u/honorlessmaid

The color palette is calming

No it's not moldy. In these photos it's maybe an hour old. Blueberry basil focaccia.

My phone sucks so I think the last post I made made everyone go "ew?" Blue ass bread! so fucking good. Took me ages and ages to make the blueberry basil reduction and flavoured cream. The potluck folks seemed to think it was okay! I'm shidding blewww

Smoked tofu, coleslaw mix with approximately 400 cups of mayo and 30 pickles, pretzels, and a dry as fuck lemon blueberry Blondie. Giggity

I made smoked tofu but idk what to do with it so I microwaved it with parmella and made pickle mustard cole slaw with store bought coleslaw mix. The Blondie is lemon blueberry and I made it like 9 days ago lol... It's dry and I'm too lazy to make another baked good. Idk if I'll eat the pretzels, but the plate look shit otherwise. Cheers

First loaf I've ever made. I normally fuck with focaccia in a big sheet. I feel like this recipe was basically focaccia but asked me to put the bread in a hot Dutch oven- I don't own one of those, so I just used my aluminum pan and made a strange metal dough glass sando. I think it looks alright

My last post is doomer as hell. I did try to kinda laminate the dough by halfing it and adding shredded butter to one half and then folding that into a just olive oil half so I'm just a lil sad. This was raspberry but dyed purple because I thought I could find my homemade Huckleberry jam(the concord looks the same and I opened two jars trying to find hucks- I am cursed). Made with sweetened condensed coconut milk on top to mimic clotted cream. Behold purple bread

The focaccia decided to evacuate the bowl in the middle of the night and made a whole mess of my fridge. Half the dough had to be trashed :( it's also taking forever to do the final rise in the pan and I'm worried it over proofed and won't be edible and this was a specific request from my post surgery mother. Ugh I suck at baking and being thoughtful.