u/askformymanager here. I had some deeply masochistic feelings and couldn’t stop thinking about a hardcore run. My latest post invites YOU the community to choose my challenge and punish me.

Please refer to this link for my real-time updates on each E4 member during it all.

Thanks for reading, and good luck to all the sorry souls who haven’t yet crossed the finish line. I hope between this post and the other that I made a couple of you smile :)

u/askformymanager — 23 days ago

These six bastards are helping me challenge the Elite 4 for the first time blind

Welp, the time has come! I was hesitant to play this game because I thought I wouldn’t be good enough, despite having a pretty solid understanding of competitive Pokemon strategies.

Will these god forsaken chums make it? Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z

u/askformymanager — 23 days ago

Interesting Interaction while hunting roaming legendaries

So I decided to capture as many of the roaming legendaries as possible. I’m just using the short route to the right of Celadon to go in and out of the gate and then walking in the grass with infinite repel on. Anyways, I am using mega Gengar with shadow tag to hunt.

Interestingly, I do not need to mega evolve for the game to impose shadow tag on the legends. I’ll get multiple ball throw attempts while they KO my Gengar, and they don’t instantly flee. When I take the Gengarite off, they’ll flee immediately. For some reason, this doesn’t work on Chien-Pao, and I need to mega evolve.

So! It’s a bit weird, but it can save you button pressing if you want to hunt with your Gengar.

The thing that is going to require more testing is if this affects other wild legendary battles and trainer battles. I haven’t tested if AI is switching against Gengar when not in mega. The other potentially interesting thing here is if other mega abilities have an effect on wild/trainer enemies in certain scenarios.

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u/askformymanager — 23 days ago

Winning team and thoughts on the game!

Donphan singlefootedly KO’d all six of the Champion’s Pokemon. Espeon, Gengar, Walrein, and Archeops each dominated one of the Elite 4 practically. Not featured here is a full odds shiny Victreebel that I caught as a Weepinbell while grinding for TM26. Very cool shiny!

Review time!

The game was fun. It has enough meat on the bone to encourage players to push forward, and it has more than enough QoL to make trying many strategies accessible. Easily my favorite quality of the game is in its art direction. Shoutout to the artists! Absolutely loved the style and flair this game has.

And before I say anything, it is so incredibly beyond clear that SO much effort and passion went into this. That did not go unnoticed, and I’ll always appreciate it when someone’s passion translates and connects.

The pieces of feedback I would offer are as follows:

-I think there’s a disconnect between just how extreme the QoL is for making perfect Pokemon and team-building to how grindy it is for acquiring certain strategic items and TMs (eg Earthquake TM). There’s a lot of total catching completion for these kinds of things for areas, which just personally doesn’t interest me and is discouraging me from the postgame (like the Battle Tower challenge).

The solution I would propose is to keep it the same but offer a TM/item shop after becoming champ that grants access to these things. It’s not lost on me that the creator has a passion for wildlife and nature, and as such I’m sure the frequent design philosophy centered around collecting pokemon in different areas is exactly how they want it to be. And to be fair, if I’m wrong about the availability of these items and TMs, please correct me!

-I found the zoo stuff to be daunting and overwhelming to think about, but I can 100% imagine the grind-lovers and people with similar zoological passions loving it. I really like it even if it’s not for me

-I think the game is very easy, and I think having access to the Primal Kyogre/Groudon and Rayquaza makes the chimera arc a little anti-climactic. I was playing with level caps and on the harder difficulty, for the record. I boxed those pokemon for the elite 4, as I wanted more of a challenge. And then my Pokemon just cleaned house most of the time. Only one Elite 4 member brought me down to my last Pokemon, but it was my first attempt and I was playing very casually. That being said, I think it’s balanced pretty well difficulty-wise for the most possible people to enjoy it. I don’t know if I’d change the core difficulty myself. One can always create their own additional challenges, as well.

-Lastly, I personally enjoyed the addition of new megas and non-canon Pokemon etc. I would have loved for this to lean into its identity even further. And that includes its lore and plot points, as well. The amount of NPCs who speak about Lazarus Taxa, for example, only for that to seem largely irrelevant to the plot just struck me as cool, but underbaked. And I understand the legendary beasts’ past forms and all, but I think that there could have been more fossil-related story elements and dialogue to expand on and support that particular aspect of the writing as being necessary.

Overall, I’m looking forward to playing Emerald Seaglass, and I think the people who made this deserve credit for a solid game!

7/10, would play again

Cheers!

u/askformymanager — 26 days ago

Help me pick a singles team for the Battle Frontier

Hello everyone! I’m playing on difficult and have gotten to 20 wins in the battle tower singles 6v6 format just the once tonight. I have a great team, and I’m confident I can make it farther, but I got stopped by Big Mo and his team of mostly bulky fighting types.

Included are a screenshot of my team as well as of a box containing all of my currently available EV-trained max IV Pokemon. Bonus screenshot is of my box containing mostly decent Pokemon that I *can* train and probably will at some point.

So far I’m using Mega Lopunny as a fake out lead, then I’m pivoting depending on opposing strats. I have Volcarona, Dragonite, and Cradily who can set up, and then I have Milotic for additional stall and Porygon Z for scarfed coverage and hyper beam. I currently am not using entry hazards, weather, stat neutralizers, prankster, or knock off… which I know could be improved.

I will gladly detail any of the sets on any of them if asked. So, what kind of monstrous team can I build? I want to win! Thank you!

u/askformymanager — 1 month ago

Rate my first HOF team!

This is my first playthrough of Unbound. I played with level caps on difficult, and I mostly used this team through the mid to late game. Milotic was the last addition to the team when I was looking at gift pokemon and saw the opportunity for a Feebas. She absolutely pulled more than her weight, that’s for sure. Arcanine, Breloom, Garchomp, and Magnezone were main stays. When I made it to the bog, I decided on a whim to DexNav shiny hunt for a Croagunk, because I thought shiny Toxicroak looked cool.

Garchomp(Power):

Ability - Sand Veil
Adamant with Garchompite
-Earthquake
-Outrage
-Crunch
-Swords Dance

Arcanine(Lion):

Ability - Intimidate
Adamant with Heavy Duty Boots
-Flare Blitz
-Play Rough
-Crunch
-ExtremeSpeed

Breloom(Mush):

Ability - Technician
Adamant with Focus Sash
-Spore
-Bullet Seed
-Mach Punch
-Swords Dance

Magnezone(Polar):

Ability - Magnet Pull
Modest with Wise Glasses
-Thunderbolt
-Flash Cannon
-Tri Attack
-Metal Sound

Toxicroak(Bogman):

Ability - Poison Touch
Adamant with Black Sludge
-Poison Jab
-Drain Punch
-Sucker Punch
-Earthquake

Milotic(Lake)

Ability - Multiscale
Bold with Leftovers
-Scald
-Ice Beam
-Recover
-Toxic

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I am gonna do the postgame stuff and check out the Battle Frontier, but the challenge I’m most interested in is gonna be slowly taking on the E4 with every mono type team. I have some killer pokemon for certain types already, but I’m gonna have to be super deliberate when I do build each team. Might make a photo album of all of those Hall of Fames and make a post detailing every mono type team in the future!

u/askformymanager — 1 month ago

Estoy buscando un corto?

Por favor, dígame el nombre de la animación corta que se habría emitido a altas horas de la noche en México alrededor de 2006 más o menos. Era en blanco y negro, bastante detallado, y presentaba a un hombre que estrellaba su coche, que no era un coche moderno, pero no extremadamente antiguo contra un árbol. ¡Hay dos pájaros, uno de los cuales baja y arrastra al hombre a través de su parabrisas y se hace cargo de su cuerpo! No puedo recordar mucho más.

-Tal vez dura 5 minutos y es bastante sencillo

-Fue una animación bastante grotesca y detallada

-El accidente automovilístico, el pájaro arrastrando al hombre, entrando en la parte posterior de su cuerpo y apoderándose de él son los únicos eventos. Puede que se haya subido al coche después. El pico largo es como su nueva cara

¿Alguien más se acuerda de esto? ¡Cualquier pista realmente ayuda! He intentado buscar clips en YouTube de cortos antiguos de "Locomotia", pero no he encontrado nada. No estoy seguro de qué canal era.

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u/askformymanager — 2 months ago