u/fishdognz

I stole this from r/antijokes

So I walked into a bar, and to my utter shock, I saw a man with a big orange head. It was enormous, like ten times the size of a normal head and super round. Like Pops from Regular Show.

So, I went up to the bartender and I discretely asked, "What's with the man with the big orange head?"

The bartender said, "Buy him a drink, and maybe he'll tell you his story."

So, I went up to the man with the big orange head, drink in hand, and he said, "You want to know why I have a big orange head, don't you?"

And I said, "Yes, if you don't mind."

So he said, "Well, I was walking along the beach, and I saw a lamp buried in the sand. I picked it up, brushed off the sand, and out popped a genie! The genie said I could have three wishes. So for my first wish, I wished for money. And millions of dollars rained from the sky and I was rich! For my second wish, I wished for love. And a beautiful woman emerged from the ocean and we were married right then and there."

So I looked at the man with the big orange head and said, "I don't get it. Why do you have a big orange head?"

And he said, "Well, that's where I went wrong. For my third and final wish ... I wished for a big orange head."

How do songwriters who get sole credit write the drum parts if they don't play drums?

I've always wondered how song writing credits get divided up by instrument. Like for example a Nirvana song that is credited solely to Cobain, but did he actually write the drum part, or did he say to Grohl "play this bit like this dun-dun-dun-dun and add a crash here and the roll before the next line" and so on.

Sorry it's hard for me to word this question clearly, perhaps you'll understand what I'm trying to ask.

Anyone know how to get the best out of a situation when buying property from family?

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Currently living with mum, in the house she owns (900k value, 200k mortgage). Wife and I want to buy this property so mum can buy something smaller for herself. Looking to do this in 12-24 months. It would be our first home too. Thank you for your not-financial advice

Edit: I should clarify I mean the best for all of us. I'm not trying to rip my mum off lol

Norm and Adam say they did a "pilot", do they mean the one with super Dave, or was there one before that?

Also, I've seen a clip with his son Dylan, was he on for a whole episode? Is that the pilot?

If anyone has the pilot and/or the Dylan episode, please share. Thanks