"Wow Bob! These fireworks are great! Hey, where's boopkins?"
▲ 130 r/SMG4

"Wow Bob! These fireworks are great! Hey, where's boopkins?"

u/drdoodoot — 1 day ago
▲ 107 r/SMG4

Girl is overcome with joy upon being given a Christmas gift

u/drdoodoot — 13 days ago
▲ 9 r/btd6

lost a freeplay co-op game because my useless teammates all left

u/drdoodoot — 22 days ago
▲ 28 r/MurderDrones+1 crossposts

Cyn didn't do anything wrong.

I don't think Cyn was ever in the wrong throughout the entire show and every act they partook in was entirely justified.

Starting off with the most heinous allegations, mass genocide and destruction of the planet. Personally, I feel as if it's a bit disingenuous to pin the blame on Cyn for earth's destruction and the extinction of humanity. Take a look at our real world, constant wars, destruction, and climate change all caused solely by humanity. Humans were gonna kill themselves anyways. Cyn was just ending it early and preventing additional years of suffering and torment caused by changes in the earth (changes caused by humanity, might I add).

Another similar allegation was another count of attempted genocide and destruction of another planet, this time it being copper-9 and the worker drones rather than earth and humans. The claim of another count of genocide is verifiably incorrect. The genocide of worker drones was carried out by N, V, and J. Not Cyn.

"But they were working with Cyn". So what? How do we know that Cyn told them specifically to kill worker drones? They killed worker drones to stop their systems from heating up, but how do we know that this "heating up" thing was caused by Cyn? They could've done it themselves. Another thing I want to note: notice how the moment Cyn shows up on Copper-9 the mindless killing of worker drones mostly stops?
curious.

As for the destruction of Copper-9, that fixed itself within a day, so no harm no foul.

Another allegation is about her wearing Tessa's skin. This is true, although people do often leave out crucial information. Tessa was a grave robber who stole the hair off corpses for her robots. This is a blatant immoral thing to do, disrespecting the dead. It's only justice that Tessa befalls a similar fate.

Now there are some other things such as erasing N's memories, being a jerk to Uzi, and also probably torture, but that's also all defendable.

"Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" is a very important rule to live by. Assuming the worst of people can lead to innocent people facing consequences for another's actions. Cyn has never been sent to court, much less proven guilty for anything.
Therefore: she did nothing wrong.

TLDR: the only thing cyn is guilt of is being a silly lil guy

u/drdoodoot — 23 days ago

drama content on youtube is a fucking parasite

You can mix and match the thumbnails like it's fucking skylanders swap force

"IT'S OVER"
"FINALLY OVER"
"FINALLY DONE"
"HE'S OVER"
"HE'S DONE"
"SHE'S DONE"
"FINALLY CAUGHT"

Even the fucking pics in the thumbnails are the same. this shit is absolutely ridiculous.

this shit is fucking bonkers. he made 12 fucking vids about this single dude and his stupid fucking dog, each over half an hour, each with over 300k views. Minimum.

This guy is a symptom of a larger issue that is drama content as a whole. These leeches manufacture the most dumb fucking bullshit every single day just to continue this cycle of shit.

>someone says/does something dumb (optional)
>dipshits rant for 30 mins over jack shit
>upload with zero editing at all
>other dipshits make response vids equal in quality
>original dipshits make responses to other dipshits
>repeat until they all drop dead
>profit

i fucking hate channels like this with every fibre of my being. each of these guys will be going until they're pensioners and it is pathetic. none of these people actually give a shit about anything. each of these people are pure scum.

fuck channels like this

u/drdoodoot — 1 month ago
▲ 201 r/SMG4

happy pride month yall. dont let bigots erase who you are.

u/drdoodoot — 1 month ago
▲ 40 r/SMG4

Clench directly caused the end of SMG4 and I can prove it.

Within the video "SMG4: No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie", a power outage occurs. In this video, Clench and meggy fight over who can open the trap door to the basement. Their competitiveness eventually led to Tari taking a closer look and figuring out how to open the trap door into the basement, where the rest of the puzzlevision arc would play out.

Eventually, it concluded with Mr Puzzles being launched far away, us later learning that he landed in the garbage dump, where he'd then make is return after Mario (unknowingly) dragged him out. This would then lead into the rest of the puzzlevision saga, eventually ending in WOTFI2025 which concluded in SMG4 deciding to retire.

The reason I claim that this is all Clench's fault is that if it weren't for him growing competitive with Meggy right before puzzlevision, then they would've never gotten into the basement, preventing the puzzlevision arc from happening, or at least stalling it until AFTER smg4 had built the meme factory. This would've resulted in Mr Puzzles never meeting Leggy.

What this then means is that while WOTFI2024 may have still played out mostly the same (except Meggy is also there I guess), Guns n' Puzzles would've been completely different. Mr Puzzles would've never betrayed Mr WPNZ, meaning that not only would they have stayed friends, but WOTFI2025 would also never happened, meaning that SMG4 would've just went to the internet archive and would've gotten inspiration for more vids.

Not only did Clench as his stupid fucking attitude rob us of more SMG4, but he also robbed us of more old man yaoi.

he honestly may be worse than francis. i might have to look into that.

TLDR: the butterfly effect is a bitch and so is clench

u/drdoodoot — 1 month ago
▲ 324 r/SMG4

did they forget boopkins was a kid or something?

u/drdoodoot — 1 month ago
▲ 75 r/SMG4

haven't been able to post reviews for a while, but i'm back and this new vid was pretty good.

a shroomy vid? in this economy? more likely than you think!

this vid was really good honestly. shroomy is one of my personal favourite characters, so i am a little biased, but i enjoyed it alot.

the plot was a bit dumb, shroomy and mario both unknowingly hacking the government was a bit hard to buy, but the execution was fairly well done. im happy they did more with shroomy than "guys did you know about anti-shroomy guys" because it feels like that's all they've done with him in the past 5 or 6 years, which is honestly crazy to think about.

however, this isn't really a "plot" vid. this video focuses more on comedy, so how was the humour? well, the jokes were pretty good mostly. they were funny and none overstayed their welcome. overall, the vid was fairly funny, even i feel bob's cameo kinda fell flat .

the reference to the vid where toad was president was neat, i like how it was just a background easter egg rather than halting the video to a halt just to reference something years ago.

as i briefly mentioned, i'm happy that they aren't just doing another anti-shroomy plot. i feel like it's just really overplayed and i'm happy that they're doing more with him than just recycling the same few stories. anti-shroomy is a very one-note character, who unlike normal shoomy, doesn't really have any entertaining dynamics with other (regularly appearing) characters.

speaking of dynamics, the dynamic between mario and shroomy was pretty good. not much to say besides it was funny.

overall, a solid 8/10.

i wasn't able to post reviews for the last 2 vids, so i'll quickly summarise my thoughts here:

café chaos:
alright vid i suppose, but i'm starting to get tired of smg3. he's not a bad character but goddamn they cannot go 5 minutes without using him. the jokes were average and the plot was meh. overall just felt like more 3x4 shipping bait (as if we didn't have enough).
5/10

stupid mario baseball:
it was good, but nothing particularly noteworthy. jokes were kinda hit or miss, although they were mostly hits rather than misses. mario's and meggy's dynamic was written pretty well too. meggy felt alot more like how she was back in 2017-2019, which was pretty refreshing, even if i don't have any issues with her current characterisation like some people do.
7/10

overall, vids have been pretty good. i'm happy that the general quality is starting to increase because the earlier vids this year felt like a total coin toss. either they were great, or genuine dogshit, but the vids are starting to pick up in quality and i'm excited to see how this year continues.

or maybe doing these reviews made me into a miserable little bitch baby and the forced break i had to take because my account got banned due to some jackass impersonating me sending out phishing links made me way more positive towards the newer vids since i no longer needed to critique each vid in every possible way imaginable.

really either is possible.

u/drdoodoot — 1 month ago
▲ 329 r/SMG4

mods, i swear on my life that this isn't a shipping post

u/drdoodoot — 2 months ago