And you are at this urinal, but we do not grant you the rank of big, humongous or gigantic dick energy. It’s just that you lack, ah, a seaman’s essence, if you will. A je ne sais quoi. A metaphysical phallus. I can read your aura and it doesn’t have a dick. So take that.
I’m not transphobic though. Some of you make *my* dick snap to attention.
No one who really wants to be a woman or a man is transitioning to become “trans”. We’re just transitioning to become normal women and men. Same thing if you say you’re a short or talk woman or man. If you think you’re a short man/woman you just see yourself as a short and not a real man/woman like the rest of us. And also yeah I’m not a trans man/woman, transition makes you cis because we’re just real normal men and woman who have. Um. Uh. Well. Uh. Undertaken a certain process. I do not know what adjectives are but I am Very Smart.
/uj Real take I read btw
You claim you have bad dysphoria. Curious, as you have friends you enjoy. Fascinating, since you’re actually very happy sometimes despite it. Intriguing, since you have a really good time doing things occasionally.
NO HAVING FUN!!!!!
I’m looking to get a men’s haircut soon for work-related reasons (not that I think haircuts should be gendered and not to be all we live in a society about it but we live in a society that likes to gender them), and I’ve never been to a barbershop before, but I guess I’m just worried about being treated weirdly as a woman at one when I just want to get my hair cut. It’s currently long-ish (shoulder length) but again I just want to get rid of most of it and get a men’s cut, so it’s not like I’m looking for anything that they wouldn’t be able to do. Is there anywhere that might be an issue, or conversely, has anyone had a good experience as a woman at one? I’m also not looking for anything too upscale if possible, idk what barbershop prices are typically like but I’m on a budget and will have to maintain its length for a few months.