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Paul was PREGNANT. He had to go into hiding and got a Temporary (Secretary) body double to go out and make public appearances. To not rouse suspicion they made this Faul appear extremely masculine with his wispy little mustache, but then they overcompensated with his big fluttery eyelashes. If the public knew about Paul’s pregnancy they would’ve been in shambles. Even he didn’t know he could get pregnant at the time. They made a lot of Revolutionary kinds of men back in the 1960’s. Didn’t you ever notice that glow in his cheeks back in ‘65? He started to get nice and round, THEN he became evil and skinny. Paul continued to do studio work in secrecy from December 1966 to August 1967 until he safely gave birth to a healthy baby boy… this boy would later be known as Jason Starkey. He couldn’t risk anyone knowing he had a child, and at the time he wasn’t ready to become a father. I call this the “Paul is bred” theory, and I think it’s the most realistic and sane one we have regarding this period of Paul’s life… Thank you for reading.

Am I supposed to like him? I'm not sure anyone does, is he supposed to be like super annoying on purpose? Was he supposed to be an artificial fan favorite or something?