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Jon would throw a fit if he saw the sushi pizza from kitchen nightmares
Drake the type to get emotional when listening to this while driving
Drake the type of customer to do this at Panda Express
Drake the type to start blasting this song after that one goth chick does him dirty
Drake the type of bounty hunter to have this hairstyle
Dark sneakers that grant you abilities similar to reverse flash
You have received a pair of sneakers that hold a dark mystical energy that grant you damn near the same abilities as the reverse flash. Due to the magical nature of the shoes you are free to manipulate the appearance of the shoes however you please, you can make them appear like your favorite pair of sneakers down to the logo and everything, whatever you want. Heck you could even copy the color palette of his suit. Your powers don't actually wear off, the only way you can really "lose" your powers is if you decide to remove the shoes for whatever reason. Shoes can be washed. You're free to use your powers however you want, you could even be as petty as him
Wonder how wes feels about the food they're serving him behind bars
What do you think?
Drake the type of dramatic Dylan to perform a cover of chandelier by Sia
If someone sends you a text asking if you're drunk just send them this with no further explanation
An argument between Jon and Joseph Tinnelly from hells kitchen would be priceless
Hellfire manipulation
You have received the ability to draw power from the fires of hell itself. You can bend hellfire completely to your will and do whatever your imagination desires, your power is enough to destroy entire civilizations if need be. You can craft creatures made entirely out of hellfire and use them as weapons, or you can craft melee weapons, it's up to you. Hell, you can even recreate techniques and attacks you see in movies, shows or video games
Monster bear
You have the ability to transform into a giant bear monster when angry. Your base size is 12 ft standing up, but your size and power increases with rage (kinda like the incredible hulk), your max size is 425 ft tall. It doesn't matter what's making you angry, even if it's something minor, your size will increase because of it. Once you reach your max size your strength and durability rival that of Godzilla. You retain all your human intelligence and speech. You're strong enough to wipe out entire cities and possibly even countries
Downside: it's very dangerous for you to get upset, you can sometimes resist the transformation but if something is too much, it's going to happen against your will, for example if your spouse or significant other does you dirty, you get wrongfully fired from a job, or if someone close to you dies, it's over...
Drake the type of guy to be afraid of the Appalachian mountains
What songs do you think sid from toy story would have on his playlist?
How the background music be sounding when the episode starts getting serious
Mystical crown that turns you into a giant King Cobra like monster
You have discovered a magic gold crown that turns you into a colossal beast resembling a King Cobra. You boast great strength and durability and can move pretty fast even for your size. The crown stays on even during transformation and can grow to fit your head. The crown is the source of your power. Your base size is 41 ft long, your maximum size is similar to manda from the Godzilla movies (300 meters max). Thanks to the magical nature of your crown you can change size at will, change colors to form a unique pattern or to blend in with the environment (if you so wish), go temporarily invisible, and keep your crown in place without worrying about it falling off. You're entirely immune to conventional weaponry. The crown lasts for up to 24 hours and needs 2 hours to recharge