I NEED a cliff skipper noncombat pet.

I NEED a cliff skipper noncombat pet.

If you've spent any time at all in Vvardenfell I hope you've noticed these handsome little dudes! Why are they not available as pets? The graphical assets are already right there, just touch the red wire to the red terminal please! 🙏

u/deformedexile — 15 days ago

How about a Diane x Billy arc?

Think about it:

  • both currently tying up far better characters
  • both just awful in every conceivable way
  • both deserve to be with someone as horrible as the other

How about it, science?

u/deformedexile — 2 months ago

Tues Aug 18th spoilers

Claire running Holden's whole life with nothing but her silent face is so good! !!! I've been bored by her but she really shined today.

Michael was so much fun, as always. And Danny's singing was actually worth listening to, where do I get the album?

Day ahead recap available here: https://yandrrecaps.com/recaps/yr-recap-tue-aug-18-billy-tries-to-turn-holden-jack-draws-a-line-to-protect-johns-legacy-and-kyle-and-victoria-grow-closer/

u/deformedexile — 2 months ago

Billy Abbott is not a good thought partner.

I can't believe Sally has to deal with this guy! Dude, just bring her a milkshake and stfu.

And he went straight from telling Kyle he's sick of shit and not getting involved in any zany revenge plots because he's a family man now to deciding to go full Raiders of the Lost Ark on Chancellor because mommy has a secret, maybe.

u/deformedexile — 3 months ago

The end of an era.

I'm unusual in that I've actually enjoyed the constant kidnappings on Y&R (beats Aristotle Dumas!) Where do you want to see the show go now that JG's reign is ended?

Personally, I want it to get ever crazier, like General Hospital. Maybe Matt eventually heads up Newman Security and transforms it from Keystone Cops to something dynamic and effective.

u/deformedexile — 4 months ago
▲ 25 r/linuxsucks101+1 crossposts

The experiment is OVER, and I'm never touching Linux again!!

I am DONE defending Linux to people. It is not ready and frankly never will be.

  1. It never tells me to do anything. Windows had the decency to remind me to update, back up, sign in, finish my profile, restart. Linux just sits there, pretending I know what I'm doing. I booted it up and it just drops me into the jungle like I'm supposed to already know how how to survive there. No reminders, nothing. Cold!

  2. You get what you pay for, and I paid for nothing. I went looking for a support number to yell at and there ISN'T ONE. There's a forum. Some guy named Klaus "helped" me, except his "solution" was half a dozen DOS commands typed into a little black box, and he would NOT admit it was DOS. Kept calling it something else. I know DOS when I see it, Klaus. Real software costs money because real software doesn't make you type.

  3. It let me set a resolution that looks like garbage. I picked the wrong one (fine, mistakes happen) and instead of stopping me, instead of KNOWING BETTER, it just did it. Everything's stretched and blurry now and the OS has no opinion about that whatsoever. A real system would've overridden me, or better yet not even listed ugly modes, and snapped to the one that actually looks right.

  4. The fix was MY responsibility somehow. Something broke and there was no support agent, nothing. Klaus tells me "it's just a config file." The config file lives 8 folders deep in /var/bin/opt/fuck or whatever, and I'm supposed to be able to track it down, and I am apparently supposed to edit it myself. With what?? WHERE IS NOTEPAD?! I don't want to "locate the file." I want to call someone I'm paying, who remotes into my machine and fixes it while I watch. That's how computers work.

  5. Six years on this laptop and it will not give me an excuse to upgrade. I get a stuttering 35 fps in Cyberpunk 2077, but it still runs my work stuff without a hiccup, still boots quickly. So I just sit there at 35 fps, technically functional, unable to look my wallet in the eye and say "we need to spend $2000." A real OS would've fallen apart by now and SET ME FREE.

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u/deformedexile — 4 months ago
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just r(ule)oasting myself

Didn't realize I was getting hit on last night until I was leaving in the uber

u/deformedexile — 4 months ago

If I get a raise I'm in deep shit, and I'm really good at my job

I'm so excited to finally have a career again, but I live in the US, so I only have health insurance because I've been indigent.

The problem is, I'm really kicking butt at work, and I'm one raise away from going over the income limit for my insurance... and I just got an MRI that requires me to see a bunch of specialists. Its not great; paralysis is on the table.

Dinner is a microwave pizza with sauteed onions with soy sauce, extra cheese, turmeric, and ​mayo. Roast away and feel free to report me for pizza crimes. If I'm not apprehended I will do it again, its my actual favorite meal.

u/deformedexile — 4 months ago

Which characters do you find most irritating?

For me it's definitely Traci. She needs to get off Jack's back about saving his marriage. If he wants to be done sniffing after Diane's shit, please let him be done!

Billy and Sally are a close second, though. Either of them in isolation is so much better than the two of them together. Somebody needs to break their asses up!

u/deformedexile — 5 months ago

Victor is hitting that, right?

This is why he doesn't give a shit if Nikki ever forgives him. Patty doesn't seem to be staying at the Athletic Club... where is she? Victor's bed!

u/deformedexile — 5 months ago