u/hoboknight144
There’s a hole in my mattress
I can’t sleep on my belly, lest I put a monster under my bed
u/hoboknight144 — 3 days ago
▲ 401 r/TrueSTL
“See the inn on the other side? Jump through the roof and keep going! Go! What do you mean ‘dragon bait’? No of course not bro we’ll be right behind you”
u/hoboknight144 — 13 days ago
▲ 49 r/ForHonorRants
This game isn’t so bad once you master the art of becoming emotionally numb to winning, losing, the bullshit and the sick plays
u/hoboknight144 — 16 days ago
▲ 39 r/ForHonorRants
Haven’t played in weeks but remembering this game exists just ruined my day
Fuck you.
Yeah, you.
This isn’t directed at a general audience.
You, reading this post at this very moment in time.
Fuck you in particular for contributing to this game’s lifespan.
u/hoboknight144 — 19 days ago
▲ 99 r/TrueSTL
“Erm the Empire is just rebuilding strength to overthrow the Thal-“ shut up bootlicker, we destroy the Aldmeri Dominion NOW with our AXES and BEARDS and glistening sweaty BICEPS 😎🔥
u/hoboknight144 — 23 days ago
▲ 70 r/Lowes
Don’t put in your two weeks
When I left I just clocked in one day, said bye to some buds, clocked out hours before my shift ended and went outside to climb a sign in the parking lot to hang up and zip my vest over it. It ruffled some feathers in management, I heard.
Way better feeling, trust me. Yeah I’m petty. Fuck you if you’re reading this Jon.
u/hoboknight144 — 25 days ago
▲ 34 r/TrueSTL
Nils is a spy
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u/hoboknight144 — 25 days ago
▲ 198 r/army
Hate wearing this beret
I’m a leg in an airborne unit and have to wear this fuckass maroon beret everywhere and feel like a poser, and the chances of me actually going airborne are slim due to a prior surgery. Not to mention they’re just annoying asf to wear to begin with. I miss my pc.
I’ll have a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
u/hoboknight144 — 1 month ago
▲ 72 r/army
Should I just call it quits
Broke my leg in basic training. Got a metal rod drilled through it and it never really stopped hurting. Just recently fell out of my first run because of the pain shooting up my knee. I pushed through my second cycle of BCT after recovering, AIT and now the first few months of my first duty station. But idk if I’m cut out for this anymore. Granted I didn’t really run over summer leave but if two weeks of vacation dials up the pain this much then idk if I should continue.
I’ll have a peanut butter and ibuprofen sandwich.
Edit: I’m FA
u/hoboknight144 — 1 month ago