I'm flattered, but no I do not work for Neiman-Marcus
Just found this sub so I thought I'd contribute. Several years ago before it closed for lack of business, Neiman-Marcus had a store in Bellevue, WA. I stopped by on my way home from my law office to by a Christmas present for my wife and was wearing a suit and tie. As I browsed through the jewelry department, a young woman in her twenties came up to me and asked me to help her select some jewelry. I said I don't work here I am shopping. She immediately apologized and said she assumed I worked here because I was well dressed. I thanked her for the complement which improved my day considerably.