

I don't know why I even try
I couldn't even take the picture because he was crawling all over my lap


I couldn't even take the picture because he was crawling all over my lap
Dear God I'm never getting this baking position. I want to bake at this stupid restaurant so bad. I just made peanut pie and it looks like dookie too. I don't feel like my strawberries are topped well enough and I don't feel like my ropes(the cream on the outside) look good enough. I have a brain injury in my cerebellum+ I'm 5'0 feet tall. So it makes baking a little hard, everyone keeps saying they like my pie, but my coworkers are also old and have a bias towards me as a person.
The recipe is really simple tho. But I'm not sure how I'd write it out
Okay so for context to this post, I doordashed pizza for me and my younger brother. I am home alone, and do not have a license or car(or else I would have just went and got it myself. Clearly)
I am home alone because my grandma who watches him in the daytime has stage four terminal cancer, in multiple places. So I doordashed pizza, wings, and two bottles of pepsi for us. I haven't been getting very good paychecks because I recently had a cerebral angiogram (if you don't know what it is, look it up), couldn't walk, and was out of work for almost two weeks. But I still got him stuffed crust, the whole meal was like $40. But I ate the cost and did it anyway.
I waited like 20 mins for the order, which was fine. Pizza takes time, and they dropped it off infront of the door where you wouldn't be able to pick it up. Fine, the order was flat and it wasn't a big deal. I also tipped $7 for the order because I know pizza is heavy and I got more than the 1 or 2 items I normally doordash. Either way I also work food service and understand how a good tip can make or break you.
My pizza finally arrives, and I start opening it to find this. Everything else was fine, the wings were good, the soda was fine, but the pizza was completely crushed. I managed to salvage what I could, gave my brother some of my wings, and thanked my intuition I got him a pepsi too. Luckily he wasn't too upset, he seemed more focused on playing his game with his friend.
Tldr: God forbid I try to be a good sibling while my brothers caretaker is dying.
So for those who have not watched the walking dead(twd), the main character(Rick) has a wife(Lori) and she gets pregnant. Her whole affair with the other character doesn't matter to the topic of my rant, but all you need to know is
-they are in the apocalypse
-there is hardly any food, drinking water, and noise puts them in danger
-there are zombies roaming around the streets.
And Lori gets pregnant. I think having sex alone in the apocalypse isn't smart, I mean, imagine you're doing it ass naked in the woods and a zombie comes out of nowhere? You'd be completely vulnerable and unprotected.
Especially with the theme they have going of "nowhere is safe" nowhere is safe to have sex. A character was killed in his tent by a roaming zombie
But that's besides the point, Lori gets pregnant, and thinks(fairly reasonably) "huh. Maybe I should go get some abortion pills" and she reasonably has the groups errand boy go get them. And he does, she takes them
..and throws them back up. Her husband finds out about this and is like "but babi!!! Have babi!!!! We LOVE babi!!!" And she's like "vro we can't even keep the child we do have from getting shot" and he's like "yeah but..give babi a chance..."
Like ??? There's no diapers in sight, no way to care for a baby, maybe if the world had just ended, I would say yeah. People have taken care of babies off the land for hundreds of years, but there are zombies roaming around?? She literally points this out and is like "yeah but literally being a baby will put itself, us, and everyone in our group and our EXISTING CHILD" into danger.
And like..Rick is supposed to be the reasonable one, but I can't help but view him as about as brain dead as the zombies.
Thank you so much to u/augustxer for letting me draw their oc!! She was such a fun character to draw! And I'm excited to draw more characters in the future!!
i feel like kids are more permanent than a tattoo bro 😭. Yes a tattoo is a permanent decision, but there's also still lasers and stuff you can get to remove tattoos. Also if you get a stupid tattoo, you can look back on it and laugh and be like "haha yeah! That stupid tattoo I got in college" or something.
Kids are way more permeant. There is NO taking back a kid, even if you give them up, that kid will still exist for as long as it's alive. Like ??? Kids are way more permanent than any tattoo