Things people say…
”Doesn’t it come with bacon?”
Yes we still have to ask.
“Give me everything.”
I don’t know what your everything entails. Do you mean mikes way? Or do you mean everything that you see? What do you not want because im 90% positive you don’t want everything.
“Give it to me mikes way. Add lettuce, tomatoes and onions.”
…… so mikes way?
“Banana, jal, and lettuce, then can you add the mikes way?”
……… so you mean the juice and spices?
”can you let mike have his way with it?”
You’re not funny, you make everyone uncomfortable, and you’re a thirty year old man. Get a life.
”what do you think I’d like?”
Dude i literally don’t even know you, what do you mean you want me to guess what you’d eat today?
”why didn’t you ask me if i wanted it hot? I want a hot sandwich and i can’t believe you didn’t ask!”
We’re literally trained not to ask. Some stores don’t even allow it. Plus you added a bunch of stuff already, im not letting your lettuce and tuna near my grill.”
”can you sub ham for turkey on the number 8?”
No but i can charge you a 7 with bacon?
”can i make my own sandwich?”
If you open your eyes, tilt your head to and to the left, you will see that we indeed do have the number 8, ham, turkey and cheese.
”can you sub ham for turkey on the 13?”
Not if you want to pay extra for the meat. Inventory isn’t cheap.
”does the veggie/meatless have meat?”
…..
”can i have the pickle sandwich?”
No because we’re jersey mikes not jimmy johns.
”can you do this sandwich i saw on tik tok?”
I can give you a sandwich off our menu and you can tell me the toppings AFTER I PREPARED THE SANDWICH
**edit: will add on when i remember things that I’ve been asked