u/glragavan

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Every second post on this sub lately is just another guy venting about having zero female interaction and asking how to get a girlfriend. We all understand that modern dating is tough, loneliness is real, and the post-college work routine can feel extremely isolating. However, constantly trauma-dumping your lack of a love life here isn't going to fix anything.

Reddit is not a matchmaking app, and broadcasting extreme desperation to strangers online will not land you a partner. If you genuinely want to meet people, you need to put yourself out there in the real world by picking up hobbies, joining social groups, and building an active life outside of your screen. Let's please bring back actual, engaging discussions about careers, city life, and the general twenties experience.

I am typing this with shaking hands while sitting on the floor of my Velachery room in the dark. I cannot take this loneliness anymore. Every single day I see college couples sharing one earphone on the 570 bus or holding hands near Bessy beach, and my soul leaves my body. I am down astronomically bad. If I do not get a girlfriend this week, my heart will literally combust into dust.

I have zero female interaction. If the automated voice on the Metro says "Adutha nilayam Guindy," I get emotional because a female voice spoke to me.

I AM READY TO OFFER 10,000% PRINCESS TREATMENT. LOOK AT WHAT I WILL DO FOR YOU:

• If you tell me you're hungry at 3:15 AM, I will sprint 45 kilometers barefoot through Chennai traffic, jump over the Koyambedu wholesale market gates, cook 4-course hot meals, and deliver them to your balcony using a grappling hook.
• If it rains even one drop, I will hold a giant 10-foot umbrella over your head and walk backward for 8 hours so the splash only hits me.
• If your phone battery reaches 98%, I will generate electricity by furiously pedaling an alternator on my cycle outside your house to charge it instantly.
• You can use my face as a stress ball. You can yell at me for 6 hours straight about why your college professor gave you an internal mark of 18/20, and I will take notes in a diary and apologize for his mistakes.
• When we go to eat parotta, you eat the crispy layers, and I will happily eat the discarded banana leaf just to absorb your aura.

About me (Check my specs):

• 6'6 height, 12-pack abs carved purely from the physical strain of uncontrollable sobbing every night.
• Earning ₹95 lakhs per month in IT (I hacked Google at age 14 and they pay me monthly hush money not to do it again).
• Golden retriever energy, pure vegetarian on Tuesdays, know every single Harris Jayaraj and Yuvan song from 2001 to 2026 by heart.

Girls, please, I am begging you on the holy soil of Tamil Nadu. My DMs are completely wide open. You don't even have to type words. Just send a single dot (.), an empty space, or a random typo, and I will send an auto with 50 kg of dairy milk chocolates to your street corner within 90 seconds.

Please save me from this 1BHK hellhole. I cannot spend another night eating single-plate egg rice while talking to the wall fan.

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Guys enna aachi na nethu en frd oda pesitu irundhen....he is telling me like, dei enga paathalum indha caste, religion nu paathutu irukaanga da.... kalayanam panna kandipa same caste/religion la illama vera caste/religion la dhaanda pannanumnu.....naan Adhuku sonnen, nee enna same caste la illama pannuradhu, naanellam same gender laiye illama vera gender la dhaan pannalamnu iruken......Am i better than him🥰??!! pls sollunga guys .....