
Exploring The Analects: The Side Quest Trap — 2.16 (7/26/2026)
(Also available on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-side-quest-trap-2-16/id1863183266?i=1000778382829 )
Side quests can be the best part of a game, but every hour spent on one is an hour not spent on the thing you set out to do. Confucius watched his own students wander off into farming, medicine, astronomy, and board games, and gave them eight characters about it.
In this episode, we read passage 2.16 — 攻乎異端,斯害也已, "Laboring along the byways—this is harmful indeed" — exploring its meaning as a warning about detours. The byways are what commentators call the 小道 (small ways) and 他技 (other skills): everything that isn't the long road to becoming a so-called "exemplary person". None of them are wrong. The world needs farmers and doctors. They're just incompatible with the goal, in the eyes of Confucius, and you only get one life to spend.
But that's not how the passage has been read for most of its life. Around 500 CE 攻 flipped from "labor" to "attack," 異端 hardened into "perverse doctrines," and by the Ming a humble tone marker was reread as "stop". This transformed a caution about distraction into official license to stamp out Buddhism, Daoism, and anything off-message. Two passages earlier, the Analects says the exemplary person is inclusive, not partisan.
Along the way: why Confucius probably wouldn't have wanted his students to become professional musicians (in the Zhou, court musicianship was reserved for the blind), the ladder from 君子 (exemplary person) to 賢人 (the worthy) to 聖人 (the sage), measured by how many lives you touch. Plus, a copy of the Analects sealed in a cave until 1973 that quietly undercuts the whole "attack" reading.
Episode guide, with the full Chinese text and language notes: https://analects.net/episodes/side-quest-trap/