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One thing, just tell me one thing I can do.

I am the CEO of an import/export Linkedin techcode lead gen AI biased supercode management structure.

I need one thing to make it all click. Not more lead gen. Not cyclone assets . Not bifurication on the quzidium QI interest funnel.

This is a real small business and I am not a future nudge unit bot or foreign scammer phising for leads.

Its genuine , I need one thing to help my super sales funnel asset (TM)

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Satire over. Ban the bots and if you are not a bot GET A F++KING JOB.

Hi, Our band has its first gig at the "Rootin Tootin Texas Mechanical Bull and Gunshow show"

We are planning to Play

1. Allah be praised (Larry Young) extended version

and

2. Allah Supreme (John Coltrane)

Do you think this setlist is OK for that venue???

Our band name is Osama and the Nine Elevens.

My name? Allan Su-preme.

Ju suis French.

Stop using my nome.

Tony Williams Lifetime: Turn it over track 9.

Wat iz name of trax plz??

Apparently there was major vandalism to a metro stop or something so there is a major presence of traffic wardens at the coast.

They are visiting the newly changed from free to charged place near the Whitley bay playhouse every few hours and slapping tickets on loads of cars. Its badly signposted so an east target.

Total rip off.

So it was a fairly nice day today so I went outside , to the beach actually anyway that's not important.

When I got back I sat in my yard with a Pepsi Max and noticed (autism?) as I set it down on the ground the sun cast a really cool pattern on the ground which moved as the bubbles popped. At this time an ant was walking past and I thought it would be funny if he thought it was a god of some sort.

Anyway without any prompting the ant noticed the weird light patterns and went "batshit bonkers" and started to run excitedly around in circles. I then picked up the drink and its god disappeared and then reappeared as I put it back down.

I thought he might return with his story to the nest and then get some kind of promotion from worker ant to mystic ant. I wondered if he got to meet the queen. She might bite his head off.

Perhaps he should have kept his mandibles shut.

Saw a Discordia Truck today.

"Discordia is one of the largest and fastest-growing transport and logistics companies in Europe, headquartered in Sofia, Bulgaria. The company specializes in international road transport with a modern fleet of over 1,500 trucks."

"Core Logistics & Transport Services Road Freight: Maintains its own fleet of over 1,500 trucks and a vast auto-forwarding network covering Europe, the UK, Turkey, Ukraine, and the CIS."

Only 1500 trucks in all of Europe and I saw one!

1. Shut the fuck up

2. Go outside you silly cunt.

#Frank Poulenk

Whos yours ? JD Borg ?