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Image 1 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 2 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 3 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 4 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 5 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 6 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 7 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 8 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
Image 9 — The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".
▲ 60 r/badMovies

The Occultist (1988) Roku. One of my favorite IMDb descriptions, "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers." From visionary director Tim Kincaid, who also brought us "Robot Holocaust" and "Men's Room: Bakersfield".

Vaguely sci-fi with some voodoo shenanigans. As with many bad/good movies, there are stretches of boredom interspersed with WTF moments.

Some of the keywords from IMDb: voodoo cult, gay bar, real finger gun, crotch gun, cyborg and public bathroom.

u/dasuberdog11 — 16 hours ago
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The Dallas Connection (1994) Tubi. Directed by Andy's son, Christian Drew Sidaris. Not the best of the series but still entertainingly bad. Sounds like it was written by a 13-year-old boy and has plenty of goofy nudity. Evil Julie Strain is easily the best part.

I've been slowly rewatching this whole series. Has all the hallmarks of a Bullets, Bombs and Babes flick. "Enhanced" hotties, wooden acting, RC car murder, a plot that doesn't matter, an Andy cameo, and a champagne celebration.

u/dasuberdog11 — 5 days ago
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Gotti (2018) Prime, Tubi , etc. Finally got around to seeing this disasterpiece. In the first scene when Travolta as Gotti speaks right to the camera, I knew I was in for a fun ride. It was like they threw 12 different scripts into a blender, and this is what we got. A bad movie I enjoyed watching.

Some IMDb trivia:

"Quite possibly setting a new world's record, the film had 58 producers".

"Director Kevin Connolly has stated publicly that he had a feeling the film would turn out poorly when he found out that he had only 20 days to complete principal photography on a film that is supposed to cover over 40 years. The fallout of the film eventually hospitalized Connolly due to anxiety attacks as a result of the overwhelmingly poor reception of the final product."

u/dasuberdog11 — 7 days ago
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The Dungeonmaster, AKA Ragewar(1984) Tubi. A demonic wizard challenges a computer genius to a series of silly tests with his girlfriend as the prize. One of the tests includes heavy metal, the horror! Mostly he just uses his armband computer to shoot pew pew lasers.

Jeffrey Byron is the dull hero, Richard Moll is the awesome wizard. Kind of a low rent anthology with multiple writer/directors including Charles Band. 

Full disclosure, I came across this movie after seeing Gina Calabrese nude in the movie "The Vals". She's also briefly naked in this during a dream sequence right at the beginning. This movie could have easily been PG if not for that sequence which has zero impact on the film. Not that I'm complaining...

u/dasuberdog11 — 8 days ago
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The Vals (1983) YouTube. Like gag me with a totally bitchin' spoon! The valley girls try to raise $10,000 to save an orphanage. Pretty bad but the girls are cute and I was nostalgic for the Valspeak. Grody to the MAX!

Includess Chuck Connors and John Carradine. Features the hits, "Life is a Party" and "Let's Go Shopping". Originally called "The Valley Girls" but they had to change it because of "Valley Girl" which came out the same year. Check out the cover with the big tittied Statue of Liberty.

u/dasuberdog11 — 9 days ago
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Murphy's Law (1986) Prime. An awesomely crappy Cannon/Bronson violent cop flick. This time Bronson is a depressed, drunk, divorced detective who's framed for killing his stripper ex-wife (Angel Tompkins) and her new husband/boss.

Kathleen Wilhoite absolutely steals this movie. Her insults to mostly cops are hilarious. A small sample: "Pervert. Scrotum cheeks. Jism breath. Camel crotch. Snot-lickin' donkey fart. Dick Tracey. Two-inch-pecker. Scumbag cop. Toejam. Monkey vomit. Fart brains". She and Bronson are a great odd couple.

u/dasuberdog11 — 9 days ago
▲ 65 r/TubiTreasures

Mullholand Falls. In 1950's Los Angeles, a special crime squad of the LAPD investigates the murder of a young woman. Not the best, but a really solid L.A. noir.

A great cast including: Nick Nolte, Jennifer Connelly, Melanie Griffith, Chazz Palminteri, Michael Madsen, Chris Penn, Treat Williams, Daniel Baldwin, Andrew McCarthy, John Malkovich and a brief appearance by Titus Welliver. Trailer in comments.

u/dasuberdog11 — 13 days ago
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Hatchetman (2003) Prime, Tubi. Thirty something year old college students by day, strippers by night are stalked by a killer in a goofy mask. Part Skinemax, part mild-slasher with plenty of unintentional comedy.

Mia Zotolli was the best part of this, she's sooooo bitchy. Tony Curtis plays the club owner but is not listed in IMDb for some reason, perhaps embarrassment.

u/dasuberdog11 — 13 days ago
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My favorite part was when the dad finds the strip club where his daughter is supposedly dancing, immediately orders three shots and three beers and is having the time of his life. I enjoy these '70s films filled with weirdos and low lifes. Filmed in snowy Eugene, Oregon. According to IMDb: "much of the film was shot in an improvisational style as there was no real script. This, along with the film's exploitational elements and frequent nudity, may explain why credited co-screenwriter Barry Levinson has never spoken about the film."

u/dasuberdog11 — 15 days ago
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Objectively bad, but there's the kernel of a good movie inside this fighting to get out. The stripper with tourette's was my favorite. Trailer in comments.

u/dasuberdog11 — 21 days ago
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If you or someone you know would like to learn the basics of pickleball, I have a few openings in my May "Learn to Play Pickleball" classes at the Elmwood Community Center in West Hartford. Classes start Sunday, May 3rd and go for 4 weeks.

There are currently 2 openings in the 8:30am class and 1 in the 12:30pm class

This class is for new players and beginners still learning the basics. In this 4 week course you will learn: rules and scorekeeping, serve and return, volleys, dinking and proper positioning. Join us and get started playing pickleball!

Use this link to sign up, search"pickleball":

https://westhartford.recdesk.com/Community/Program

The deadline to sign up is Friday, May 1st.

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u/dasuberdog11 — 23 days ago