u/bonersquat

And how many of you have greened out so hard you almost puke? Hi I'm bonersquat, and welcome to my ted talk.

You get so nauseous because cannabis relaxes the larynx and esophagus, causing anything in your stomach to just... 🧍🏻‍♂️in your esophagus.

I'm over the greening out hump, but I am still green. Meaning the worst of my overdose is over.

Greening out is, tbh, great exposure therapy for me. I don't panic because I'm higher than balls; I'm balls that are very, very cold, and retracted.

The nausea feels like you need to throw up, but since your esophagus and your larynx and all that other shit is so relaxed, it can't throw the pitch. It's like "I'm sorry vomit but you're gonna have to chill for a bit". Bend over for a really cool and fun surprise (watering can)

Overall, good 10/10 unintended exposure therapy. I will do my best to never do this again. This fucking sucks. I got a new vape battery and got a little too excited to use it. Fuck my stupid baka barfy life.

Edit: clarification in speech because that weed made me stupid

Got a stomach bug. Only hot bitches barf. Men, women, non-binaries, all of them. All of us projectile vomit the the most heavily seasoned of lunches. That matar paneer you had? Tastes even better the second time. Oooo yeah.

The rust on the underside of your car? My stomach is so volatile my projectile vomiting can power wash that shit right off. Put that on the Carfax.

I'm being so hot and brave with my stomach bug. I'm like a baroque painting of suffrage. Naked, glistened with a thin layer of sweat. This sounds like a fucking fetish post but I'm so fucking proud of myself. I still smell the bile in my nose.

Are you a girl that barfs or a bitch that pukes? My hands are shaking.

Edit: if I'm gonna be sick I might as well capitalize on potential internet points

Like the adrenaline and cortisol is so high that you end up barfing. Or is it just me?

It's awful. Especially when you're stuck somewhere. I don't puke every panic attack. It's just the really bad ones. Or if my body just feels like it.

I have GERD, IBS, among other stomach issues. So maybe I'm just more prone to seeing my lunch twice during a freakout.

I wasn't sure if this was NSFW, so I labeled it such just in case.

Hi, my mother bought a jar of this product called NanoRevive EsoRepair "supplements". I cannot find any information of this online outside of influencer ads and suspicious looking mlm websites. Has anyone heard of this? Is this a scam? She spent $38 USD for a bottle on Amazon. What in the sam hell did my mother just buy?

I'm laying in bed with a bucket and a heating pad. I have no idea what this is? My stomach has been super acidic for like a week. Been having panic attacks as well. Awesome combo.

Idk if this is PMS???

I said I needed more training, boss looked at me like I had five heads. I had maybe 4 hours total time at the returns desk before today. They think I can do it on my own during memorial day weekend.

I started in fulfillment with zero training, scheduled on my own. I'm female 130 lbs lifting concrete bags half my weight and lumber triple my height by myself and the management is nowhere to be found. "Just do your best," they said. Moved to the returns desk thinking it'd be better. Big mistake to assume that I would be trained.

I have autism, so this kind of thing is already difficult for me. The management knows this.

Terrible experience. Walked out an hour into my shift. I feel horrible about it, but... Come on.