I've decided not to get a nose job!
After hating my nose since I first realized it looked shitty when I was seven years old... After knowing full well that if I had a more proportionate nose, I would look like a model (Morphs confirm)... After years and years of research, saving money and picking a doctor... I AM *NOT* GETTING A NOSE JOB!!!
(For reference, my nose has a slightly high bridge, is a bit wide, has a bulbous bifid tip with skin so thin you can see the cartilage through it- it has a slightly deviated septum and points off a little to one side- has noticeably two different sized nostrils!!! The real crazy part is... I'm still kinda cute with this monstrosity!!!)
Anyway - Why?! Why would I curse myself forever with this nose?!!
Well- I breathe really, really well (no snoring either!) My nose is also very strong, can't push the tip down. Like you can't. Takes a punch like a champ! After reading about so many people who can't breathe the same after a rhino... I just can't do it to myself. I gotta breathe, man. I GOTTA BREATHE. I was also really interested in becoming a boxer. I thought - it's either nose job or boxing. Well, looks like boxing's back on the menu, boys!!
I suppose I shall have this wacked out honker for life! And LOVE it! Not because it's pretty... Because, for the first time ever, I just appreciate how I've never had a single breathing issue EVER.
I used to scoff when people said "learn to love your nose" and rightfully so- it's ugly! No, I was never going to love this thing for its appearance! It's utter nonsense when people say "but it's so *original*" yeah- originally UGLY.
I didn't try to love my nose. Just reading so many people's struggles with just being able to breathe made me love my nose against my will.