u/broheaux

Chicken caesar salad from a local deli.

I work in an office with mostly women and recently there has been someone who uses the restroom and does not flush. Today my coworker came to talk to my (male) boss to see if it was him but I stopped her at the door and said hey girl!! And she said hey!! Did you use the bathroom this morning? And I said yeah :D why :D and then our faces both dropped as we realized. Oh god. I am the one who has been forgetting. I get so on autopilot sometimes because my boss kind of super needs me around all the time (he’s so old) and I try and rush out of there to get back to him that I completely miss the flushing part. I am so embarrassed. Why me why!!!!!!

2 slices of american cheese and a big tomato with tuna salad on sourdough(?) i love the diner…