I finally got a job after 5 minutes! I’m officially a bum!

After 4 years of being unemployed and playing fortnite, i was ready to give up. Then, I decided to go on linkedin to look for jobs. I realized after 5 minutes I will never find a job so I decided i will move into my parents house at the young age of 40 , and my parents agreed to hire me by calling me “offficially a bum”.

My responsibilities include warming the couch with my ass, ordering time sensitive door dash orders off of my dad’s work card, and the hardest part of my role:
making strategic (sports)bets on the future decisions of various multibillion dollar sports leagues. i’m excited for this as i heard i can earn bonuses quickly!

for all those still searching, you can do it, i hope my post inspires you.

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u/ez7e — 3 days ago

what is this sub’s thoughts on Kevin Love?

Not a wolves fan but randomly thought about Kevin Love in the old days when he was a rebounding machine. Curious what the minnesota fan base thinks about KLove.

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u/ez7e — 3 days ago
▲ 151 r/NBASpurs

Throwback to our 2022 lineup that i irrationally believed was slept on

u/ez7e — 2 months ago
▲ 191 r/NBASpurs

We exceeded all expectations by a million and we're WAY ahead of schedule. Keep your head up! Next year is when things really start.

Our season summary

  • Finished with a 62–20 record, marking a massive 28-win improvement from the prior year (Tied for the third-best regular season record in Spurs history)
  • Eliminated the defending champion Thunder and became Western Conference Champions
  • Made the 2026 NBA Finals and had double-digit leads in every Finals game
  • Second-youngest team to reach Finals
  • Wemby finished as MVP finalist, first ever unanimous DPOY, 1st team All-NBA

Keep in mind:

  • Media thought we would be a low 40 win team, and barely make play-in
  • Our core players are under 23 years old: This is Wemby's 3rd year (2nd full year considering blood cot last year), Castle's 2nd year, Harper's 1st year
  • Wemby showed he is built for the moment. For the majority of the playoffs he was the best player on the court. Yes, his offense and stamina was in question at times, he made emotional mistakes, but his defense undeniably affected the dynamic of each series.
  • We had no veterans with REAL playoff experience (besides a hobbled HB) who we could depend on. Even our coach is a first full-year coach
  • If Fox played AVERAGE and gave us ~15 points a game on like >50% shooting, there's a VERY GOOD chance we win the championship

It makes complete sense why we're villains now. It's unfair, how quickly we became contenders. We're basically a bunch of kids with zero experience, while the majority of contenders were battle tested and went through rounds and rounds of heartbreak in past years to get to here.

Fans are salty, and they're trying to find anything to criticize Wemby. It’s funny to think if we actually won the chip reddit would’ve had a complete meltdown about ref conspiracy, how Wemby is an arrogant hypocrite, how we beat injured teams, and we’d be even more hated than we are now lol.

I 100% believe Wemby and the core will come back hungry and will have an amazing off season. GSG!!!

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u/ez7e — 2 months ago

On the plus side, that collapse made me completely numb to any shit that we get from knicks, okc or other fans in general. because we know we did that to ourselves

i was so annoyed before this game by our opp fans and their constant complaining. all their complaints about refs and shit. but we deserve all the shit we are getting from this loss.

everyone on the team deserves it, like HOLYYYY CHOKE

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u/ez7e — 2 months ago
▲ 197 r/NBASpurs

Let’s get delusional, Spurs in 6 baby, GSG TILL I DIE

Okay hear me out. We have the talent. We’ve shown flashes there in our runs to overwhelm the knicks. Wemby when he turns it on is the best player in the world. Harper can get to the rim whenever he wants.

We need to guard the three better, not make stupid turnovers, and just play out of our minds. but we can do it. i believe. I know wemby believes.

We’ve also shown we play better with our backs against the wall.

SPURS IN 6 BABY LFG

DELULU IS THE SOLULU

DONT FORGET HOW FAR WEVE COME. WEVE BEEN DOWN SINCE THE FUCK ZAZA DAYS. FROM THE IM JUST HERE TO SIMP FOR DEJOUNTE MURRAY DAYS.

WE SURVIVED THE BRYN FORBES AND LONNIE WALKER STARTING LINEUP DAYS. LET THE BUFFALO ROAM. HES NOT AN ALLSTAR HES A SUPER STAR. WE HOOPIN.

also stay off r/nba for now for your mental health. i live in nyc and im not paying it any mind, let the knicks fans and sorry okc fans celebrate. POUND THE FUCKING ROCK.

u/ez7e — 3 months ago