u/johnnyhuntersimp

So clearly Bojack has childhood trauma from being a child pre 9/11 so when he thinks back on his life he was always wearing his little sailor outfit. It made him feel safe, like the characters on tv, wearing the same outfit day in and day out. The expectation to be a cute little sailor absolutely ruined him, he started self loathing as the twink death hit him early in his teen years. As a teen at that party he learned he wasnt as cute anymore without his sailor outfit and he makes a fool of himself. Fast forward to the grocery. He sees a navy seal and he is overwelmed with a rage, "this seal isnt even cute" he thinks. He watches for his moment and when the sailor goes to the loo Bojack sees his moment. Muffins fit for a sailor, they should be mine. It should have been me. And of course he takes them from the produce section even after hearing the seal shout "Dibs". "Dibs these nuts" he says as he hits the checkout while already eatting the muffins. So basically the muffins are a metaphor for his early life developments being throttled by this "cute sailor" persona and only once he grows up can his life muffintop off the sides into a truely unique shape. You see, Bojack waited so long to put his life in the oven that the muffins just fell back in on themselves, symbolizing falling back into the alcoholism that plaqued his early development.

So whats the message here? Are mice bad people or is it ok to date kids if they stack up before hand? Like, I dont think you can just add their ages up but idk how hollywoo works. So do you think princess meowmeow would have had a better chance at getting a kid if she was just nicer to Vincent, she could have co-parented Vincent's son and not had to wear oven mitts!

Do you think Bojack was 21 in this? He drinks alcohol but for some reason he looks different. How old were you when you drank alcohol at a house party?

I just really like this photo of one of my heroes Bojack, it reminds me of that time I changed a lightbulb before I took a shower. I wanna do the master bath in a repeating pattern of this, also looking for the bottom half of this photo. Also if the wallpaper people could actually do it pro bono and maybe netflix buys me a house with a master bedroom? What would you do if you were me?

So I think wwmpbd (what would Mister Peanut-Butterson do) and I wonder if I could be more like my hero, Mister. So Im thinking about Mister and I made a huge mess and also im packing up some old photos of my mom so I thinks to myself "what if I use a towel between these photos?" And then I think, "wait does my girlfriend have photos that need towels?". So anyways she lives in my room and we are moving so should I bring her? She has stuff and it takes up space and we are on the third floor. Idk she always makes me take out the trash and trlls me to get a job so if I just dont take her stuff maybe she will just leave and pay the rent anyways. She has family and stuff so why should she live with me if all she does is cook, clean, and pay the rent? She doesnt even like bojack and thinks I should "drink less and get a job" but look at bojack, his jobs just gives him trauma and accused of misdeeds. I think we all know Mister wouldnt get a job or clean his house so why should I? I guess I could put her in a box and just unpack in a few weeks, that'd be mondo chill like Todd.

like has any game done a good job doing this?

I kinda think she's gonna hate it so I figured this would be the best way to get her into it, a game. Found this, we will probably make everything just "take a drink" instead of the number but what do y'all think of this list? Should we start s1e1?