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...I don't wanna be responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.

Newbie here. First of all apologies if my question is too common.

For someone interested only in live (and replayed) sports, like premier league, champions league, F1, NFL and UFC, and far less interested in movies/series/entertainment, what is the most affordable IPTV?

Thanks in advance!

Edit: thanks for the warning against bots and sketchy DMs, will take that into account!

What would be every character’s finish him/her move?

I’ll start. Mark: grabs you and throws you off the roof

There was once a man born with two dicks. Upon becoming an adult he realized that he only really needs one of them, and thought to himself: hey maybe I can sell my other dick for profit to someone who needs it.

The man wanders down the street and starts asking people around.

- “Hey sir, do you need a dick?”

- “Nah bro thanks, I already got one.”

He approaches a second guy and asks:

- “Hey man would you like to buy a dick?”

- “Nah man one dick is enough for me.”

At the end of the day the guy was convinced that no one was going to buy his extra dick. However, he spots a dude walking down the road on the other side, and decides to try his luck one last time.

- “Hey bro I have an extra dick, would you like to buy one?”

- “Oh my yes! Hell yes! Finally someone came along! Sir, kind sir, I was born dickless, and all my life I’ve been searching for someone with an extra dick that I can buy.”

- “Well I’ll be glad to sell it to you sir.”

- “That’s great! But would you mind if I can take a look at it first, just to be sure?”

- “Of course you can! There you go.”

The man unzips and shows him his extra dick.

The other guy, somewhat disappointed, raises his eyebrows slightly and says:

- “Um… why didn’t you tell me you were Asian?”

You just find some people and tag-a-long

I mean they caught him with a gun to Denny’s head but the gun could be registered, could also be empty, and Denny didn’t go to the police station to press charges, and we don’t know if Chris-R had any drugs on him at the time.

Could they pin attempted murder on him? We also don’t know if he could afford a good lawyer.

Please discuss.

We know the occupation of most cast members. Johnny is a banker, Lisa is in the (very competitive) computer business, Denny is still in college, Chris R is a drug dealer, Peter is a psychologist.

But what does Mark do?

Because if she couldn’t talk, then how did she say it?!

Because it heard the waiter say: sir, would you like to try the chicken today?

p.s. The duck heard it too and said: run bitch you’re dead!

A man walked around a suburban neighborhood knocking on the doors of every house. Every time a woman answered the door the guy would say:

“Ma’am, I’m obliged to let you know that the dick store is closed until the end of the week.”

A couple of hours later a commotion had started in the area with all these women out on the street wondering why the dick store was closed. A police car arrived shortly thereafter.

“Ladies, please disperse. You are causing a major disturbance!” - said one of the cops.

“We aren’t moving until the dick store opens its doors again!” - one angry woman shouted back.

“Ma’am, there is no such thing as a dick store.”

“Then what was that guy rambling about?”

The cop paused there for a while and said:

“Ma’am, that guy is fucking nuts.”

And now the plot twist:

The dick store guy pops his head out of the back of the cop car and says: “it’s true, I am!”

Could you call him "His Emineminence?"