Image 1 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 2 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 3 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 4 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 5 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 6 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 7 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
Image 8 — Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"
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Time Served (1999) Tubi. A boy kills his abusive step father. His mom takes the rap and is sent to prison where she is forced to strip in a local club. "Hey you got your WIP movie in my stripper movie! It's two, two, two bad movies in one!"

Stars Catherine Oxenberg with Jeff Fahey as her terrible lawyer and Louise Fletcher as the corrupt warden. The setup for this is dumb. Oxenberg is hot but acting challenged. Like a Lifetime movie with several servings of boobs and lots of unintentional laughs.

u/dasuberdog11 — 3 days ago
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Cyclone (1987) YouTube. A Fred Olen Ray joint. Tough girl Heather Thomas must deliver a top secret bleep blop motorcycle to the gubmint after her cool as hell boyfriend Jeffrey Combs is killed. This was some dumb goofy fun.

I liked when they went to Club Lava, which you can tell is heavy metal because they have a lava lamp. Also features; Martin Landau, Tim Conway Jr, Dawn Wildsmith, Martine Beswick and Michelle Bauer as "shower girl". Special shout out to Lauren Hertzberg who played "Children with groceries". She has a fantastic IMDb profile picture.

u/dasuberdog11 — 6 days ago
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One Night Only (1986) YouTube. A cheap sex comedy from The Great White North. Sorority sisters join up with hookers to make cash by throwing a party for a hockey team.

Features: terrible songs, goofy hijinks, cousin on cousin sexual tension, pale Canadian hotties, and of course... occasional boobs. My favorite was when the head ho was teaching the non-hos how to ho.

u/dasuberdog11 — 9 days ago
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Fast Company (1979) Tubi. With nitro burning funny cars, William Smith, Claudia Jennnings and John Saxon, this should be a banger but is just pretty good. An early David Cronenberg flick, the track/racing action is cool, the women are hot and it has a fake Springsteen soundtrack. Trailer in comments

The last film of Claudia Jennings. She died in a car crash two months after it was released.

u/dasuberdog11 — 13 days ago
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Fresh Kill (1988) Tubi. An aspiring actor gets mixed up with a woman who stole from a sadistic mobster. A Pepin//Merhi DTV thriller with plenty of WTF moments. Audio so terrible I felt bad for whoever had to do the subtitles. Even by Merhi standards this is rough, but still entertaining.

Starts in Chicago, where you get to see thrilling landmarks like a Walgreens. It then shifts to L.A. where a prostitute stabs a kid (never followed up on). 2 ladies smoking weed out of your uncle's pipe. And a totally cool Suzuki Samurai. The only actor I recognized was the ultimate man Robert Z'Dar. Trailer in comments.

u/dasuberdog11 — 16 days ago

Crypt of Dark Secrets (1976) Tubi. A witch resurrects a murdered Vietnam vet and takes revenge on his killers. Actors that can barely get their lines out, out of focus shots, and a snake that turns into a hottie witch with a fancy accent. Commercial in comments.

Some fun IMDb trivia:

In an interview with the Times-Picayune in March of 2000, Ronald Tanet, who played Ted Watkins, shared his thoughts on the film. "Look, they paid me six grand to make an ass of myself in public and I usually do that for free."

In 1976, legendary director/huckster Donn Davison made a deal with small time New Orleans film distributor Jack Weis. Weis had released a voodoo-tinged, PG rated exploitation film that failed completely. Davison conceived the idea of the naked priestess Damballa and planned to direct the footage himself. He auditioned a few local actresses and ended up hiring Maureen Ridley, who had absolutely no inhibitions or hesitation to performing totally nude. Once he saw how relaxed she was being naked in front of the crew and actors, he added a few other scenes to get her out of her clothes. He then edited that footage into the original film.

u/dasuberdog11 — 23 days ago
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Crypt of Dark Secrets (1976) Tubi. A witch resurrects a murdered Vietnam vet and takes revenge on his killers. Actors can barely get their lines out, out of focus shots, and a snake that turns into a hottie witch with a fancy accent. I enjoy a swamp based movie, especially one with full frontal.

Some fun IMDb trivia:

In an interview with the Times-Picayune in March of 2000, Ronald Tanet, who played Ted Watkins, shared his thoughts on the film. "Look, they paid me six grand to make an ass of myself in public and I usually do that for free."

In 1976, legendary director/huckster Donn Davison made a deal with small time New Orleans film distributor Jack Weis. Weis had released a voodoo-tinged, PG rated exploitation film that failed completely. Davison conceived the idea of the naked priestess Damballa. He auditioned a few local actresses and ended up hiring Maureen Ridley, who had absolutely no inhibitions or hesitation to performing totally nude. Once he saw how relaxed she was being naked in front of the crew and actors, he added a few other scenes to get her out of her clothes. He then edited that footage into the original film.

u/dasuberdog11 — 23 days ago
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Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde (1993) Tubi. Scott Wolf and Maureen Flannigan play teens who go on an armed robbery spree. Don (Father Guido Sarducci) Novello plays a cop. A teen comedy/drama that is goes harder than I anticipated.

According to imdb, "Originally rated "NC-17" by the MPAA. The rating was changed to "R" on appeal". Maureen Flannigan was a child star in the sitcom "Out of this World" and took this role to break out of her "family friendly" persona. Well it worked. In this movie she smokes, swears, gets naked, has sex and fires a shotgun. Oh, and her dad is the hard ass police commissioner. Special shout out to the Bikini Carwash Company poster and the Shenanigans restaurant. Trailer in comments.

u/dasuberdog11 — 24 days ago
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High Kicks (1993) YouTube. A gang rapes an aerobics studio owner and her new employee helps her get revenge. Not as "good", but in the same neighborhood as Samurai Cop or Miami Connection.

Shot on video ✔️. Casio soundtrack ✔️. Tons of aerobics/karate montages ✔️. Long haired hero in a Canadian tuxedo ✔️. Ethnically diverse gang who's leader is a pudgy Brooklyn dude with a lisp ✔️.

My favorite character was the slutty brunette aerobics student who openly hits on karate man directly in front of the lead.

A sampling of this movies greatness in the comments.

u/dasuberdog11 — 1 month ago
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Bad Manners (1984) Tubi. Kids break out of an orphanage to rescue their friend. Kind of a mix of Oliver Twist, The Bad News Bears and Problem Child seasoned with lots of cocaine weirdness.

Some random thoughts: This movie is highly entertaining with non-stop hijinks. Karen Black and Martin Mull are great as the parents who adopt the kid. Features Kimmy Robertson's (Honey I Shrunk the Kids) only (brief) nude scene. Also has Stephen Stucker (Airplane), Edy Williams (was married to Russ Meyer) and a young Pamela Adlon. Trailer in comments.

u/dasuberdog11 — 1 month ago
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Hot Bot (2016) Fawesome. Weird Science meets Blade Runner meets crap as 2 dorks find a runaway sex robit. Did I watch Hot Bot because of the title? Yes. Is the hot bot in Hot Bot hot? Also yes. Does the hot hot bot in Hot Bot make Hot Bot good? Not.

Like a lot of bad flicks, the supporting cast outshines the leads. Larry Miller is great as a Senator who's sexbot is missing. Donald Faison and Angela Kinsey are fun as religious parents. Anthony Anderson and Danny Masterson are fine as MIB government agents hunting the bot. My favorite character was the teen's chartreuse Geo Prism. There's also a Blade Runner rip-off scene that made me laugh.

u/dasuberdog11 — 1 month ago
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Freshman Orientation (2004) Tubi. A freshman pretends to be gay to hook up with a sorority hottie. What could go wrong?! Wants to be American Pie but fails pretty hard. Even for 2004, I laughed at how out of touch this was.

A central story is a sorority "loser party" where the girls must bring societies rejects, ie; a nerd, gay, Muslim, handicapped, etc... Yeesh. There are some fun supporting performances from John Goodman, Rachel Dratch and Heather Matarazzo.

u/dasuberdog11 — 1 month ago
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Popatopolis (2009). A pretty good documentary about Jim Wynorski and the making of "The Witches of Breastwick", a movie he made in 3 days. Julie K. Smith is the best part of this. She has a love-hate relationship with Wynorski and some terrific insights into him and the business/process in general.

The doc has interviews with: the cast, crew (both of them), Roger Corman, Andy Sidaris, Julie Strain and Wynorski's mom among others.

u/dasuberdog11 — 1 month ago

Damaged Goods, AKA V.D. (1961) Tubi. A high-school track star's fiance won't put out but a ho-er will. Hello V.D.! Real goofy but fun, this is like one of those MST3k shorts about dating/marriage except longer and with syphilis.

My favorite was the best friend's girl who drinks, steals and is um, affectionate.

u/dasuberdog11 — 1 month ago

Dirty Dealing 3D (2018) Dailymotion. A group of sexy blackjack dealers plot to get revenge against a shady owner (Michael Madsen). Kind of an Ocean's Eight but cheap and baaaaad. I loved that a main plot point in this 3D movie is a horny 8 year old boy battling leukemia (he's the best part of it).

Watching this, it really hit home how much acting is a skill. Madsen with minimal effort was much better than all the "no names" in this. C. Thomas Howell isn't given much to do as Madsen's good guy lawyer. There's a big reveal at the end that had me rolling. Shot in 2011 but didn't get released until 2018.

u/dasuberdog11 — 2 months ago

Dangerous Love (1988) Tubi. Someone is killing members of a video dating club. A crummy American giallo. Features Elliot Gould, Anthony Geary and Angelyne (2 minutes in a changing room). A mostly dull murder whodunnit somewhat saved by it's goofy "go go" 80s aesthetic. So. Much. Glass. Block.

u/dasuberdog11 — 2 months ago

Last Day of School (2016) Fawesome. 4 college dudes are forced to perform outrageous tasks to graduate. Lawd this was terrible, but unintentionally entertaining. Dialogue, acting, camera work, editing, all bad.

A sampling of my reactions: "Yeesh", "oof", "come on", "oh my god", "what the hell", "hey tits!" Lloyd Kaufman has a shitty cameo as himself. This movie felt like Kaufman let some Mobsters idiot nephew make a movie for a (not very much) money laundering scheme.

u/dasuberdog11 — 2 months ago
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Wild Malibu Weekend! (1995) Fawesome. Bimbos battle for $10,000 and a part in a movie. Even by bikini movie standards, this was very dumb. Goon to girls in bikinis competing in party games (limbo, etc).

My favorite was when the topless girls in the dressing room were having a discussion about gratuitous nudity in movies. Features Playmate, Fembot and 2 time US Pro-Am Ballroom Dance champion Barbara Moore, Shauna O'Brien and Anastasia Rova who reminded me of Mrs. Reb Brown, Cisse Cameron. Also has music/movie padding by The Stray Cats wannabe band The Ultimatics.

u/dasuberdog11 — 2 months ago
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The Misery Brothers (1995) Tubi. When this started with the Star Wars scroll, I knew I was in for deep hurting. Kind of a brain dead Zucker brothers Dumb and Dumber. I enjoyed how aggressively, painfully unfunny this was.

Written, directed and starring Lorenzo Doumani, who's main claim to fame is that his father partially financed "The Cotton Club". An all star cast including: Leo Rossi, Lou Ferrigno, Sherman Hemsley, Roddy Piper, Larry Linville, Erik Estrada, Debbe Dunning, Pat Morita, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Michael Berryman, Tommy "Tiny" Lister Jr., Ab Vigoda in drag as the "Fairy Godfather", and of course... Frank Stallone.

Some amazing IMDb trivia, "The cast includes both Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada, who were respectively the top-billed stars of the shows Fish (1977) and CHiPs (1977)."

u/dasuberdog11 — 2 months ago