▲ 86 r/RoastMyCat
This is Bandit. He’s rearing up to attack me because I had to wipe his poopy butthole.
You may remember his previous roast about how he’s a pothead delinquent. He’s healthy, hydrated, and has eaten the same food consistently since he became an adult, and I’m praying to all the higher powers that this is his first and last dingleberry adventure. He was neither calm nor composed during this ordeal and made me chase and wipe him briefly before running away four times before his butthole was clean. Please bring me some comedic relief and roast him after this ordeal that was clearly traumatizing for the both of us
u/gangrenegod — 2 days ago