▲ 22 r/DunderMifflin
OH YEAH!!
You really have to say “Oh yeah!” every time you eat a candy bar?!
u/dustkid245 — 10 days ago
▲ 20 r/TrueDetective
Key on my eyes, dipshit. See if I’m whistling Dixie.
If they don’t give you life, I’ll have every inch of your flesh removed with a cheese grater, starting with your prick.
u/dustkid245 — 1 month ago
▲ 19 r/DunderMifflin
OH, BANG BOOM, SAY CLUMP! WHY HELLO EVERYBODY!
What are you doing?!
u/dustkid245 — 1 month ago
▲ 42 r/DunderMifflin
Well Jim, where I'm from, there's two types of folk! Those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper!
Which type ain't you ain't?
u/dustkid245 — 2 months ago
▲ 24 r/DunderMifflin
I just thought if I could blow up all the All-Star games, the trophies would explode and then everyone would be covered in gold like me!
That is so sad, Goldenface!
u/dustkid245 — 2 months ago
▲ 53 r/DunderMifflin
Jan, you’re dropping an A-bomb on me here!
Really, I’m dropping an atomic bomb on you, Michael?
u/dustkid245 — 3 months ago
▲ 34 r/icecream
Haagen Dazs Mango Sorbet on a hot day = a perfect treat to cool off
u/dustkid245 — 3 months ago
▲ 30 r/DunderMifflin
I know a ton of 13 year old girls that could kick Dwight’s ass
u/dustkid245 — 3 months ago
▲ 46 r/thebindingofisaac
I BEAT DELIRIUM
Holy shitttt fuck yeah gnawed leaf + orbital chunky fly for the win! (Yes it’s cheesy but so is the boss, and all’s fair in love and war).
The poison touch was so good for the chest (that’s where I got it). When I got the angel deal item, I thought maybe i had a chance. When I found the D6 and gnawed leaf I knew I could win, but there were some close calls, since I fought many new enemies and bosses this time!
Went through Dross and Mines, but couldn’t get the knife parts. Ah well, still got four completion marks. My first delirium kill has made me delirious! :D
u/dustkid245 — 4 months ago
▲ 32 r/TheSimpsons
Dad, I’ll spare you the embarrassment of admitting you don’t know who Sideshow Bob is!
Phew!
S6E5
u/dustkid245 — 4 months ago
▲ 151 r/TheSimpsons
What’s the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me?!
S7E5
u/dustkid245 — 4 months ago
▲ 36 r/DunderMifflin
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
Fine, I took her back to her hotel. We made out for a while, she talked about her divorce for 5 hours, she fell asleep on my arm.
u/dustkid245 — 4 months ago
▲ 172 r/DunderMifflin
Wait so what’s that mean? Cuz we’re not comin’ in Saturday
Dogs, you know…you guys thought I was serious?
u/dustkid245 — 4 months ago