Remembered one time that a teacher was so hated

He legit got cussed out by the ENTIRE CLASS as if it was in open rebellion. People also found his house and egged it as well leading to him quitting 😭

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u/mr_banana277 — 11 days ago

HOW TO OPEN A DARK FOUNTAIN IRL

Firstly, this is only possible to do in a dream. Specifically a lucid dream.

To get to the lucid dream, you have to have at least 7 (I recommend 10) available hours of sleep. This will not mess with your sleep schedule, except for 10-20 minutes required for falling back asleep.

(I recommend to write these notes down on a piece of paper, as you can't use devices during the setup.)

Set an alarm 5-6 hours after you fall asleep

Once the alarm wakes you up, get up.

You can drink water or go to the bathroom if needed, but don't use any devices.

After you finish doing those things, go back to bed and fall asleep.

While you're falling asleep, repeat the phrase "When I wake up in a dream, I will know I'm dreaming."

This phrase is very important, and once you fall asleep and wake up in a dream, try your hardest to realize that you're in a dream. Once you've done this and want to test if you're in the dream, pinch your nose and try to breathe. If you can breathe, then you're in the dream.

Then, you can proceed to grab a nearby knife, try to make a dark fountain, and after a few seconds your sub-conscious will manifest whatever is in the room into Darkners and will make a dark world!

(For clarity on how to make the dream more stable: just spin around slowly a couple of times and don't close your eyes for too long at a time. Blinking is fine though.)

Then, you can imagine the fraud gang fighting you, and you can give yourself the powers of the Roaring Knight within the same dream.

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u/mr_banana277 — 18 days ago

How do I maximize profits on my factory in a MC server? (DonutSMP)

Basically, i'm running a diamond pickaxe store, and each diamond pickaxe takes ~$15k (about) to make. I sell them usually in a fluctuating range between $25k minimum and $50k maximum. I make about 2-3x as much from selling the diamond pickaxes as it takes to make them.

Any ideas on how to maximize profits (or just move to a more profitable industry)?

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u/mr_banana277 — 2 months ago

Would a 4 party system (with coalitions and actual cooperation between them in the government) work, or be plausible?

Think about it, (lib?) left party (Democrats, want to disband billionaires power), auth right party, (Republicans, want to keep the status quo as well as incentivize some billionaires as well as some regulations, for higher government cooperation) lib right party, (libertarians, or a libertarian caucus in the current Republican party that want to stop heavy government taxation for no worthy reason) and an auth left party (DSA, want to work with the government to get rid of the billionaires)

Presidential elections could work within coalitions, like 4 elections between each candidate from each party to determine who runs in the national elections, and then maybe elections within coalitions to determine who will run in the final elections.

Maybe even more parties, for communists or fascists, or anarchists, or ancaps?

Tell me what y'all think.

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u/mr_banana277 — 2 months ago

I'll act like i'm Kris answering your questions about the people rated from Kris' perspective

Hate that dog.

u/mr_banana277 — 2 months ago
▲ 280 r/Terraria

had absolutely no idea that an alternate dungeon got added to the game (no secret seeds btw)

like this is naturally generated? what?

u/mr_banana277 — 2 months ago

Rate the ocean pylon

Probably should've just drowned the angler ngl (I fed him his own bait and he gets one meal per week)

u/mr_banana277 — 2 months ago