u/brokenbluebee

I swear I’m not even in my own body when I do this

1st pic: 2 rice cake thins topped smoked salmon, cottage cheese, and avocado.

2nd: rice cake thin topped with smoked salmon and cottage cheese. Paired with my favorite barbell bar.

3rd: rice cake thin topped with cottage cheese and frozen blueberries. Paired with chili lime pistachios.

4th: rice cake thin topped with nori, cottage cheese, avocado, and smoked salmon.

5th: rice cake thin topped with crushed raspberries, sprinkle of monkfruit, and 70% sf dark chocolate.

6th: rice cake thin topped with raspberries and cottage cheese mashed together and then sf lilys 55% dark chocolate chips.

7th: kind of an abomination of cottage cheese, monk fruit sweetener, vanilla, egg whites, and frozen blueberries cooked in the microwave and placed upon a rice cake thin that immediately became soggy.

8th: 2 rice cake thins. One topped with white cheddar popcorn seasoning and one topped with nori, cottage cheese, and smoked salmon.

Can you tell I like smoked salmon 👀

Nectarine, 70% sf dark chocolate, homemade oat fiber bread topped with 2% cottage cheese, avocado, and smoked salmon.

Cottage cheese, part of a banana, frozen blueberries, and egg whites mixed together, microwaved, and plopped on a rice cake thin. Looks kind of like im growing a mold colony, but it was delicious.

Looks eh but it was really good

Whole box of thick and creamy Mac and cheese with an added slice of cheddar and American cheese. Hot Cheeto puff bag. Homemade veggie burger with two patties, sauce, and American cheese. Peanut butter and honey sandwich. A slice of bread with peanut butter and strawberry jam on it. Cashews. Reeses ice cream topped with additional Reese’s. Vanilla cone. Another vanilla cone. And. . . Another vanilla cone.

Rosé baked rigatoni pasta with boursin cheese. Hot ones pringles, birthday cake barbell protein bar, snickerdoodle Twix

Takis, snickerdoodle granola bar, sweet and salty almond granola bar, birthday little bites, ice cream sandwich, strawberry vanilla swirl ice cream, I also had a tin of salt and vinegar almonds I didn’t take a picture of

Peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich, peanut butter and honey sandwich, Reese’s ice cream with more Reese’s on top. An ice cream sandwich. Lobster ramen with eggs. Last picture showcasing my hot sauce addiction.

- 4 deviled eggs

- ferrero rocher chocolate

- s’mores Rice Krispie bar

- sourdough with a Smokey cheddar and almond spread

- Hershey’s chocolate bar

- 2 loaded potato burritos with extra chipotle sauce and swapped slow roasted chicken

- vanilla ice cream mixed with Reese’s and Hershey’s chocolate

Peanutbutter cup popcorn, homemade cannoli overnight oats, turkey and white cheddar on cheesy bread, naan bread with smoked cheddar and almond cheese, homemade s’mores Rice Krispie, cookies and cream Hersheys

1st pic: baked rosé rotini with parm and Boursin

2nd pic: birthday little bites

3rd pic: naan with tzatziki

4th pic: vanilla ice cream with Reese’s

I sometimes amaze myself at how much I can pack away in one sitting lmao