u/enor246

[ILL RATE THEM OFF HOW ENJOYABLE I THINK THEY ARE]

alr gng heres my plan:

1. get at least 6 9s and all the rest 8s in my GCSEs
2. get all A+s in A levels
3. get a part time job in year 13
4. go to a good uni and study architecture, get an undergraduate
5. go do sum work as an architect assistant probably idk
6. go back to uni AGAIN and get a masters degree
7. do my final exam n become an architect
8. enter lots of design competitions and open my own studio
9. become famous and wealthy from my cool buildings
10. make a ton of really cool houses n buildings n stuff
11. idk become really rich and design my own massive mansion with like 5 swimming pools and a big slide somewhere
12. travel the world in my big yacht

probably aint gonna happen but i can dream okay 💀 if you see a cool house one day hey you never know i might have built ts..

[[forgot to mention but if im successful ill lwk js start my own clothing brand at one point. plan B if none of this works out is stand up comedy or being a chud unemployed youtuber]]

i thought r/2028_Alevels was enough

bro i expected myself to be stressed asf and slaving over revision like 3 hrs a day but man idk ive hardly actually done anything and i dont really mind? like ive only revised about 3-4 hours in total since the start of y11 (pretty much js english lit) and i have zero regrets over it at all

even the lessons are so much more chill than the other years 😭 i js eat and mess about (unless its actually an important lesson) for an hour, teachers usually have food in the lessons for us too. i usually bring a bag of sweets to school and js hand them out in lessons, whenever i have a revision session i find some unblocked games site and find the most ridiculous games possible n play them with my friends

my mom doesnt tell me to revise, she js says like "do what you gotta do to get at least 7s in everything" and lets me do whatever tf i want ❤️‍🩹 why is school suddenly fun when we gotta leave next week

gng what if we all decide to collectively put the exact same statistic like “studies from dr goole of brumley university show that X% of people Y” 😭🙏 WE are gonna get grade 9s bro

BRO i was js sat down in like the first half an hour of my history exam and some bum pulled the fire alarm and got us all evacuated 😭😭😭 we all had to social distance outside while the invigilators walked around and checked we werent talking ts felt like we were in jail 💔 the alarm scared tf out of me and threw me off real bad but hey at least we get special consideration now?

we all had to evacuate the building for 10 mins how much added marks r we gonna get 😭 ive heard its anywhere from 1%-5% (i didnt even revise bro ts lwk might have saved my ahh)

first thing i thought when i saw ts paper was stealth at thorpe park ❤️‍🩹 ts literally 63 metres tall too 🙏

maybe this is just me overthinking tf out of everything but WHAT do you even do at prom bro i gotta know before i pull up 💔 do i gotta just kinda sit in a pub and drink fruit punch for like 3 hours (i am NOT dancing bro 😭🙏)

i dont wanna show up n realise that i have no idea what people actually do at prom. do i need to learn to dance?? do we gotta make seating arrangements or smth i dont wanna sit on a table with absolute bums who ive never spoken to in my life 🥀 sry dawg i just like knowing what to expect before i do smth i HATE surprises

THEY GENUINELY TOLD US THAT STUDY LEAVE IS OUTDATED, NO SCHOOLS DO IT ANYMORE AND THAT WE DONT WANT IT 💔 WE DIDNT SAY THAT!!! WE STILL HAVE TO GO INTO SCHOOL AND DO OUR LESSONS AS USUAL EVEN IF WE HAVE FINISHED EVERY EXAM FOR EVERY LESSON!?!? WE CANT EVEN GO HOME AFTER AN EXAM FUCK THIS CHUD SCHOOL

ive decided im gonna make my own study leave ❤️‍🩹 im keeping my ass at home unless theres an exam and i am getting tf outta there as SOON as the exam is over... ts literally what im doing right now they tried to make us come in today 💀 my poor poor friends birthday is today and bro STILL had to go in 😭🙏

tf they gonna do, suspend me for bad attendance?? 😭 i wasnt gonna come in anyway gng

a few days ago i made a post about my corny friend but HES NOT EVEN THE WORST ONE 💔

i swear im like a magnet for cornballs, no matter how much i try and get away from them they always find their way to me. theres this girl whos in my class (i dont even like her bro but she thinks were friends) and shes SOMEHOW twice as bad as the hazbin hotel guy

she genuinely tried to beat the shit out of me for asking her not to pick up cakes in the canteen and put them back on the counter. (she doesnt wash her hands and showers like once a week).. she threw a punch at my head and almost knocked me over IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CANTEEN with SEVERAL PEOPLE WATCHING and said smth like "I dont let other people tell me what to do..." bro the sheer second hand embarassment hurt more than the concussion ever did

she also does this thing where whenever i accidentally piss her off (last week bro kicked me in the shin because i told her the answer to a question she got wrong) she will tilt her forehead forwards with wide eyes, make eye contact for a solid 10 seconds and when i laugh (its funny as hell) she UNIRONICALLY says sum shit like "Why do you laugh when you're intimidated.." 🙏🥀

shes also adds "fuck" onto the end of every sentence and whenever im like "LANGUAGE bro theres a teacher right behind us" she says smth like "oh fuck off bitch.. i've heard you say even WORSE shit" (i dont swear in real life 🙏)

not the same person btw but one of her friends tried on one of my friends glasses (not a cornball btw 🥹 ily twin) and he GENUINELY said infront of the whole class "i kinda look like a mysterious anime protagonist... " i dont wanna judge people off their interests, personally i dont think watching anime is corny at all but BRO 💔

ts school HAS to be a social experiment atp... i just had to rant about my classmates rq does anyone elses school have this many cornballs or is it just mine 😭🙏

gng maybe she just thought the disinfectant was sprite or something 💔

alright i have this friend and we have been really close for like 5 years now. unfortunately about a week ago he discovered the horror that is hazbin hotel and he does not shut THE FUCK UP about it 💔 im not one to judge peoples interests but its gotten to the point that he is LOUDLY singing the songs IN LESSON and getting us both weird looks.

he has also started getting a weird obsession with some random character and quotes him every other sentence. bro drew him on his leavers shirt too and sends pics of him to the group chat.... he has also corrupted another guy in the friend group and they sing the songs together (although he isnt AS obnoxious about it)

i thought it wasnt that bad until HE WROTE A HAZBIN HOTEL FANFICTION FOR HIS LANGUAGE PAPER 1 💔 i dont wanna ask him how it went but apparently it was EXPLICIT 🙏

he has also started swearing to the point that hes getting pulled up by the teachers... im not even kidding i decided to keep a daily swear counter and on friday it hit 52 (FIFTY TWO!!) swears in a single day (i dont even swear irl bro its so weird to hear) i cannot even write some of the things he has loudly shouted to me across the room at school bro its crazy 😭

he has also started referring to me as "husk" because apparently "hes so me" what the FUCK does this mean 🥀 gng has anyone watched the show is that a good thing or not

anyways wish me and bro luck 😭🙏