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Imagine an Irish Van Damme kicking every guy in towns ass that's this movie . There's no deep themes or messages here just fighting and shooting and motorbike chases awesome movie.
It's even free on YT
My opinion: I think the one thing I loved about Son Of The Pink Panther is Roberto Benigni. Benigni of course is not as amazing as Peter sellers but He does kinda stays true to the bumbling clumsiness of Sellers’s acting while adding his own sense of comedy so that he’s his own character and not a Clone of Clouseau.
Dir: James Bryan
Imdb: 3.7, RT: 23% , LB: 2.2
Release Date: November 20, 1981
Run Time: 82 Min
Budget: 150,000$/Box Office: ???
Genre: Backwoods Slasher
Fun Fact: The composer, H. Kingsley Thurber, would go on to work on music for multiple video games, including Bart’s Nightmare for the SNES.
This movie has some of the best dubbing ever, blood effects made with ketchup, and a soundtrack that makes your ears beg for mercy.
This is an AI-assisted restoration of Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time, created from the best available source material. This is the original widescreen aspect ratio version of the film, which is incredibly rare to find.
The goal of this project was to improve the viewing experience while preserving the original film as faithfully as possible.
Here is the download link below. Enjoy!
https://archive.org/details/beastmaster-2-through-the-portal-of-time-1991_202608
Restoration Process Included:
Preservation Notes:
No changes were made to the story, performances, or original content. The goal of this project was to preserve the original film while improving the overall video quality.
Source:
[Australian Webrip]
Final Output:
1080p HD restoration
Special Angelz is a truly spectacular display of batshittery about two autistic children from different walks of life becoming friends-- while being overseen by a literal guardian angel who later helps rescue them when one is kidnapped by a mobster whose horrible cruelty is only matched by his taste in interior decorating.
The recent increase in classic action movies mentioned in here reminded me of this. The apex of cinematic pugilism!
3.4/10 IMDb, 2.2/5 Letterboxd.
I actually quite liked this! The shark cg is predictably terrible, but that’s really the only major problem with the movie. The acting is surprisingly solid and there’s some genuinely interesting creative choices here. Check it out.
Major spoilers ahead:
>!When we see the family of three talking with each other on the boat, we know that they’re probably going to die. They’re on board with a killer and this is a shark movie. But we get a surprising amount of personal details from their conversations that makes the viewer care when they do inevitably get eaten by the shark. In a different movie, they’re the main characters.!<
>!Despite the fact that we know Gabe to be a killer from the first time we see him properly, he only kills one person during the events of the film and this is off-screen at the beginning. The actor does a good job showing how the character blends in well with the rest of society and we don’t get a glimpse into his disturbing mind until his final scene.!<
Saw this on Tubi earlier and it's fucking awesome. A J-splatter horror comedy where a disgruntled former employee injects sushi with a serum that turns it into a bunch of flesh-eating monsters. Watch it.
“A master martial artist is kidnapped by a psychotic billionaire who runs a bizarre fighting ring, where combatants must either win or die.”
aka “Fatal Combat”
I recognized several Toronto locations. Kinda fun.
Synopsis:
A small coastal town is in danger, as an unknown power has forced zombie hordes to rise from the depths of the ocean, and now everyone is in danger. Fisherman Hunter Shaw (Ian Ziering) takes the lead of a group of locals to save the survivors and fight.
Of the hundreds of movies on my letterboxd watchlist Zombie Tidal Wave (2019) is the one I’m looking forward to the most.
There’s absolutely no chance this doesn’t rock my world, if only I could find it streaming somewhere I can access.
Has anyone seen it?
Tell me it’s worth the wait!
I didn't have anything to do today so I decided to take some shrooms and find a bad movie. I think of myself somewhat a connoisseur of bad movies at this point in my life. Yet little did I know I was about to slip down one of the most bizarre rabbit holes I've ever found myself in! It is so difficult to explain how terrible these films are... I started with "office Tokyo decadence" which to even call a student film would be an insult to film students. This is just 🫨 kind of at a loss for words, it's just so bonkers. It's 90 minutes of a woman in a room repeating the same 10 lines of dialogue over and over and over, with shots overlapping and replaying while she exposits some pseud deep bullshit a plastic mask. I felt bad for the girl. I almost felt like she was under durrest! Then I thought maybe it's her boyfriend's film and so that piqued my interest. That's how I came across the name. Jamie Grefe. I moved on to the next film called "dance the Kung Fu" bro, this film kind of broke my brain. The guy does not know how to edit at all. There is zero editing. There are no retakes, nothing. There was even once where he said "cut" Then you could tell the cameraman pressed the pause button. One woman was clearly so uninterested in being there. I'm guessing she just really needed the money, there's no plot. There's no continuity, it's all ad-libbing & riffing sometimes the women act him into a corner and throws him off which was hilarious to see. It's so baffling at this point I realized it's four guys just trying to hang out with women, the craziest thing is these aren't even skinflix. There's no nudity. There's not even a sex scene. I don't know if this is just some weird voyeurism fetish or something that I just don't understand, but I kept going down the rabbit hole. I watched one called "robot girlfriend, revenge" which only got worse. That poor girl seemingly had to stay in the house all day with this guy and he has her acting as if she's a robot. Mind you there's no soundtrack or anything, you constantly hear her boots squeaking as she's walking around and looking like a lifeless doll. It's hilarious though. Anytime he tries to touch her. You can visibly see her recoil, he also continuously uses the most fake plastic knife in every movie and honestly I've just spiraled from there bro. I'm still watching these films as I'm typing this cause the madness has consumed me apparently. This genuinely seems like someone's home movies that should have never seen the light of day somehow got distributed?! At this point mind you I am stone sober. I really wish I would have watched this with someone else because it is so surreal. I feel like Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen could NEVER Make something this awful and that's really saying something. I don't know if anyone else has seen these or not. I don't know if I stumbled upon someone's private movies even though it has opening & end "credits". It's so crazy dude, I would genuinely advise caution because that is a very slippery rabbit hole
I just walked out of a screening and I have no words. The title card looked like it was made in Windows Movie Maker, and the main character has the facial animation of a 2002 PS2 game. I checked the date on my phone twice. Is this a low-budget art project, an AI glitch, or did I accidentally time-travel back to the early 2000s? How does something like this get made in 2026?
Chris Farley hated this movie so much he cried at its first screening. Lots of people call it a cult classic though.
Basically Farley plays a ninja who goes to Beverly Hills to help some lady. Lots of "fatty fall down" jokes ensue
Also, this has one of the wildest sex scenes in cinema history. If you know, you know.
Citizen vigilante is truly one of the worst movies I've seen. It not only have awful quality but also the logic contradicts itself when he's killing normal people. It's like a 10 year old wrote it and thought he was the greatest ever.
It's not only racist but islamophobic, I was just laughing at it till the end, but it really offended me like wtf do you mean it's islamic studies? How are you talking about something sacred that you don't know anything about.
The fact Elon musk loved this movie tells us who that idiot really is. A movie for idiots KKK white supremacists.
Carver’s Gate was a recent first watch that I hadn’t heard of before this year and I thoroughly enjoyed.
It has monsters, VR, Michael Paré, Michael Paré bum and is the type of movie so dark you can’t see a lot.
Bad movie fans might like it and it’s on Tubi and Prime and YouTube at the moment.
If you are a fan of it I would love to hear recommendations of other movies you enjoy as we’ll likely have a similar taste in trash.