I finally got a job after 5 minutes! I’m officially a bum!
After 4 years of being unemployed and playing fortnite, i was ready to give up. Then, I decided to go on linkedin to look for jobs. I realized after 5 minutes I will never find a job so I decided i will move into my parents house at the young age of 40 , and my parents agreed to hire me by calling me “offficially a bum”.
My responsibilities include warming the couch with my ass, ordering time sensitive door dash orders off of my dad’s work card, and the hardest part of my role:
making strategic (sports)bets on the future decisions of various multibillion dollar sports leagues. i’m excited for this as i heard i can earn bonuses quickly!
for all those still searching, you can do it, i hope my post inspires you.