"Fresh fruits = canned and chips." Results. "Poultry - half empty. Where is the bread?" 💀 Did you plant potatos? I told you...😔

u/halls_of_valhalla — 15 hours ago

When you know that russian medicine is not exactly the best in the world, especially after sanctions, one has to wonder what they want with such genetic data of its citizen. Another proposes only indigenous people should get right to housing.

Will there be an state agency soon, that will have as its goal the increase of "racially pure" Russians ? 😬

I wonder what Tatarstan and Siberia thinks about this, besides the increasing number of Indian and African immigrnats in their country.

I am exaggerating and reading a bit too much between the lines here, hopefully. 🫠

u/halls_of_valhalla — 15 hours ago

Media outrage did its thing #2. Grandpa gets his gun back. Patriotic tears have been shed 😭 One grandpa vs one drone makes better headlines than 1000 russians dead each day I guess.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 16 hours ago

Where is the fuel, Putin? Saving Moscow gasoline situation, will make regions collapse. He said the c-word 🫢

They gas station Russian is importing fuel from India or elsewhere.
There is also motor oil shortage apparently - oil products are getting harder to come by.
In Murmansk a Chinese vessel arrived with car parts another source said, praising the new trade lines. Cars will need repairs when they use they shitty low quality fuel. All is well.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 17 hours ago

Wildberries HQ. "Our so called elite is erecting monuments to their own hubris" "People lost their homes...lost their goods in warehouses. The fighting army is watching. No comment" 🫩

Imagine dying for a system where nobody gives a fuck about you. How brazen can you be until the army turns on you. There was this caricature of dwarf Putin fucking Mother Russia for yet another term, too bad I can't find it anymore.
I am sure all the businesses who lost their existence fully support the building of one of the largest skyscraper for the same company that made them all bankrupt.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 17 hours ago
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On it's death bed, Wildberries get's fucked over one more time. Posting job offering for security guards for mobile anti-air tasks. Not many warehouses left, so this is already questionable 🤔 But there is big nuance, you sign contract with the Russian MoD. See you at the frontline, comrade ☠️

u/glamdring_wielder — 1 day ago

When you are ruled by the pensioner era...👴🏻 Bromance Blogger is intimidated by the beauty of the new Ukrainian defense minister. Russian state propaganda let's him aura farm with the "heroic" picture. Thanks.

What Gerasimov doing?

u/halls_of_valhalla — 1 day ago

Hello Mr. Elite, I need gasoline, can you tell us about when we serfs receive it again?🥺 The master responds 🫴🏻 "There is diesel 😎" The art of the deal.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 1 day ago

How do you go from Soviet Space Program to this? Number of launches go single digit. Half of all launches for military. Satellite launches could be delayed. Once again, comrade?😮‍💨 People are dying...you know?🫩

I think flamingo hit it few days ago.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 1 day ago

So you say if Ukraine hits that Thermal Power Plant, russian bots will stop posting online and live in darkness? 🫡 Winter is coming, I guess.

Bunker Putin won't notice if lights are out in Moscow. He also doesn't use internet.
Everything is fine.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 1 day ago

Hello Georgia, be at your best "russophobic" behavior - more guests from Mother Russia are arriving. Why such urgency? Mobilization?🙈 But indeed I have to admit, these are the smartest Russians.

They sometimes accuse Georgians of being russophobic, just because they don't speak Russian to them. And other absurdities.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 2 days ago

Seems like the glorious russian elite is not that concerned about Nazis as much as they preach it to their most ferocious patriotic followers. A feeling of being betrayed and mental paralysis?

She is like one of the younglings in Star Wars, about to find out that Putin is Sith Lord Palpatine 🫤
Rage turns internal, like Ceasar once said (Freedom of Russia)

u/halls_of_valhalla — 2 days ago

The unscheduled razing of wildberries logistic center is irrelevant states Putin. Everything is fine~ 🙉 Apparently it is so unimportant that the state is forced to give financial assistance for the victims and the company. With what budget? Mystery.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 2 days ago

Malaya Tokmachka mentioned. "Our losses are heavy - for some it is their personal Stalingrad. Those who don't know are better off quiet. Thousands villages like it ahead" 💀

Some russian mapper have drawn big red arrows around the village. How true, we will find out in the next weeks. The Battle of Malaya Tokmachka rages on.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 2 days ago

Economy overcooling 🥶 Cars overheating 🫠 New cars can't handle the Euro-3 or Euro-2 fuel that russia allows until summer next year, or maybe these gas stations are selling Euro-1 already 💀

u/halls_of_valhalla — 4 days ago

Ye.. After inviting Nazis do the St. Petersburg Economic Forum, Russia invites another Nazi to hold a concert. What could go wrong? 😶

Censoring because Reddit I guess.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 4 days ago

New strategy - fuel prices as low as ever, under 100 ruble even. Magnificent. Just nuance, it is all a lie. Traffic cones, indicate that the gas station is closed for cars. Everything is fine.

u/halls_of_valhalla — 4 days ago