


I designed a capybara that came out looking like a defect. He's mad about it. So am I...... a little.
This is Gerald. He's a capybara and he's not happy about it.
Here's the part I haven't really explained yet. There's a machine, and it makes one of these a day. I don't fully get to choose what comes out. So far every single one has arrived annoyed about something, and I've stopped assuming that's a coincidence.
Somewhere behind it there's paperwork. A classification. A disposition. I'm still reading it and I don't love where it's going.
Gerald's the first one I've let out. Four colors, about 62 mm, free profile on MakerWorld if you want your own: https://makerworld.com/en/models/3190288-grumpy-capybara-figure-made-by-the-machine