u/moneyprinter101

I know the title sounds deranged, but I swear to god im not a troll. Here’s the context:

My bf and I are long distance, so we used to have plenty of phone sex, however, that’s been happening less and less often as our relationship has gone on (according to him, he just doesn’t feel as horny as often anymore). We’ve met and had relations irl a few times, and he’s always the kind to last very long in bed, and during phone sex as well. I used to be insecure about it, thinking that maybe it was something wrong with me, but hes genuinely a great bf who constantly assures me, and has never once said anything bad about our sex life.

It should be noted that he watches plenty of porn (as do I), and neither of us see that as an issue, so this isnt about him hiding porn from me or something. We were calling today, and I was playing a game on my phone (papa’s cupcakeria, you can’t make this shit up), and after about twenty minutes of us doing our own thing, he suddenly goes “im done” and shows me his cum????? Obviously, I get really confused and ask how the hell he was jerking off this whole time without me realising (we were on video call), before mentioning that I thought he was looking at the stock market (he spends his free time just staring at the stock market for hours on end like a lunatic, but I love him so it’s whatever).

Tell me why this man then looks me in the eyes and goes “yeah, I was looking at the stock market, I was too lazy to look for porn.”

It then hits me that he literally just CAME to the stock market. When I point this out to him, all he said in response was “it’s a man thing, I didn’t wanna bother you while you were playing your game” and told me not to worry about it.

Now, I don’t want to sound insane, but I got a bit upset, because in my head, he could have very easily asked to have phone sex with me, but chose to literally jerk off to the stock market instead. To add insult to injury, he came REALLY quickly (like significantly quicker than he would during anything involving me) which makes me feel like SHIT, because there is no way the goddamn stock market is somehow more stimulating than his own damn girlfriend.

Don’t get me wrong, i’m not super genuinely upset, but you’ve gotta admit this shits gonna hurt your pride if it happened to you. I honest to god have no idea how to even move forward after this, and I just needed to type this out, because no one would believe me otherwise 💀

I was out with my boy getting food and I saw my gf was like on the beach right next to me. I invited her to get food with me but she said she’s with her friends so I was chill with that. I know them all, she texted me she was drunk so I did get a bit worried because I know how she is when she’s drunk. I’m good friends with the owner so he hooked me up with free stuff. So I thought might as well drop it off to her and her friends cuz we’re all chill.

So I found her and she was with 4 guys that I’ve never seen before. One of them put their hand on her so i went up there to say what’s up. She saw me and looked so disappointed to see me and embarrassed that i was there, she didn’t even say hi or anything she didn’t even make eye contact with me. So I asked if she wanted the food and she said no with so much attitude, it made it so awkward between us all and it hurt me so much that she did that. And I ride a motorcycle so I couldn’t carry everything so I had to just leave the food behind.

Basically I don’t know what to think was it stupid to try to surprise her like that? Cuz for me personally if I was with all my friends and she surprised me I’d be the happiest man alive.