I was given my first Gremlin Bell
I had never heard of these before, but a biker friend of mine gave it to me and told me to hang it low on my bike. It’s the small things that mean the most
u/danmcc200 — 1 day ago
▲ 32 r/Jokesuncensored
2 Irishmen sitting in a pub in Dublin
One turns to the other and asks “here… do I know you?” The second replies “I was about to ask you the same thing! What School did you go to?”. The first man replies “I went to St. Brendan’s from 1954 until 1960”, the second man’s eyes widen with surprise “So did I! I was in class 2!” He replies.
The first man chimes up “I was in class 2 as well! What part of Dublin are you from?” The second man says “I lived in 16 Foley street my whole life” the first man excitedly replies “what are the chances of that? I lived in number 16 Foley street!”
And all the while the poor barman thinks to himself “I hate it when the Murphy twins get drunk”
u/danmcc200 — 4 days ago
I went to the doctor today…
While I was there he told me ‘Sir, you need to stop masturbating!’ I was a bit shocked with how direct he was so I asked him ‘Why? Do you think it’s affecting my eyesight?’
Then he said ‘No… because I’m trying to examine you!’
u/danmcc200 — 9 days ago
What’s the difference between a man whose wife is cheating on him with a broken bicycle, and a clergyman in an all feline production of Robin Hood?
One is a flat-tire cuck, the other is a Cat Friar Tuck
u/danmcc200 — 10 days ago
▲ 7 r/motorcyclegear
Pannier Reccomendations
Hello fellow riders! I got myself a Keeway Superlight 125, I’m looking to get a set of panniers/saddlebags to mount on the sides cause I’m fucked off carrying a backpack 🤣. Any recommendations that won’t break the bank?
u/danmcc200 — 10 days ago
▲ 106 r/motorcycle
New to group
Hey there!
I’m new to this group and just wanted to say hey to the new brethren! Wanted to show you guys my bike! Got it back in April after completing the CBT course (UK equivalent of MSF for my American brothers and sisters) she’s only a 125CC so don’t judge me too much as I haven’t passed my test yet lol.
Ride Safe!
Slán abhaile
u/danmcc200 — 10 days ago
Roaring Meg Custom
Can anyone tell me when the Roaring Meg Bike show is this year and also if anyone can bring their bike down?
Thanks in advance
u/danmcc200 — 10 days ago