Score Reposado Tequila Review ⚽️
Score Reposado Tequila – Ceramic Football Vessel
Distillery: Nominally Mexico, spiritually a Saturday rec league
ABV: 40%
Price: $69.99 @ Costco
Rested: Briefly, much like a substitute waiting to be called in
Glassware: Glencairn (because we’re committed to the bit)
Nose
Opens with fresh-cut grass and immediate locker room energy—think sweaty jerseys, damp shin guards, and a hint of lime wedges left out at halftime. A faint thread of agave tries to break through but gets benched quickly.
Palate
Entry shows brief cooked agave, instantly overtaken by green grass clippings and citrus sports drink vibes.
Mid-palate brings salted orange slices, a touch of plastic water bottle, and just enough oak to remind you this is technically reposado.
Finish
Short to medium with dry vegetal notes, chalk dust, and lingering lime + salt. Agave makes a last-second appearance… too late to change the score.
Overall Impression
Less a tequila, more a full sensory soccer experience. You didn’t buy this to sip—you bought it because it’s a ceramic soccer ball full of poor decisions.
Value
The liquid itself suggests a modest price point. The vessel, however, demands to be displayed, discussed, and inevitably defended.
T8KE Score
4 / 10 – Below Average
Final Thought
Best enjoyed as your team loses so you don’t drown your sorrows with your prized collection.