▲ 48 r/Fwahaha

Asriel found out that Maddie is dating your dad.

"He found out after opening the wrong door in a Dark World; the poor Azzy caught them coming out of Maddie's room in robes, after... doing... you know...Fahaha. The worst part is that Maddie teased him, saying it was payback for ruining a middle school science project—your poor dad turned bright red. Fahaha. Dess told me Asriel’s been waking up screaming and sweating ever since; he swears he sees Maddie in the windows or hears her saying "I banged your dad" in the hallways. Cheese 'n' Crackers, I think he's losing his mind."

Kris gives their girlfriend a cold look—one of those looks of bewilderment and hatred you only give someone who shares information you didn't want to know.

"Uhh... Kris, I didn't..."

Kris stands up and slowly walks away.

"Hey, Susie told me—I thought our girlfriend had already told you! HEY KRIS, WAIT! I'M SORRY!"

u/future-juice19 — 10 days ago
▲ 241 r/Fwahaha+1 crossposts

Fwahaha, iam so happy for your father.

You know, Kris, I’m happy for your dad; after everything that happened, he and his new girlfriend are doing really well with their baby. Miss Maddie and Mew Mew are having a blast with their new synthetic body (thanks, Mom, for sponsoring them). Who would’ve thought he’d adopt another kid after all this time? ...You know, I like seeing someone move forward after everything that went down. Hey, hey—watch out, take my hand. Kris, I know it’s hard getting used to losing your vision, even though those glasses look good on you, hehe. Look, I love seeing people happy and all, but you really ought to talk to Susie, too. I know you feel guilty and everything, but rushing off to medical school isn't the answer. I know things are... rough between you two, but Susie—she needs you. Maybe even more than I do, and we’re a couple. Just... just promise me you’ll try to work things out... okay?

I'm sorry, Noelle, but I'm tired of promises.

...

What?!

Sometimes I forget what you sound like now that, well... you're yourself again.

Yeah... me too...

u/future-juice19 — 1 month ago

Welcome to the Empire

A friend made the last image and I couldn't help myself, so I ended up doing this

u/future-juice19 — 1 month ago