u/dicksuckerfistfucker

di ko alam kung pano ko to ikekwento nang hindi natatawa HAHAHAHAHHAHA, back when i was 8th grade i was one of the top of my class and ayoko talagang umaabsent to the point na kahit anong sakit hindi ako mapipigilang pumasok. one time, i had a really bad diarrhea and i never knew why. wala akong kinain or what but i started to think about the nutella that my nana gave me, it was fckng expired and i regret eating it 😭😭

pag kumakain kasi ako hindi ko na tinitigan yung expiration date which is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

so dahil di nga ako umaabsent, pumasok pa rin ako kahit sobrang sama ng pakiramdam ko. Diarrhea + Fever as the cherry on top 😭

sobrang sakit ng tyan ko nung first period namin and nag cr ako, so medyo gumaan naman pakiramdam ko ng mga ilang hours. not until naramdaman ko nanaman na masakit tyan ko nung 4th to the last period na namin 😭

akala ko naootot lang ako because i felt like i was about to fart, well normal naman kasi sa classroom na nag oototan HAHAHAHHAHAHA. so tinry ko ilabas

pag labas nya, may naramdaman ako na medyo wet and liquidy substance sa tewup ko and wala pa kong dobleng short non which is underwear and palda lang suot ko kasi nga naiinitan poque ko AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

andaming nag reklamo na amoy ebak daw and they were like "who the fuck shit on their pants" and so kunyari inosentw ako, nag paalam ako sa prof namin na mag c-cr ako. thankfully pumayag naman sya but still kinabahan ako bago mag paalam kasi he was talking about bawal lumabas or mag cr mid-class, i told him na it is my red days so sabi ko mag papalit ako napkin.

habang nag lalakad ako palabas ng room namin, nakahawak ako sa pwet ko kasi nafefeel ko na tumatagos na sya sa palda ko and andaming naka tingin sakin 😭😆

nung naka cr na ko, nag poop ako saglit kasi nga ayaw ng kaibigan ko na pinag aantay sya (nag pasama ako, just incase). then ang ginawa ko sa underwear ko, tinapon ko don sa bintana ng comfort room 😭

pag akyat namin ng friend ko, kinakabahan ako kasi palda nalang suot ko non and baka pag bumukaka ako makikita nila kipaylu ko HAHAHHAHA

nang hingi ako alcohol sa isa naming friend then inalcoholan ko talaga buong bottom part ko, wala na kong pake kahit mabasa palda ko sa alcohol mawala lang talaga yung amoy 😭

till this day, hindi pa rin alam ng mga classmate ko yon and only i and my mom knows that literal shit happened.

naging lesson sya for me kaya tuwing nag kakasakit ako di na ko pumapasok 😭😂🤣

just kinda curious and wanna learn hehe, i thinks it's hyperpop or distortedcore idk but it's really catchy and it's been scratching my ear for months now and i wanna learn how to make a similar beat like that

why is she always having problem with the artist after collabing w them like... just curious

exmp.

- Shane Clay

- CrapFace

- Cxle

- Alxzne

and idk but i think there's more...

it's js fucked up that all of them have no fear of messing with our queen... like if I'm personally close with each of these artists id tell em "girl, that's the AYESHA EROTICA"

okay so I've been thinking alot like what if Ayesha is on the fame level as Slayyyter or other artist that found a way out of khia asylum.

my take is if only she aint scared to blow up she would've been big just like Nicki's prime from 2010-2016, but i respect her decisions tho as long as she's happy living 💕

I've always have the gut that every time she drop something, she is getting bigger and bigger. so let's support her on her upcoming new album yall!! this is her moment. 🌹💐

mine is like... "my pussy taste like gatorade" coz girl... she was the only girl to ever say that since the big bang, literally pen is on fire.

am i tripping or ever since ayesha said she's going to drop an album on summer these little shits from music industry started dropping album and singles and everything on SUMMER TOO 😭✌🏻

i bet they're trying to block her off the charts cause they know she's too powerful (ps this is sarcasm so bitch if youre too serious in life get the fuck outta here)

just learned that ayesha can be also a benefit for us, like example... she had helped me with my transitioning as trans and with my school tests.

first.. about transitioning

at 13 i started transitioning at trans and it took me years to look more feminine (mind you, i started listening to ayesha when i was 12) and my next step was to voice training but I don't have enough money to go on a face to face vocal session. i started watching videos on youtube but i can see no progress, a fact about me is when im singing songs like vbs and vibing to it, i wanted my pitch to go along accurately as how she sings it so i eventually sang vbs FOR A WHOLE YEAR and i naturally learned how to raise my larynx and now i saw the progress of how feminine i sound now, it's basically like ayesha taught me voice training but without a fee or any practices. i just naturally learned how to sound like a tranny female and I don't know if that was considered as a talent.

next is in my sex education.

when i was on 8th grade I'm inside a health class and they were teaching us about sex (like hiv and more) and we had this 1-50 items to answer (i was 13 by that time, i wasn't proud that i was exposed to ayesha at such a young age) and i realized that ayesha yapped about these drugs and shits (yes, there were drugs and other shits on the test like safe sex and girl...) I ACED THE FUCKING TEST LIKE I GOT IT ALL PERFECT AND THEY WERE ASKING ME HOW WHEN ALL I DO IS LITERALLY JUST SLEEP ON HEALTH CLASS... i told them i listen to Ayesha Erotica and she sang songs related to our health lesson/topic and also when i was asked to recite all the drugs that i know, i started reciting the outro of "Drugs" where she sampled dealer by S3RL and i went like "cocaine, ecstasy, dope, crack, ghb+++++" and i kept blahblahblah and they were so impressed but at them same time weirded out because they're wondering how at such a young age i know all about that...

AYESHA IS AN EDUCATIONAL ARTIST EVERYONE! SHE CAN EVEN TRANSFORM YOU INTO A CUNTY BARBIE BRATZ DOLL WITH LIP PLUMPED OUT WITH JUST A SINGLE SONG

like... what would happen if maddy or cassie finds out that jules and nate had a thing back in their highschool times.. would it be similar to "cass, i have a quick question" on s2? 😭✌🏻

so I've been listening to her album sour for like six months now? i really wanted to get some advice on you guys on anything that i should know about her! I'm a new fan and i wanna get to know her more like you guys do 💕💕

how do i turn off Netflix's auto debit? I've actually unsubscribed to it but it still doing auto debit... I'm scared for my life rn as my father is really fragile about money and he's going maniac because a money was deducted to his g-cash account.

please someone help me and how do i even get the money back.