u/pianoboy777

Why does it cost so much to do anything ? It shouldn't. So I made these to help , 3 types of face cream and one type hair cream.

Jones Rose Cream Recipe 🌹

Chicken wings, rose petals, cashews, sesame, olive oil, vit E, lemon, gelatin, honey.

Simmer wings 2hrs, rose petals last 10min. Strain. Blend nuts. Mix all with oils. Chill 1 week. Whip til creamy. Smooth. Anti-wrinkle. Free. Ask if you need help

#DYIskincare, #skincare

Jones Hair Serum Recipe

2 tbsp castor oil

1 tsp pumpkin seed oil

5 drops rosemary oil

1 tsp fresh ginger juice

1 tsp blackstrap molasses

1 tsp aloe

1 vitamin E capsule

Shake. Scalp. Massage. 30 min. Wash.

#haircare , #DIYhaircare , #hairtreatment

Jones Mint Cream

Chicken wings, mint leaves, cashews, sesame, olive oil, vit E, lemon, gelatin, honey.

Simmer wings 2hrs, mint last 5min. Strain. Blend nuts. Mix all. Chill 1 week. Whip. Cooling tingle. Morning cream. Free.

Starberry Face Cream Recipe:

2.5 tbsp cashews, 1 tbsp sesame (crush), 1/4 cup olive oil, 1 tsp vit E oil, 1/2 lb chicken wings, 4 cups water, 5-6 strawberries, half lemon juiced, 2 tsp gelatin, 1/4 tsp honey Simmer wings 2hrs. Strain. Blend cashews+sesame. Mash berries.Mix all Fridge 1 week. Freezer months dm me if help

Bonus!

Makeup remover. Witch hazel, aloe, olive oil, vitamin E, trace vinegar. Dissolves waterproof mascara, zero sting, no alcohol burn. Skin feels conditioned, not stripped. Won't damage your glass nails. Costs ~$0.30. Three minutes to mix.

Shake, wipe, done.

#makeupremover #cheap #makeup

Glass nails. Gelatin, aloe, cornstarch, vitamin E, honey. Paint on, dries hard with glass finish. Dye any color with food scraps. Soak in warm water, peels off clean. No glue. No acrylics. No UV lamp. Costs ~$0.25. All food-grade.

Your nails, your kitchen, no salon.

#nailcare #cheap

This one will be hard to get on your first try .

Now this doenst match up to ai posts. But it will cure wrinkes, give you great hair and remove your make up all for cheap . Directly undercutting the beauty industrys

Jones Mortar

Sticky rice. Slaked lime. Egg white.

Boil rice 30-45 min til water's thick. Strain, keep the goo. Stir into lime til peanut butter. Whisk egg white frothy, fold in.

Bonds brick, stone, wood. Waterproof. Non-toxic. Keep damp while it cures.

$3-5. All grocery store stuff. Free recipe.

Jones Work Skin

1 tbsp warm water. 2 tsp gelatin. 1 tsp aloe. ¼ tsp oil. ½ tsp cornstarch.

Bloom gelatin 2 min in water. Stir smooth. Add aloe, oil, cornstarch. Stir. Cool. Paint hands. Dry 5 min. Work. Peel off.

Lime never touches skin. Full dexterity. Pennies. Made for Jones Mortar

Jones Scrub Pad

Scrap cloth. 2 tbsp flour. 1 tbsp salt. 1 tbsp baking soda. Water to paste.

Smear on fabric. Dry fully.

Scrubs like store-bought. Composts when dead. Pennies or free.

All my Invetions can be found on my bluesky

@jonestec.bsky.social

Plenty more where this came from

Jones Glow Tube

Glow powder + mineral oil. Sealed tube. 40% powder. Shake.

Sun charge. Glows 6–12hrs. 10k cycles. 20yr life.

No batteries. No fire. Waterproof. Non-toxic.

Upgrades: White back. Foil. Fresnel. Hair gel stops settling. UV LED.

Jewelry: Same mix in pendant. Breakaway cord. Kid safe.

Jones Screen Cleaner

½ cup distilled water. ½ cup witch hazel. 1 tbsp rubbing alcohol.

Shake. Spray the cloth, not the screen. Wipe.

Cuts grease. Dries fast. Zero streaks. No vinegar. No poison. Safe for phones, glasses, monitors. Costs pennies. Three ingredients. Pharmacy + grocery.

Jones Weed Killer (Flower-Safe)

1 cup white vinegar. 1 tbsp lemon juice. 1 tsp dish soap.

Shake. Spray weeds in full sun. Dead same day.

No salt. Breaks down fast. Plant flowers after.

Pennies. No poison.

Many many more lol on my bluesky account

Bluesky: @jonestec.bsky.social