
u/fartinmyfuckingmouth

TTGFU by apparently just discovering what a period is
Mike Chase in “YET ANOTHER” sexual assault lawsuit
Key word from every news source the past few days being “ANOTHER”
STOP SUPPORTING A CHILD KILLING, RAPEY FUCKING BUSINESS OWNER
Between the Hitler stache eyebrows and 2/3 of his own stache and the baby rat tail on his chin, I….
Has anyone else ever seen “What You Wish For”?
It’s a very dark comedy/psychological/twist/horror on Hulu. I loved it, but I’ve never heard anyone else irl or on here ever mention it.
Don’t spoil it for yourself if you want to watch it! I always go in 99% blind to most movies anyway because it just ruins it for me to already know shit that happens and trailers are pretty bad about doing that sometimes. For psychological twists especially, which is my favorite genre overall.
I also only like butter that hasn’t witnessed a murder and had to relocate its entire life
A woman undergoing a cervical conization procedure at a hospital suffered a wide range of burns to her thighs and rear after a laser ignited her fart and caused an explosion; afterwards, researchers replicated the event using a test doll, a laser, and a bucket of lean beef with intestinal gases.
improbable.comStalker Dasher
I placed an order on Thursday around 1:30am, which is a normal time for that restaurant and I’ve placed orders there around that time many times. I’ve been a loyal DASH PASS customer for over a decade; I place an order every single week, sometimes multiple times a week. However..
When I placed my order Thursday, I experienced the most egregious and wild experience I’ve ever encountered with DD. My instructions state “leave at the door,” and I always direct message my dashers to ensure they… leave it at my door, but also with explicit instructions as to where (for me it’s literally at my door, it’s nothing wild.)
I was forced to find a new place to live with less than a month’s notice and my new place is in an extremely sketchy area and l live alone. And, it was nearly 2am. When the dasher arrived, she kept messaging “come out here.” Which I felt already was odd. I eventually responded “I’m sorry, I don’t feel comfortable coming outside, please just leave my order on my porch.”
After a minute or so, the app stated my order was delivered but there was no picture of the delivery nor confirmation from the dasher, so I scoured around my living area, and there was nothing. As I was walking around, a car zoomed past (my house is extremely close to a main road), and the female driver screamed “good luck getting your order bitch!”
What? The fuck? I then tried to converse with DD support about the instance and the entire time I did so, she kept circling around and around and around my house. Never in my entire life nor my 13 years as a very devoted DD customer have I ever experienced an encounter such as this. I eventually became fearful “for my life” (she had my exact address and clearly was without any provocation extremely aggressive), and I called 911 and the police came out and filed a report.
I reached out to DD for a refund and to file an official complaint against Natalie, but they almost immediately (bot) stated “we’re sorry, we cannot refund you.” I’ve reached out to DD support little times since then, even offering the police report and evidence, but every single time, I’m told I’m not eligible for a refund. I’d just gotten home after a 17 hour shift, had had some drinks, and just wanted a goddamn burrito before passing out before yet another nearly 20 hour shift. 98% of every other time I’ve ever reached out to DD support, they quickly refunded me what I was due. But the one and only time I was threatened and stalked and filed a police report, I am ineligible for my $18 back?
I don’t know why I posted this other than to scream to the highly specific subreddit void of WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?!
I am so beyond my wit’s end with life and things and work and people and this is just the straw that is breaking me. I now get to add the at least possibility of a random hostile dasher staking me for however long and doing god knows what. Even if she isn’t doing that, it still weighs on my mind, and I have beyond more than I can even comprehend on my mind as it is, and I do not know what to do. I have reached out to DD support multiple times since then, constantly begging for a live agent and not a bot, but I just keep being rerouted from bot to bot to bot to the eventual same “we’re sorry, but we don’t owe you shit” message. They’ve never given a reason why. I don’t know what I could have possibly done wrong, but I know that I am not at fault, and not only did I not receive what I paid for by their hired worker, but that I was also threatened and weirdly stalked by them for nearly an hour, and even still, I’m constantly told I cannot and will not be refunded. Even with me stating I will provide all the evidence from the police to prove I’m not just asking for free money. The best they could give me was “We blocked Natalie from being a dasher.”
Do not accept orders from DoorDash via “natalie”
I placed an order over an hour ago on DoorDash. My instructions specify “leave at the door.” When she pulled up, she kept messaged verbatim “come out.” I’m a single female alone in a new place in a sketchy area, and responded “I don’t feel comfortable, I have flashed my porch lights,” and after a little while, I went outside as the app said delivered. She drove by very fast (on Woodland) and shouted out her car window “good luck getting your order bitch!” And proceeded to circle around and around my place. I filed a report with DD and with the police (she has my address!) but knowing DD, they won’t do anything, and the police couldn’t do anything since she wasn’t around. I just wanted a simple late night burrito.
Please bring back scrolling from post rather than screen edge!!!! iOS version 26.5
Bring back the ability to easily anywhere scroll back to the main feed from a post! You said you were working on this bug this past weekend but it still persists!
iOS Cannot easily swipe back to main feed from posts - version 2026.21.0.630876
Used to be able to swipe easily from anywhere on the screen to go back, now have to hard swipe from phone edge. My phone is large and I don’t always have both hands or full finger access to the whole screen, easily swiping back was a great feature that’s now gone with the newest update. Por queee papaaa
What am I supposed to write in Pay To, my name? I do not feel comfortable leaving it blank.
I’ve never money ordered before nor have I ever been asked to do this. Already got the money order like a dingus, not sure what to do next.
Repost: How sketchy is the highlighted red, should this complex be reported, and how fucked am I?
Reposted because I figured out that the highlighted red is not inherently illegal, but is extremely sketchy by asking for a blank check (I’m not dumb, just very stressed), and surely there are others like me (also with no checkbook and zero money order knowledge and the inability to think critically in my current panic situation) how extremely dangerous it is to send anyone a blank check or even have a legitimate business to have the gall to ask for one.
Didn’t get a chance to copy and delete my whole diatribe before I deleted, but basically I went and saw their only two available apartments today. I have less than two weeks to find a new place. She, and all the billion other complexes, told me all their available units have been filled extremely fast, most all just this past weekend. This specific complex required different specifications than the others (eg “blank check,” etc) but way more affordable application and deposit fee than the rest, plus no hidden additional “required amenity fees” which upped the ACTUAL total rent from whatever bullshit rent they claim a unit costs by $200+. The unit I preferred the most already has four applicants as of yesterday.
I’ve never had to deal with a money order before, but I filled out my application and gave it to her, she said my application alone wouldn’t qualify me as a “first come first serve” applicant unless I also supplied the application fee and deposit and would have to come back to either give her both money orders or leave them in the drop box after hours. I threw out my checkbook decades ago, so she said get two money orders, and don’t fill out the Pay To section, in the event my application is denied so they could then refund me. This sounded sketchy af but I… went and did the $350 money order anyway at the Chapman Kroger.
I shopped normally but felt more uneasy with her instructions + everything I read on the money order in my hand + forgot I needed a second money order for the $35 application fee. I took that second time to ask advice from the ladies working the desk about the situation and they both said it sounded sketchy as fuck, do not leave it blank (I wasn’t going to anyway), write the Pay To to Cedar Ridge/(My Name), and either leave it in their drop box (per the leasing agent’s instructions for after hours), or be there in person to deliver it (mildly difficult per my current work schedule, but can be managed because this is $350, and preferable per my hesitance because $350).
My options are what they said, or cancelling the money order (which apparently you have to wait 48 hours to do and even then it costs $15-30 and takes 5-30 business days to receive the refund) and later going to my personal bank and getting a cashier’s check. I only fear doing the latter because it will likely cost me the only two available units left because of time. I liked both apartments and they’re not far from work, I’m not dead set on this complex but apparently the clock is ticking everywhere for everyone for places to rent that aren’t NY prices.
Again, I’m not an idiot, just stressed and stretched thin, and genuinely seeking advice of what to do moving forward, and also if this place should be reported somewhere, because surely there’s some sort of legal gray area of requesting blank checks from just *future applicants*. Literally anyone with a car or feet or hands can access their office, their pool, and their laundry room, all of which are the same area where applications and checks are kept. The office and her desk was left unlocked while she showed me the two apartments, giving full access to all maintenance personnel, tenants, literally anyone. ***Please just be kind and helpful.***
ULPT “How To Get Fuckers To Stop Revving Their Engines”
Image: 20+ mouthbreathing bikers congregating in a (college fucking campus?) parking lot late at night, every night.
OG caption: “I live on the strip next to campus. Is there any way to get the fuckers to stop reving their fucking engines in the parking lot next to the college bars. It’s driving me crazy.”
Personal opinion: I get it, I too hate obnoxious motorcyclists, but also lmfao at complaining about loud sounds *next to the college bars*.