u/hesalwayslitty

Frens aiz wuz doan a cuddul on pawther an himbz watch dis bibeo an saiz tu me "JP aiz bery glad yooz no criminal like deez cats awr. Odder den win yoo stil fud frum ante plate yooz a bery gud kitty!" Furst aiz fink aiz need tu soo. Aiz a criminal ob da highest dugree an minez crimez are mos epic. Second mebbe aiz need tu bapbapbap himbz moor like deez cattos du tu teech himbz a lesson. Turd which catto on dis bibeo bees yoo faburit?

JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me(SSIMM fur shawt)

Frens dis hooman iz steelin minez pawfeshun! Dis beeg owtrayge! Aiz need all da pawyers tu do beegest soo eber ob dis hooman who stoldeded mine skwirty botul an minez pawfeshun!

Charlie Chicken Swoup

(I do not know this person nor is it me. It just crossed my suggested reels and knew that Charlie would be mightily offended🤣)

Frens mines pawther was onna eye gee juss now an himbz saweded dis catto doan da bessest pee crimez eber. Weez need tu hab himbz join da ICBGC !

an do a beeg teech at da SSOR.

JP

(Yesterday in my post asking the community for help in trying to find items on the local secondary markets for a content creator I follow on IG I also made mention of adding a flair to the community.

It was not- and anything I ever suggest is ever intended to- meant to change the community in a way that would cause any type distress or be harmful to anyone or the community in general.

My only intention was to attempt to add a solution to a problem I saw myself having as I from time to time create posts that intended to be human discussions- which in being tolerated here- would help me to more precisely let the members here know what the post is going to entail. The driving force behind the reasoning was the recent situation with Boots and Blue Boots- I thought that it would have been easier for everyone in the community to identify what to expect in the post from the flair.

I sincerely apologize for speaking out about this issue- in hindsight I should have done more self reflection before mentioning it at all and going forward I will do my level best to examine what I am posting more throughly to try and discern if this is a me important thing or a community important thing.

With regards, Jason)

Well 2 of them actually-

First this absolutely adorable cat I love on IG named Chef Gary is looking for some cat related things her slave cannot find and asked her community to look out for them. If you see them on your local secondary market or own them and do not want them anymore pass the info along. They are not asking for charity they will purchase them if the price is reasonable!

Second- while I get that we are primarily here to be silly there are times and situations that need require humans to talk(dis salamander pawther yooz kin egg spect a beeg soo fur dat)to talk to one another so I would like to propose we add a flair for human speak times! (Meowmmy & pawther- hewdad stoleded da braincell from da oranjs weez need tu git it back)

Anyways thanks for lending your eyes to my post and your fingers to feedback.

Love from JP Angel and Charlie Chicken Swoups pawther and from them. here is the IG post from Chef Gary

Ten shun all da frens!

Aiz JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me(SSIMM fur shawt) along wif my fur pawrents(and hewdad by proxy) du heer by ast eberywun tu take a vote an raise a tail up or down in supawrt ob u/Tight-Aside9624 hooman Boots tu neber eber git sood by any catto eber. Acuz of all ob her hero fings she did tu sab da frens an tu take da bessest care ob dem hermz iz not onlee da Saint ob da ICBGC but da 1 hooman who weez shuld agree on dat earnt da rite tu be soo proof!

Whut say yooz fren! Tails up fur yiss tails down fur no.

JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me(SSIMM fur shawt) an himbs fur pawrents Angel an Charlie Chicken Swoup(and hewdad too!)

Mai frens,

Magin me lukin at da litebocks wif pawther an aiz fine himbs lukin at an comment on dis bibeo dat hab cattos inna boat! Wif birbs! An fishies! An crab! A knee ways aiz juss wanna know ifn any ob da cattos heer hab seen dees cyoot cattos day go inna boat onna water or not? Is dis how yooz frens in da Hongry Shark be pirates? An hows bouts da en ob da bibeo wen da birb git a bapbapbap?

Frens aiz heer tuday tu show yoo da mos dispikkulabel fat gary moment eber!!! Da outrayge aiz hab win aiz see dis on da ig while aiz in antes lap. Hermz laff an sin tu mine pawther sayin oh lyk author cyoot dis skwirel iz. Dumdum hooman donut know dat fat gary tryin tu du a trick on da hoomans. Wez need tu ride an take ob dis ebel wunce an fur all.

JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me

Fren aiz bin ober heer fur so manee furrevers. Aiz got heer in 1994. Aiz bin by maiself fur ao long aiz not shur whut fren luk like. But aiz brung da BBQ. Aiz bin heer so long dat aiz no eben hab a pikshur! Eben doe aiz beeg doggo aiz very gud wif smol frens. Mai name is Sampson an aiz da onlee doggo mines pawther eber ownt.

Sampson

(I apparently can not find the picture of my last BBQ run😭😡🤬💀. Somedays are just not the day and I have had a minor one today. I wish as well I had some pictures to show of my soul dog but the early 90s and photos are not as easy as today. Long story behind where all the ones I owned went. Just felt like my soul dog needed friends today.)

Every so often I like to let you know the status of my friend who created the mobile game PawPaw- that I hope everyone here has downloaded played and reviewed since it is a completely free way to help strays.

Well here is the latest update. Your cat can potentially actually become famous.

Seriously on behalf of this creator thank you if you have supported her dream in anyway up to this point. I shamelessly plug the game any chance I get because I love the reason the game exists and the concept is super fun.

Hi feline overlords. This is the faithful servant to JP Angel and Charlie Chicken Swoup. I play a game that just introduced animals into it and I have gained 4 orange cats as rewards so far. I only have 1 orange in my life and that is baby JP.

I was wondering if any oranges would like to submit a face shot so that I can name my in game orange after you. As time goes along I will gain other colors and breeds and come back to ask the other cattos the same question.

Thanks for listening.

As if we really needed anymore proof that illegal smols get everything they desire i just found this on my Instagram. Porridge dog never stood a chance

So my therapist in an effort to better help me asked me about what I do for leisure activities- and me and my "friend group" do that supports and promotes sobriety and mental health. This is also the same therapist that thinks I need to cut the amount of cats and cat related content out of my life as he worries that I am replacing illegal habits with them. Since he normally catches me on either reddit or IG when my session starts I attempted to explain that our communities are what I do. I opened reddit and showed him a moobie Tuesday post- and he told me that he was going to have to think about whether or not grown adults pretending to be their animals while pretending to be moobie stars is actually helpful or not. And then said that as long as it keeps me sober and taking my meds he will accept it- with reservations. I walked out wondering if this is how our animals feel after meowing the simplest things to us humans- or bark if you are doggo running catto software.

A little while ago I posted here about a creator I follow who had a created a free game to play that the proceeds go to helping street cats. If you checked it out and played it thanks. If you can leave it a review in the playtime it will help push its popularity up and bring more eyes. Here is reel he posted as update from the 1st 1000 downloads. The link to the game for your play store in his bio.